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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 18:41 Post subject: I'm a f***ing idiot |
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I am so stupid that I should rip up my passport, go to mexico, get a tan, and sneak back into the US illegally just to get a job washing bathrooms for $0.75 an hour, because I just failed cal 3 times in a row.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 18:51 Post subject: |
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cal?
Man. Don't stress! It's not going to kill you! Study harder next time You'll pass it the 4th time! Just don't stress! 
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 18:52 Post subject: |
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Mexico sounds interesting for me. Though I heard that the girls there doesn't look so good.
What's cal btw?
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 18:55 Post subject: |
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:00 Post subject: |
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that's calc
isn't it?
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:08 Post subject: |
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so what is cal then? Cunning Anal Lingus? 
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:10 Post subject: |
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well X_Dror and I are still waiting for Omego2K to answer 
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:18 Post subject: |
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it's calculus, I'm so disgusted how I managed to fail it 3 times. When you learn something for the first time it seems so easy, then you don't study and forget how to do it :*( Maybe I should try to do homework.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:21 Post subject: |
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LOL! You havn't done any home work in math, and then you are surprised on why you have failed.
I don't know what's the level of the tests you have in where you live(USA?), but most people need to study a lot if they want to get good grades in math.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:22 Post subject: |
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cal
I never heard that one. All my friends call it calc. I need less nerdy friends!
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:24 Post subject: |
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to be honest, Ill be happy with a C, this is the only bridge I have to burn and then the classes I get would be pretty easy. Well not so much as easy, but it would be classes that I would be able to pass. Since it's mainly programming classes. Plus, my religion forbits homework, but I'm converting next semester.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:29 Post subject: |
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perhaps jedi-knight?
Remember, yoda said "there is no try" 
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:32 Post subject: |
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my religion is no-homeworkism, we're waiting on our tax free status
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:37 Post subject: |
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I jest not, for it says in the book of "the drop out", "thy pen shalt never touch thy paper while not in the room with more than 15 desks."
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 19:41 Post subject: |
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X_Dror wrote: | most people need to study a lot if they want to get good grades in math. |
not me 
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 20:10 Post subject: |
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Dror:
How many points do you do in math? 5?
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 20:17 Post subject: |
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4.
But if I studied in another school I would have taken 5.
In my school they suppose that you were born genius and that you can learn everything by your own.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 20:22 Post subject: |
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What school do you study in?
I know three... Harel, The school of arts and science and Boyer.
About the 5 points... Don't give up... 5 points in math is a very important thing in life.
Study by yourself after you finish school and do the 06, 07 tests.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 20:25 Post subject: |
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mark322 wrote: | What school do you study in?
I know three... Harel, The school of arts and science and Boyer.
About the 5 points... Don't give up... 5 points in math is a very important thing in life.
Study by yourself after you finish school and do the 06, 07 tests. |
I study in Leyada - Leyad ha Oniversita (University) (it's supposed to be the best school in Jerusalem, even better than Boyer).
http://www.leyada.jlm.k12.il/new/index.html
I'm still not sure what I'll study in the University, but if I will need it I will certainly go for 5 points, it can't be that bad, so far I've done well in 4 points.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 20:27 Post subject: |
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5 points takes you to the top 3% in our society.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 21:11 Post subject: |
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you know what they say about jews, they know their math, they have to so they can count all that money. Joking of course, Im jewish too. But in israel, you OD in school.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Dec 2006 22:02 Post subject: |
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Omego2K wrote: | you know what they say about jews, they know their math, they have to so they can count all that money. Joking of course, Im jewish too. |
most jokes about minorities come from the minorities themselves. As with the jews being the longest hated group in world's history (well, homosexuals might be in for a close final there), it might be different there. But i know alot of german or rather "jiddisch" jokes that are great entertainment as they offer a genuine insight into something that has sadly been ripped out of the german culture in the dark reign of the third reich. I love to see similar jokes in american movies or tv-series, as the humor often has a higher intellectual value and often is also sad in its undertone like the lovely klezmer-music...
Sarah Silverman takes the whole concept a step further and is the funniest thing i have seen in years imho
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