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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 10:55    Post subject: The Expendables
A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.

Director/Writer: Sylvester Stallone
Actors: Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li

imdb: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/fullcredits#cast


Not much info about this movie yet - but I thought the casting was quite unusual Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:00    Post subject:
Yeah, Sly wanted to assemble a cast of all the 'action heroes' but stupid Van Damme dropped out to star in a direct to video Universal Soldier sequel.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:04    Post subject:
Too bad, I dont like Van Damme - but he would still be a nice addition to Sly's idea of a movie.
Would be nice if he could get Arnold in it too (Vin Disel, Bruce Willis, John Travolta, Uwe Boll...ah yes, he's no actor.. Wink)


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:06    Post subject:
Nicholas Cage has just the right amount of suckage to star in this movie.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:12    Post subject:
Nah, I kind of wanna watch it - if N.C would have been in the cast....I honestly think I would have passed it rather than take time to watch it Very Happy

Edit: As I would have done if Kevin Kostner had been in it too!


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:17    Post subject:
But you would watch Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren? Razz

Not that it's anything wrong with that, I'm just testing where you stand with actors Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:19    Post subject:
I can watch anyone as long as there are .50 cal miniguns turning people into bloody pulp in that movie Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:19    Post subject:
Stallone - yes..I kind of liked the new Rambo Smile

Dolph Lundgren...well, he is a really really bad actor - but I still wanna see it. Would be nice if he got killed by one of the "proper" actors Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:35    Post subject:
Inglorious Bastards in suck-mode.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 12:24    Post subject:
I'd prefer this over Inglorious Bastards. QT can write, but he can't direct for shit. Anyone can direct his script. So meh. A good fashioned action flick. :O I'm down. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 12:42    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
QT can write, but he can't direct for shit.

Maybe you don't like his distinguished directing style then, but he knows how to direct.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 12:56    Post subject:
not really. it's all over the place. his movies. only thing that stands out is the writing which has been going downhill since kill bill. He can deliver, but he can't throw punches anymore. He needs Roger Avary back in his life. And umm scott and stone directed his movies and pulled a better job. Fucked up, but did better jobs.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 13:11    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
not really. it's all over the place. his movies. only thing that stands out is the writing which has been going downhill since kill bill. He can deliver, but he can't throw punches anymore.

Yes, his Death Proof was poor, but so what. Hardly any good director only does good movies, it's impossible.

You keep on saying it's "all over the place" without being specific. So I must ask, do you know what directing entails? And moreover, why Tarantino's style of directing is distinguished (some might even call it "bizarre" Razz)?


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 13:19    Post subject:
it's not bizzarre. he watches bad movies and he imitates them with a bigger budget and better actors. He's shooting shit movies w/ money. That's all there is to it. Oh that and he pens a script, throws it on the floor, and then puts it back in random order and pooh... his genius at work. Rolling Eyes non-linear story arcs are GAAAY if you can't write anymore.

He has a good track record. RD, PF, JB - y'know. then you got KB and DP.

Have you seen his episodes of CSI? SO BAD! SO FUCKING BAD.


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Death Proof was better than Planet Terror and it was pretty obvious it was just a "tribute" if you will to the grindhouse movies he's always watched. He made it for fun.

I can't see ANY problems with his direction. He's a very accomplished director. Everyone has their style, if you don't like his well that's your opinion but he's an excellent director.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 23:12    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
QT can write, but he can't direct for shit.

i think you got that backwards
none of his films are written by him
they're copy paste jobs of (usually) asian cinema
only thing making them good is his ability to make them seem original and not a remake they are
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Dec 2008 23:51    Post subject:
shole wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
QT can write, but he can't direct for shit.

i think you got that backwards
none of his films are written by him
they're copy paste jobs of (usually) asian cinema
only thing making them good is his ability to make them seem original and not a remake they are


So what movies are Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs copy paste from then? I'd like to see them. Wink
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djaoni wrote:
shole wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
QT can write, but he can't direct for shit.

i think you got that backwards
none of his films are written by him
they're copy paste jobs of (usually) asian cinema
only thing making them good is his ability to make them seem original and not a remake they are


So what movies are Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs copy paste from then? I'd like to see them. ;)


Kill Bill is from asian cinema. Maybe some of the major themes are lifted from old samurai films from some of the other movies as well. But you can say that for TONS of classics from hollywood. Does not make them less of a movie. And he's written allmost everything he's been involved in. In one way or the other.


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 19:59    Post subject:
reservoir dogs is a remake of an eighties chow yun-fat film


kill bill is not a straight forward remake
it's a series of remakes of scenes from (mostly) asian cinema
a scene from this film, a scene from that film, and arranged together into a single continuous storyline
if you watch some earlier asian cult films you'll be having a lot of dejavu moments with this

pulp fiction, as far as i know, is fairly original
i don't know of anything it would be trying to copy

but none of this matters
he does his films well
reservoir dogs is a dozen times better than the original and killbill plays like a greatest hits album, coupled with the new, great authentic story
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 20:46    Post subject:
Pulp Fiction toke alot from the Stanley Kubrick film "The Killing" at least in how it destroys linear story composition.


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 21:12    Post subject:
Imo make a thread about him rather than spam this one.


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 21:23    Post subject:
Quentin has attacked this thread.

I actually think this movie will be pretty good.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th May 2009 00:24    Post subject:
the fuck, imdb says arnie will be starring too
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th May 2009 05:39    Post subject:
boysetsfire wrote:
the fuck, imdb says arnie will be starring too

yes but no character name yet.

Also in this movie are Mickey Rourke and Danny Trejo. And pirates.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th May 2009 13:54    Post subject:
arnie is just doing a very brief cameo as himself, the governor
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th May 2009 16:54    Post subject:
zipfero wrote:

Kill Bill is from asian cinema. Maybe some of the major themes are lifted from old samurai films from some of the other movies as well. But you can say that for TONS of classics from hollywood. Does not make them less of a movie. And he's written allmost everything he's been involved in. In one way or the other.


Actually, Kill Bill is from a Swedish movie called "Thriller, A Cruel Picture" Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jul 2009 00:51    Post subject:
http://screenrant.com/new-images-sylvester-stallone-the-expendables-ross-18471/

New shots. Rourke looks like a transsexual. I wonder what happened to him. Sad
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  • Sylvester Stallone as Barney Ross aka The Schizo, the veteran Expendable and leader of the team
  • Jason Statham as Lee Christmas, a British-American Expendable Second in command of the team. He is a former S.A.S. soldier and expert at Close Quarters Combat using knives
  • Mickey Rourke as Tool, an arms dealer and tattoo parlor artist and owner who helps the Expendables. He was also a former Expendable
  • Jet Li as Bao Thao, a Vietnemese-American Expendable and an expert at hand-to-hand combat
  • Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen, a Swedish-American Expendable and expert at sniping, also a war veteran.
  • Terry Crews as Hale Ceaser, an Expendable and Bao's best friend, also is a weapons specialist
  • Eric Roberts as Monroe, a corrupt C.I.A. agent who is preventing the Expendables from killing General Garza
  • Steve Austin as Dan Paine, Monroe's bodyguard and a former Marine
  • Charisma Carpenter as Lacy, Lee Christmas' fiancee
  • David Zayas as General Garza, the evil dictator
  • Randy Couture as Toll Road, an Expendable and demolitions expert.
  • Lauren Jones as Cheyenne
  • Gary Daniels as The Brit, General Garza's main henchman and a former Expendable who wants to go to war and get revenge against the team for kicking him out
  • The Nogueria Brothers, General Garza's henchmen
  • Amin Joseph as the leader of a group of Somali pirates that challenge the Expendables
  • Gisele Itié as Sandra, a young native Brazilian woman
  • Nick Searcy as Agent Will Sands, a C.I.A. agent who helps the Expendables
  • James Hébert as Bill Parker
  • Ross Francis as Storage Caleb
  • Bruce Willis as Mr. Church, another former member of The Expendables And a Military Trainer.(rumored according to IMDb)
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger Smaller Cameo Role, a Retired Lieutenant General of The Expendables.



"Producer Avi Lerner has reported that the film will be cut down to two versions, a PG-13-rating edit and an R-rated version, both of which will be screen tested to see which one will be officially released.

Due to the high level of anticipation of the online community and overwhelming positive reaction to early test footage, producer Avi Lerner has reported that there is already talk of making two more sequels, and a longer franchise, depending just who makes it to the end of the first film intact.
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Ffffuuuu-- if they end up going with the pg-13 version for the theatrical release... Probably will and release the proper version later on DVD. Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 15:52    Post subject:
Actually, looks good so far. So many action stars can at the very least deliver a sound action movie. But Sly writing the script? That's problematic...


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2009 16:05    Post subject:
KGen wrote:
But Sly writing the script? That's problematic...

Why so? He wrote Rocky and was nominated for an Oscar for it.
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