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LeoNatan
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Posted: Thu, 4th Jun 2009 07:23 Post subject: Man Shocked While Stealing Electricity

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Man Shocked While Stealing Electricity, Police Say

Roy Achterberg Fell 30 Feet From Power Pole

BRANCH, Ark. -- A neighbor who lives along South Hopkins Road in Branch called 911 Friday night when a man fell from a power pole near her home. Franklin County deputies said Roy Achterberg may have been trying to steal electricity from the power pole to run to his nearby home.

Achterberg placed a metal ladder on the pole and tried to siphon the electricity with jumper cables. Achterberg was electrocuted and fell to the ground. Family members said he broke his back, neck, pelvis and his organs were hardened from the electricity, leaving him in critical condition.

While deputies were investigating the theft of electricity, they found a meth lab in Achterberg's home. The fifth judicial Drug Task Force cleaned up the chemcials.
Deputies said if Achterberg is released from the hospital he will be charged with theft of services and running a meth lab.

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Posted: Thu, 4th Jun 2009 07:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

There should be a "how much can you fuck shit up?" competition. Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly

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Posted: Thu, 4th Jun 2009 08:07 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

guy's totally fucked himself in the ass

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helvete

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Posted: Thu, 4th Jun 2009 12:20 Post subject: Re: Man Shocked While Stealing Electricity

iNatan wrote:

Family members said he broke his back, neck

I'd say he's very much eligible for a darwin award.

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Posted: Thu, 4th Jun 2009 14:11 Post subject: Re: Man Shocked While Stealing Electricity

helvete wrote:

iNatan wrote:

Family members said he broke his back, neck

I'd say he's very much eligible for a darwin award.

only if he dies or is sterilized...

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Posted: Thu, 4th Jun 2009 14:16 Post subject: Re: Man Shocked While Stealing Electricity

EVILmono wrote:

helvete wrote:

iNatan wrote:

Family members said he broke his back, neck

I'd say he's very much eligible for a darwin award.

only if he dies or is sterilized...

if he broke both his neck and his back chances are he's paralyzed at best..

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