so.. lottery win dilema.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:06    Post subject: so.. lottery win dilema.
My mother won the lottery saturday night. £5 million. We dont talk, havent for a year except see eachother for a few occasions. Heres the kicker. I want that fucking money. But she said the only way she will give it is if I run down her street in my boxer shorts with "kick my balls" written down my front and back whilst singing god save the queen for 24 hours straight. She was deadly serious I think too Neutral

What do I do?? I mean I want that cash right? some of 5 mil would be great for me right now, a new new car, I could take my GF on holiday etc. Another thing also came up.. My sister admitted to having a weird incest fantasy crush on me. I think its part of my mothers plan for her to pretend that so she too can get a cut of that cheese. She said all she wants is a single kiss and she will let her fantasy go after that.

Ive never kissed a family member passionately before.. What would you do? is it worth 5 million £'s?


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scarfacew3




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:13    Post subject:
I would never humiliate myself for money and you should not kiss her.

That is just money man.
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:15    Post subject:
Hm.


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:16    Post subject:
1 Laughing


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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:16    Post subject:
WTF is up with your relationship with your mother... no seriously WHAT THE FUCK ?


or... is this all a sick joke ?
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:19    Post subject:
that sound sooo fake... dazz can come up with more believable sh** than this...Rolling Eyes


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:21    Post subject:
Im deadly serious.. I never thought Id have to endure anything like this in life. Think how hard it was for me to post that.


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:26    Post subject:
get your mom really drunk, then persuade her to make a will where she'll give you all the money, then, if you really don't like her, just push down the stairs, or in front of the bus... or you can just wake up Laughing Razz


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:27    Post subject:
If OJ got away, il do it all day.


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Masterflat




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:47    Post subject:
if you realy need the money / if it improves your living situation i would do it.
depends on how much you would get Razz
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:50    Post subject:
if you pay me a large sum of that money, i'll kill her.


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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 12:52    Post subject:
Tell your mother, that I'll do her for five mill .Then you give me a modest finders fee, say £100k , and we call it quits?


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 13:35    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 15:18    Post subject:
its all lies.

Number of winners that match 6 numbers were 3
each winning £1,591,090
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 16:17    Post subject:
so wgem, now you're officially in "don't believe what he says" list


yes
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 16:18    Post subject:
uploader wrote:
its all lies.

Number of winners that match 6 numbers were 3
each winning £1,591,090


i thought as much Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 16:22    Post subject:
tell your mother to give me the money or i will perma ban you from nfohump. Very Happy
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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 16:36    Post subject:
Guys, you don't need to disprove his claims, it's obvious that anyone who wins 5 million dies from the sudden euphoria of becoming super-human. And since he is still alive, he's very much like the rest of us - worthless.


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 16:40    Post subject:
Indeed.


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 17:22    Post subject:
Pics or didnt happend ....
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 17:28    Post subject:
wgem is jush sad that a seemingly unbelievable story is in fact tru and gains more attention than him


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 17:54    Post subject:
Will this forumdrama ever stop:lol: You frigging attentionseeker:(


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dominae
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 17:57    Post subject:
April the 1:st is that way ->

I don't believe this shit, even for one second.


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 18:06    Post subject:
First lesson of winning money, never tell anyone you won something. So either he's stupid, which I highly doubt, so logical deduction can only bring us to this story being total and utter bullshit.


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 18:50    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
that sound sooo fake... dazz can come up with more believable sh** than this...Rolling Eyes


Agreed
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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 18:51    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
First lesson of winning money, never tell anyone you won something. So either he's stupid, which I highly doubt, so logical deduction can only bring us to this story being total and utter bullshit.


Then again, this is a relatively anonymous forum so it's not the same as telling someone you know (and it'd only spread from there since most people can't keep secrets).

Just kill her and forge the will, simple.
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gingerninjaaaaaa
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 19:38    Post subject:
Must admit, smells like bullshit to me.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 19:41    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
April the 1:st is that way ->

I don't believe this shit, even for one second.


@ first I was thinking the same (about 1st April), but it wasn't so I was confused Confused


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 20:08    Post subject:
there's only one easy way : kill her and inherit the money
simple as that
it's 5£ we're talking about here
even tho this is bullshit in my book
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 21:08    Post subject:
Why did you fall out in the first place.
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