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Esel_Gesi
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Location: Chicago
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Easiest game ever.... Say one true statement and one false one but don't specify which is which.
1. I've made at least 5 people bleed from their eye by accidentally poking them.
2. 3 years ago i was mugged at gunpoint by a man who turned out to be my father's second cousin.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2009 04:36 Post subject: |
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1. I once drank whiskey from a bottle in my underwear in the very morning.
2. I took up smoking in high school to impress a girl.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2009 05:46 Post subject: |
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1.my cock gets hard everytime I see waldo's profile.
2.my cock gets hard everytime I see waldo's profile.
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2009 05:52 Post subject: |
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1. I've given it in the ass
2. I've taken it in the ass
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LeoNatan
☢ NFOHump Despot ☢
Posts: 73196
Location: Ramat Gan, Israel 🇮🇱
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2009 05:56 Post subject: |
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1. The next sentence is true.
2. The previous sentence is false.
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_SiN_
Megatron
Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
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deelix
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Posts: 32062
Location: Norway
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2009 08:47 Post subject: |
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1. I fell asleep in a cop car
2. I asked a random girl to watch a movie at my place, and she accepted
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Frant
King's Bounty
Posts: 24636
Location: Your Mom
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2009 09:16 Post subject: |
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1. In my youth when I was piss drunk I shat outside a house somewhere in town.
2. In my youth I threw rocks at a local priest.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2009 09:22 Post subject: |
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1.Was beaten by cops with the old phonebook trick
2. Never been arrested in my life
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Jan 2009 09:31 Post subject: |
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1. i am a nigger
2. i am a wigger
Sig too big.
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Esel_Gesi
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Location: Chicago
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 02:41 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | 1. I once drank whiskey from a bottle in my underwear in the very morning.
2. I took up smoking in high school to impress a girl. |
These both sound true  |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 03:06 Post subject: |
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only one of them is 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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SuTuRa
Posts: 2445
Location: NFOHump
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 04:30 Post subject: |
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1. I want to fuck my best friend´s girl
2. I hate my best friend´s girl
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 06:27 Post subject: |
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| Esel_Gesi wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | 1. I once drank whiskey from a bottle in my underwear in the very morning.
2. I took up smoking in high school to impress a girl. |
These both sound true |
the 2nd one is false...I know EVERYTHING!!! muhahahahaha |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 07:18 Post subject: |
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| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 07:56 Post subject: |
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Buck up bredren  |
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 12:34 Post subject: |
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1. I once knocked a kid's front teeth out after he jumped me to impress his friends.
2. I was in the army and used to call my superior officer 'bitch', and he would leave the barracks, crying.
I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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zipfero
Posts: 8938
Location: White Shaft
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 14:03 Post subject: |
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1. I once pooped irl
2. I'm pooping right now.
8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 14:13 Post subject: |
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| zipfero wrote: | 1. I once pooped irl
2. I'm pooping right now. |
Both are true!!!!!
They could be if your using a laptop.... |
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LeoNatan
☢ NFOHump Despot ☢
Posts: 73196
Location: Ramat Gan, Israel 🇮🇱
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 14:19 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | They could be if your using a laptop.... |
I tried taking the laptop with me to the bathroom once, but it's so not comfortable. And unless you have a space where to put it away from water when you're done, it's a huge problem...  Now that I have a phone with wi-fi, I just use that. Much better!  |
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 14:55 Post subject: |
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| iNatan wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | They could be if your using a laptop.... |
I tried taking the laptop with me to the bathroom once, but it's so not comfortable. And unless you have a space where to put it away from water when you're done, it's a huge problem... Now that I have a phone with wi-fi, I just use that. Much better! |
Remind me if I ever come to your house, not to touch your laptop |
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LeoNatan
☢ NFOHump Despot ☢
Posts: 73196
Location: Ramat Gan, Israel 🇮🇱
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 15:59 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | Remind me if I ever come to your house, not to touch your laptop |
Bwahaha you have nothing to worry about, the brown stains on the laptop are from a chocolate cake I ate the other day, nothing suspicious about them |
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 16:21 Post subject: |
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- I once stood fully naked on a bar counter with 100 people watching my cock whilst my hands were tied behind my back.
- I never talk from my arse.
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 16:40 Post subject: |
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1 I once kissed a female barkeeper without a warning after having shots of tequila and immediately passed out - my head hitting the bar
2 I slapped a friend of mine in the face with my cock
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Mutantius
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Location: In Elektro looking for beans
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 22:37 Post subject: |
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1. I once was nearly killed in a strip club in Sofia, Bulgaria.
2. I have been on the moon twice.
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Jan 2009 22:50 Post subject: |
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| Mutantius wrote: | 1. I once was nearly killed in a strip club in Sofia, Bulgaria.
2. I have been on the moon twice. |
well you do enjoy drugs... so it's hard to decide which is true
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Jan 2009 11:45 Post subject: |
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| iNatan wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | Remind me if I ever come to your house, not to touch your laptop |
Bwahaha you have nothing to worry about, the brown stains on the laptop are from a chocolate cake I ate the other day, nothing suspicious about them |
I can take that on faith....but what about the sticky keys on the keyboard and crusty white stuff? Now how do you explain that my friend? HMMMMM?! lol |
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Jan 2009 14:50 Post subject: |
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- I have never been banned from nforce.
- I used to make tons of fake nicks purely to get up peoples noses.
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Jan 2009 15:02 Post subject: |
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| Pfiemelcheese wrote: | - I have never been banned from nforce.
- I used to make tons of fake nicks purely to get up peoples noses. |
One's supposed to be false...not both true... |
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Jan 2009 22:21 Post subject: |
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I am Jenny's nephew
I am Jenny
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