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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 09:23    Post subject: Java
4000 lines into a software project, I just realized something:
Java doesn't support unsigned bytes/shorts/ints.

I'm sitting here and crying. I'd type a rant if I could, but I'm too busy looking for a sharp object to end the pain with.



FUCK ME!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 09:27    Post subject: Re: Java
tainted4ever wrote:

FUCK ME!!!!!


for a price , babe.
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 10:12    Post subject:
http://mindprod.com/jgloss/unsigned.html

lol wtf, that makes my head spin
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 10:19    Post subject:
I know, it's fucking insanity. And to think people write server software in Java... mind boggling.


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 17:32    Post subject:
Move to C#.
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 21:26    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 21:51    Post subject:
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Ahaha, that link will be the death of me !!!

Quote:

In the finals, we ran for 9 miles before succumbing to a memory leak in the obstacle-detection code.

The phailure

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Because we didn't know why this problem kept appearing at 40 minutes, we decided to set a timer. After 40 minutes, we would stop the car and reboot the computer to restore the performance.

Lol, serious programming talent at work !

And instead of switching to a non-ridiculous language, they now depend on a "profiler" to track down their phailure.
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 21:53    Post subject:
Wanna bet they used a cracked copy of the profiler? Razz


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Dec 2008 22:23    Post subject:
as a realist i always also see the negative side of life and would never use unsigned ints out of principle because of it, hahahahahaha
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