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dominae
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 13:17    Post subject: FROM NOW ON


Ducks will be your masters.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 13:23    Post subject:
but ducks are so tasty
I REBEL AGAINST YOUR GOVERNMENT
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dominae
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 13:32    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
but ducks are so tasty
I REBEL AGAINST YOUR GOVERNMENT


That's OK, you may rebel.

But the ducks will be employing a special form of punishment for those that do.

They will find a sexually starved borderline viagra-O.D. elephant with a raging hardon to violate you orally, twice.

Then they will force you to watch re-runs of Dallas until you submit.
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 13:34    Post subject:
Dallas AND Elepant-dicks?

I REBEL GODDAMNIT!


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 13:56    Post subject:
Is that some mind trick you're trying to pull off?? I eat duck for breakfast (well not really breakfast, rather lunch but this sounded cooler Laughing)!


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 14:59    Post subject:
all the ducks are swimming in the waaateerr

fal de lal de lal du
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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 15:05    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
all the ducks are swimming in the waaateerr

fal de lal de lal du


oh god, dont start, ill have that song stuck in my head for days! :/
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 15:07    Post subject:
HAHA

go listen to it!! go on, you know you wwaaaannnnt tooo
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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 15:12    Post subject:
god no! thank god i dont have my lemonjelly collection at work.


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zipfero




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 15:20    Post subject:
I will join the geese resistance movement!!11


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Brisk




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 16:18    Post subject:
lol, i ate a duck yesterday at the chinese (maybe cat and dog also but it was called pork and beef by the chinese)
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 16:57    Post subject:
thread delivers


i love ducks


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 17:00    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
thread delivers


i love cocks


fixed


I hate you.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 17:24    Post subject:
I love ducks they are so cute and that sound they make. I had a pet chicken once. He was soo cool, very loving. He would fall asleep on my lap when I was watching tv. He would come when I called him too.
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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 17:31    Post subject:
DUCKS!








DEAD DUCKS MOTHERFUCKER


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 18:46    Post subject:
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th May 2009 20:13    Post subject:
I knew I shouldn't have revealed the nature of my epiphany to Dominae! Shocked


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 05:27    Post subject:
I thought the Dragon People (Draconians?) were already our masters and their conduit from below the crust of earth is Area 51 (its a David Ike conspiracy theory for those who don't know).


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2009 11:36    Post subject:
I thought those were people-reptiles from 10th dimension Laughing (Every time I hear the name David Icke I think: bullcrap Laughing)


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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