Contra (2009) - Uwe Boll!!!
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 17:16    Post subject: Contra (2009) - Uwe Boll!!!
This will be the most amazing movie you have ever seen!!
(POS or NEG Wink )

No boxshot found, but this is also OK:


Trailer:
http://black20.com/black20-trailer-park/uwe-bolls-contra

Have fun!!!

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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 17:18    Post subject:
FFS, someone ban him from ever making a movie again, ten times over. I hope he gets ass raped by Leatherboys From Hell!!!!


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 17:23    Post subject:
Oh for the love of god.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 17:37    Post subject:
*evil mode on* Mwhoahahahahahaaaa *Evil mode off*
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 17:37    Post subject:
In case you missed it, this is a joke Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 17:42    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
In case you missed it, this is a joke Wink


Then I'll list ACTUAL movies that he's doing:

Far Cry (2008)
Stoic (2009)
The Storm (2009)
The Science of Cool (2009)
Silent Night in Algona (2009)
The Throwaways (2010)
Sabotage 1943 (2009)
Zombie Massacre (2010)

He's like the evil hermaphrodite rabbit. When you think they've closed him down he pops up with a whole army of new über-crappy movies....


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 17:47    Post subject:
^^ lol yeah, I can't believe how many he has in the works in the next couple of years. fucking unbelievable.

Far Cry already came out in Germany.


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 17:52    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
^^ lol yeah, I can't believe how many he has in the works in the next couple of years. fucking unbelievable.

Far Cry already came out in Germany.


Something I've NEVER figured out is how he managed to score some rather big names to play in his movies. I mean, they MUST know his reputation!!? Or are they so greedy they agreed just to double up their bank accounts? I mean, the whole thing was a tax write-off scheme from the beginning (abusing some German movie-art tax exempt), but it can't be worth some tax evasions to tarnish your reputation by working with the director that made Ed Wood look like Alfred Hitchcock. Totally surreal!


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2008 22:41    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Dec 2008 00:32    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Oh for the love of god.
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Dec 2008 01:27    Post subject:
This guy needs to give up and return to the chess.


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Dec 2008 15:02    Post subject:
God dammit, please stop.
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Dec 2008 05:35    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
Oh for the love of god.


EDIT

Wasnt there a petition on the net that if it got a certain amount of sig's, he would stop making films?

Someone find it and post a link and everyone here, lets sign it and email it to everyone we know and put it up on your own private webpages/myspace accounts/facebook profiles etc and get this monstrosity of a (and I use this term VERY loosely) film maker to stop making movies....I dont think he's ever made one good movie...least none that ive seen....


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Dec 2008 10:28    Post subject:
No net petitions ever work... and it won't ever stop Uwe Boll. Don't you remember that he got in the ring with some of his critics and beat them all up pretty badly? It was funny though Wink

And I didn't think Postal and Dungeon Siege were that bad, trashy sure, but not total omgwtfbbq-was-that crappy like Bloodrayne or some of his first movies.
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Dec 2008 14:39    Post subject:
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/petition-value.html

also, i don't really get all this hate against boll. there are a ton of much much worse movie directors out there.
all i see here is angry internet nerds, pissed off because a game they played at some point "didn't get the treatment it deserved". either that or it's getting trendy on the internets to hate on him.
anyway, relax a bit, people. you might enjoy more things in life if you ain't tense all the time about the most insignificant things.
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Dec 2008 15:46    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/petition-value.html

also, i don't really get all this hate against boll. there are a ton of much much worse movie directors out there.
all i see here is angry internet nerds, pissed off because a game they played at some point "didn't get the treatment it deserved". either that or it's getting trendy on the internets to hate on him.
anyway, relax a bit, people. you might enjoy more things in life if you ain't tense all the time about the most insignificant things.


Which are actually worse? Only one that I can come to think of who's in the same league is Roland Emmerich. There are people who have been in charge of worse films, but the premise for them has pretty much made that obvious from the get-go.(Hottie And The Nottie for instance. Who could think that would be a good movie?)


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Dec 2008 16:02    Post subject:
look at imdb's bottom list, for example. i'm sure you'll find a lot of movies with good premises overthere Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Dec 2008 17:04    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
look at imdb's bottom list, for example. i'm sure you'll find a lot of movies with good premises overthere Smile


Then you clearly haven't EVER looked at the bottom 100.


Who's Your Caddy, Phat Girlz, Son of the Mask etc.


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