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Immunity




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 06:53    Post subject: German pickup line!
Alright - I need help from a native speaker. I need a pickup line that's either witty or cute. I'm not really sure what exactly - she's got very deep eyes, a kind of girl next door face etc.
Something that will stand out in the subject line basically

Yea yea, I know I'm fuckin' desperate Very Happy

Anyways, have at it and TIA. Winner gets a cookie. If it goes further than that then I'll send you a fucking dumptruck full of cookies of your choice - promise!

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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 06:57    Post subject:
pics plz Smile

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Immunity




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 07:00    Post subject:
Alright, here.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 07:03    Post subject:
lol, didn't expect you to actually post one ... She's cute Smile Also you're both 20+ I guess Smile

I don't speak a word of german though but don't worry I won't fap to her or anything Razz

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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 08:48    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:


I don't speak a word of german though but don't worry I won't fap to her or anything Razz
No, but we have all listened to Ramstein Very Happy
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 11:52    Post subject:
and hitler!
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 15:31    Post subject:
I'd do her pooper. girls next door always let you hit the pooper too.

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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 16:36    Post subject:
Just write something in english, I'll translate it for you, so that it'll sound better. Can't think of anything special myself. You've gotta know that german isn't the best language to express feelings Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 16:55    Post subject:
meinen cock ist sehr langwelilig... und ich habe HIV.
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 08:29    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:


I don't speak a word of german though but don't worry I won't fap to her or anything Razz
No, but we have all listened to Ramstein Very Happy

Rammstein, you say... Very Happy

Or did u mean the US airbase in Germany? :>
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Razacka2




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PostPosted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 21:51    Post subject:
KaiKo wrote:
meinen cock ist sehr langwelilig... und ich habe HIV.


Very charming. Laughing
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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 01:52    Post subject:
Ich habe durchfall, wünschen sie es auch?

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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 03:34    Post subject:
ich vant frichen die poopaa
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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 04:19    Post subject:
puppi, gemma auf a suppi?
lass mich dein badewasser saufen!
nette schuhe, ficken?
es gibt 265 knochen im menschlichen körper, willst du einen mehr?
knackst du noch beim öffnen?

just copy and paste one of them, no worries about grammar or content. i don't need the cookie, but in return you have to post the answer you get in here Very Happy
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Klinge




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 10:48    Post subject:
Pickup lines? Very Happy C'mon they don't really work, but I'll translate you one if you write it in english and I would refrain from using the posted ones Wink
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dominae
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 16:11    Post subject:
Tell her she looks like Summer Glau's sister that had her chin elongated.

I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 16:16    Post subject:
Ich habe einen zwanzig centimiter lange spritzmaschine, the spelling is probably wrong but it should work Smile


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 16:18    Post subject:
wollen sie meinen genütsknupfel lecken?
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 17:08    Post subject:
Hallo, ich bin *your name*. Ich finde dich *pick one "nett,herzig,hübsch,reizend,niedlich,süß (it read suess)" those are are warriations of the word cute*, wurdest du mit mir auf einen gehen *if she didn't get it add "nah du weis ja schon, etwas trinken"* oder mit mir ins kino oder in ein club gehen
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 17:26    Post subject:
Spiderman wrote:
Hallo, ich bin *your name*. Ich finde dich *pick one "nett,herzig,hübsch,reizend,niedlich,süß (it read suess)" those are are warriations of the word cute*, wurdest du mit mir auf einen gehen *if she didn't get it add "nah du weis ja schon, etwas trinken"* oder mit mir ins kino oder in ein club gehen

that's old, not to mention uber lame.

@immunity: seriously, just write some funny crazy (not too crazy) shit in the subject line so it stands out and she reads it, doesn't matter if it's english or german...if she doesn't understand english, it won't go anywhere either way Wink
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 17:51    Post subject:
you hurt my feelings
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 18:03    Post subject:
hey bitch im a fucking skinhead, you gonna suck my dick or am i gonna have to make you suck my dick

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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 18:08    Post subject:
geile sau!!
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 18:09    Post subject:
The best pickup line ever!
Möchest du mit mir kommen und meine scheiße essen?
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 18:27    Post subject:
Tell her that:

Hey, soll ich dir einen Zaubertrick zeigen?. Wir gehen zu mir und ich bums dich, dann verschwindest du! Very Happy.


...or better not :X
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2009 18:33    Post subject:
Farnus wrote:
Tell her that:

Hey, soll ich dir einen Zaubertrick zeigen?. Wir gehen zu mir und ich bums dich, dann verschwindest du! Very Happy.


...or better not :X

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PostPosted: Tue, 26th May 2009 01:38    Post subject:
Farnus wrote:
Tell her that:

Hey, soll ich dir einen Zaubertrick zeigen?. Wir gehen zu mir und ich bums dich, dann verschwindest du! Very Happy.


...or better not :X


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lhzr




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th May 2009 13:07    Post subject:
yea, better write'em down so you can amuse your friends.
pickup lines are so fucking hilarious, you'll be the star of the party with this sort of material.
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th May 2009 13:58    Post subject:
id love to know what some of these mean
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th May 2009 14:12    Post subject:
http://www.pickuplinegen.com/
http://translation.babylon.com/English/to-German

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