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| I dont Fap, and im a full of shit liar. |
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| I fap 24/7 whenever I see a tasty ass |
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Cohen
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 Posted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 11:42 Post subject: How often do you spank the monkey? |
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Word.
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 11:50 Post subject: |
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are u talkin about having sex, confusing a bit and u say u from England?!
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Cohen
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Dude, unless your a fan bestiality spanking the monkey is a world-wide term for wanking.
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 12:33 Post subject: |
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lol, what a thread to put up wgem... spanking the monkey is pretty much a wide term these days yes..
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 13:10 Post subject: |
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Dont you sneak in a crafty one once in a while?
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 13:39 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 14:13 Post subject: |
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been married for 15 years and have sex twice a week and i still like to put a little personal time in with my favorite pr0n
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javlar
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 14:56 Post subject: |
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| xtralong wrote: | ''a couple of times a week''
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same here 
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Horrordee
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Mar 2009 15:05 Post subject: |
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i live with my fiance, but still manage it 1-2 a day ;0) haha
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nouseforaname
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 05:19 Post subject: |
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I'd say once a week. Usually the gf will give me a show and I will flog the dolphin while watching her.
I hate porno cause the hardcore ones, all the women have fake tits. And the amateur stuff....they don't usually have hot women.
Plus the women in porno all have either spray on tans or reg tans and I'm not a tan guy.
I like my women really fair with nice pink nipples.
Interesting fact (saw it on this educational sex show me and the girl watch on the Discovery Channel Health Channel or DHC), jerking off is good for the colon. Helps prevent colon cancer. Don't ask me how, I dunno, but thats what they say.
As does sex obviously.
@nouse
You prolly get good sex now bud, but wait till your married....those 15 minute BJ's turn into 2 minutes of licking, a little sucking and then "baby, I really want you to fuck me" or "baby, I really want you inside me". lol It's the truth man.
I know so many guys who have that same story....well, unless your girl actually really gets off on giving head as some do then its good.
Just a warning  On your honeymoon brother, take advantage of the occasion....get it sucked dry every day dude. lol
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nouseforaname
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 05:38 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | @nouse
You prolly get good sex now bud, but wait till your married....t |
I don't expect much to change ... even though we're getting married April is our 5th year anniversary... won't mention how lazy I've gotten in the pussy eating department |
hahahaha 
Trust me man, things will change. Take it from someone who's been married.
My ex used to blow me every time we fooled around. Then we got married and she told me she really doesn't like doing it but did it because I like it and didn't want to lose me. But once they have you bro.....they figure they don't have to cause would you really leave your wife if she only gives you head say once a month?
It for sure won't happen as often.
You know what chaps my ass off? When your girl doesn't want to blow you or finish you but they want you to eat them out. Pisses me off.
I don't mind going down on my girl. The actual act doesn't do much for me, but the way my girl responds turns me on a lot ya know? And when a guy goes down on a chick, we have to deal with juice from the get go. And the more excited they get, the more juiced is produced and then they cum and squeeze your fuckin head with their thighs so you basically have to take it in the mouth or face right. Which is fine, I can brush my teeth and or wash my face. I'm not prudish like that you know?
But then they won't take a shot in the mouth? Its a few seconds of juice and then they spit it out and then they can go brush their teeth or whatever.
I've been with a few women like that.
My ex was like that. Always wanted me to eat her and when she would suck my dick, she could tell when I was bout to bust and she'd move and jerk it....WTF?! It's so not satisfying.
She said it made her "throw up". So one time I talked her into it, best blow job she gave me, she spit and then ran to the washroom and I followed her. She left the door open and I could see in the mirror she was sticking her finger down her throat to make herself yack.
So I go back to the bedroom and she comes back and says "See, the taste makes me throw up".
I'd didn't say anything but I was pissed.
And she was really prudish. You'd think a hot chick would be ok with such things.
Thank god Angela isn't like that. Cause she thinks the same way I do. You can brush your teeth and use mouth wash. Of course it doesn't taste like fucking candy, but neither do women ya know? Especially when they are really really horny. And we not only have to deal with the taste but other such things and I know you know what I mean. All they have to deal with is a few seconds of taste.
My girl is fucking kinky as hell tho so its all good I am too
Anyway, when you getting married? A spring or summer wedding?
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 08:53 Post subject: |
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My wife got spoiled on me licking it. Now she just wants me to pound it and talk dirty to her. Piisses me off. I love eating pussy kinda gets me off. Now I kind of feel unfullfilled.
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lhzr
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:33 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | | i live with my fiance, but still manage it 1-2 a day ;0) haha |
Poor guy must be horrible in bed.
Anyways I don't do it often as I really don't need to as my wife and I have sex often enough. I guess a few times a month is the average.
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Mar 2009 18:37 Post subject: Re: How often do you spank the monkey? |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 07:26 Post subject: |
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| edweird13 wrote: | | My wife got spoiled on me licking it. Now she just wants me to pound it and talk dirty to her. Piisses me off. I love eating pussy kinda gets me off. Now I kind of feel unfullfilled. |
thats wacked.
your wife doesn't want you to go down on her?
I'm not trying to be an ass or anything, but you must be doing it wrong dude. Or doing it in a way she doesn't like.
Cause I have never met or known a woman who wouldn't want to be licked like an ice cream cone.
I've had female friends of mine bitch that the guy they are seeing sucks at oral, but they still want him to do it.
Still, I guess there are exceptions to everything. Ive told a few girls I "didn't like getting head" cause they fuckin sucked at it and wouldn't take direction. Like seriously, just because its in the mouth doesn't mean it feels good. She's gotta work it ya know? Not just rub it on her tongue or some boring shit like that.
That bothers me cause its such a tease....
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 19:24 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | @nouse
You prolly get good sex now bud, but wait till your married....t |
I don't expect much to change ... even though we're getting married April is our 5th year anniversary... won't mention how lazy I've gotten in the pussy eating department |
It wont change IMO. All that talk about sex changing after you get married is BS. Ive been married for almost a year now, and we still have sex every night, or almost every night. Get head when ever i want. Are sex is actually getting crazier.
I think as long as you were honest with each other about what you like and dislike about sex before your married, it wont change. To often people try to be someone else just to impress or satisfy the other partner.
Oh, and on topic. I fap in the shower once a week maybe.
| Jenni wrote: | | I drunk. I don't fucking care! |
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 22:07 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | | Bigperm wrote: |
Ive been married for almost a year now |
I couldn't help but chuckle, is that supposed to be a long time ?
almost a year now is just like saying yesterday
give it few years, then come back and tell me how you're fucking everynight |
Wasn't saying it was long. ? Did i imply that?
Im sensing your wife doesn't like sex with you?
And FYI, it was in regards to Sycos comment, and he wasn't (I think anyways) married long. And how things change once your married, and yatta yatta yatta. Just because your wife doesn't sleep with you after all those years, doesn't mean its the norm.
LMAO
| Jenni wrote: | | I drunk. I don't fucking care! |
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lhzr
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Mar 2009 22:34 Post subject: |
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wives don't like sex. it's common knowledge, people
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nouseforaname
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