How long does it take for a bruise to kick in?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 21:38    Post subject: How long does it take for a bruise to kick in?
I kinda had my face beaten in. Somewhat.

Right on the side of my right eye.
it hurts when I talk.
It kinda hurts when I blink.
If I squint it's all numby like.
But it happened last night. Sort of.
And today it was all achy and breaky.
I can feel a little bump.

So umm my question is... it's puffy.... if it's puffy will there be a bruise? Or it's inflated cause of umm something bad might have happened? Or there won't be a bruise? Or I gotta wait a while before I get purple in the face?


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 21:49    Post subject:
Your girlfriend hit you? Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 21:55    Post subject:
waldo, how often must we tell you?

Go see a doctor!

you can also try to feel for the bone structure yourself and see if something "feels" broken, but that doesnt beat a doctors visit.

and this thread is worthless without pics anyways Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 22:06    Post subject:
Well there's a bump on the skull it self, but it's not THAT visible. So no pix needed.
If a bruise does pop up, I'll post pix. If not then no. And fuck doctors. My mobile functions are a o k. It's just my cheekbone below the temple.


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 22:10    Post subject:
so how much force was applied to your face? Hit with a fist or with a shoe when lying on the floor?

Put some ice on, if it feels swollen. And if you get headaches, get yourself checked out (if the headache doesnt come from alcohol intoxication Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 22:15    Post subject:
No.
No headaches...
A knuckle blow or four to the side of the head (cheek bone). Not with the fist but with the knuckles.

And I don't get headaches from alcohol intoxication. Just confusion in the morning.


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 22:23    Post subject:
outch!

still if it was only bone on bone you can hope that your head was thick enough to break one of the knuckle-bones instead Very Happy

may i ask WHY you got hit?
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 22:30    Post subject:
got into something I shouldn't get into.
It was too late to back out. Yah. Hahahaha. It's really lol. Just a little uncomfortable as I have a date tomorrow and I don't want a bruise. Sad I got scratches on my neck and my ribs kinda hurt, but I don't plan on taking off my tee tomorrow.Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 22:52    Post subject:
hahahaha, then put some ice on it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 22:53    Post subject:
or just wear some extra humility tomorrow Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 22:56    Post subject:
It could be a good bad ass look. Laughing
But nah. Ice never worked for me. I can't hold it on something long enough. I get bored and annoyed with the freezingness. Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 23:07    Post subject:
yeah, i know that Very Happy

you could still listen to "ice ice baby" or some ice-t songs to make the hurt go away Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 23:29    Post subject:
A Shane Falco quote is all you need: "Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Oct 2008 23:45    Post subject:
chicks do dig scars but that's kinda weird and fucked up. I remember in my cutting phase i dated this one psycho sexy slut that kinda got turned on when she felt up my scars 'cuts' lol. I got a nice shiner above my left eye ever since i was 2. it's purdy. gurls like it. I also got stitches on my left arm from getting impaled by a fence. Laughing i got enough scars to get all the chicks I want.

But bruises.... kinda make you feel weak. Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 00:16    Post subject:
just tell her you wanted to look like bruise willis Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 01:18    Post subject:
omfg! this one cunt said i looked like bruce willis. hahahahahaha. fuck man. too much deja vu goin on today. maybe i have a concusion!


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 01:52    Post subject:
a bruise can take days to work itself out man.I was once palm struck (by my sensi) in the chest. It started out as a red hand print. 4 days later it was green and yellow and blue and black.
Just do 5 mins of hot, 5 mins of cold for a half an hour a few times a day. It will keep swelling down and help the bruise heal.

There's also this stuff they sell (or used to when i was doin martial arts) in china town called Ping On. It comes in this tiny pink lip balm looking container....the best shit ive ever used for sore muscles or bruises. it burns like a blow torch for 15 minutes but afterward, your bruise or sore muscle feels 10x better. Ive been meaning to go down to china town to see if i can find some. And its cheap as fuck.

And you dont have a concusion. If you did, you wouldnt be able to look at a computer screen. Ive had numerous concusions and all you can do is lay in a dark room, turn the brightness down on the tv and chill.


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 01:53    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
Laughing


? are you laughing at what i said or what wally said?


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 01:55    Post subject:
oh fuck, i didnt see you post inbetween. When i replied there was only waldos post there
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 01:55    Post subject:
what i said

I just stepped out for a smoke and boy oh boy Very Happy Icky! ICKY! I might have a cold! Hahaha i was all dizzy and stuff Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 01:58    Post subject:
lol ok. I was just wondering what was funny about my post if you were laughing at it Smile
Its all good herr lutz Smile (herr means mr. right? or did I not use the right word/spelling?)


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 02:00    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
what i said

I just stepped out for a smoke and boy oh boy Very Happy Icky! ICKY! I might have a cold! Hahaha i was all dizzy and stuff Sad


Dude, get a flue shot. They are free ya know.
Im gettin mine next week.

I didnt get one last year and was sick most of the winter (mostly because of my niece and nephews and their interactions with kids at school...kids and colds man, they go hand in hand).


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 02:08    Post subject:
i kinda haven't slept more than 6 hours in the past 2 days combined. Laughing
On tuesday I went drinking with these two girls that I dislike (don't ask).
Had class the next day Sad so i got home at 2am i think and woke up at 6 Sad
And when I got home after school at 6 i passed out and woke up at 7 to a ringing phone, so i had to meet up with a friend. I got home pass 11 all beaten Laughing. Downloaded south park and fonejacker. watched the episodes then watched journey to the center of the earth. Went to sleep at 5. woke up at 7 cause i had an 8 am shoot. So I was all ready and shit and it was pushed till 10 am Sad So I was bored for 2 hours. Then after the shoot i came home and rewatched southpark/fone jacker/journey and watched wanted while i edited what we shot today and now im here. Very Happy I got class tomorrow at 8am and i got a meeting in an hour with a friend. Laughing I need sleep!!!

Big time. Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 02:16    Post subject:
Grab a spliff, smoke it after your meeting and lay down. you'll be alseep within an hour Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 02:24    Post subject:
I can't sleep when I'm high. Hahaaha. Omg. Last I got high, two weeks ago, I was up till 5 am just relaxed and all. But it was on the weekend. So it was alright.

Very Happy I've stepped away from pot for a while for a now. And drinking I'm keeping to down. Twice a week tops. And now that my friend is working weekends night shifts, my drinking days are somewhat over. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 02:29    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I can't sleep when I'm high. Hahaaha. Omg. Last I got high, two weeks ago, I was up till 5 am just relaxed and all. But it was on the weekend. So it was alright.

Very Happy I've stepped away from pot for a while for a now. And drinking I'm keeping to down. Twice a week tops. And now that my friend is working weekends night shifts, my drinking days are somewhat over. Very Happy


passing out from drinking isnt sleeping, you know that right?

As for ganja, you dont get tired when you burn out? Fuck man, when i was smoking weed, when I'd burn out i'd be ready for bed.
Thats what i used to do everyday. An hour and a half before bed I would smoke a gram and by the time i was ready for bed, i was tired as hell.

Ive heard other ppl say the same thing tho. Weed keeps them awake. I dont see how. Maybe its because you havent smoked alot of it. I dunno.

I cant wait till christmas tho. Gunna grab a nice bag of tree's. Havent smoked a j since last christmas (I always get high on christmas as its a time of being with ppl and shit and I have no one to be with and I get depressed. But I smoke my brains out and everything is good...after new years eve, I dont smoke anymore).


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 02:37    Post subject:
Heh. Most of the times I burn out. But then it was really good weed. Like my entire body felt good. Like i was actually happy. So I wanted to stay up and enjoy the feeling. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 11:40    Post subject:
I once hit a guy 7x in the face, the next day he was only mildly bruised and you couldn't really tell he was beaten up, kinda depends on what a lard ass you are, if you have alot of fat in your face the bruises won't show Waldo, so are ya?


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Oct 2008 11:50    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
I once hit a guy 7x in the face, the next day he was only mildly bruised and you couldn't really tell he was beaten up, kinda depends on what a lard ass you are, if you have alot of fat in your face the bruises won't show Waldo, so are ya?


you just hit like a wussy
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