anyone here know any jehovah's witnesses?
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Langlest




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:00    Post subject: anyone here know any jehovah's witnesses?
yesterday morning one nocked at my door and there was something about her that made me really fancy her, she seemed to be interested in me too and we arranged to meet up next week

problem is that i know nothing about them Confused are they the sort of people who are only allowed to go out with someone from the same religion?
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:05    Post subject:
she prolly won't put out, if that's what you're asking Wink
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Langlest




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:06    Post subject:
lol well that was on my mind, just wondering if its going to be a dead end to try and get anywhere with her
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:08    Post subject:
Langlest wrote:
lol well that was on my mind, just wondering if its going to be a dead end to try and get anywhere with her


You'd better brush up on your scripture and convert to their cult if you want to get anywhere with her.


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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:10    Post subject:
I say ram her so hard via the suprise sex technique and knock that bullshit out of her mind. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:11    Post subject:
jehova's witnesses need to err...replicate too Laughing

i wouldn't worry so much about her religion preventing anything, but more about if you can put up with all that bullshit Wink
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:13    Post subject:
Langlest wrote:
lol well that was on my mind, just wondering if its going to be a dead end to try and get anywhere with her

depends on how indoctrinated she is, you'll meet her and find out.
but sure, if you marry her, then sex ain't gonna be a problem Laughing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses#Ethics_and_morality
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All sexual relations outside of marriage are grounds for expulsion (disfellowshipping) if the accused is not deemed repentant.
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inz




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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:15    Post subject: Re: anyone here know any jehovah's witnesses?
Langlest wrote:

problem is that i know nothing about them Confused are they the sort of people who are only allowed to go out with someone from the same religion?


If they're anything like the JW's here.... then yes. They have some really fucked up ideas about being better than everyone else and they discourage their members from socializing with anyone except one of their own. And if someone decides to think for themselves and leaves the cult, they're treated as complete outcasts - it's pathetic and disgusting.

Honestly man, I wouldn't bother. Plenty of sane women out there.

Just google for lots of info on them and their practices, like

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehova%27s_Witnesses#Practices
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Oddmaker
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:17    Post subject:
They drink cider and have no sex, a no go for me Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:25    Post subject:
cider is awesome
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 14:49    Post subject:
my friend was a jehova when he was a teenager. well he didnt like it, but cant argue with parents.
now hes cool though.

they are fucking disturberers. and many of them are ashamed of themselves i suppose (kids i guess), cause sometimes they go around at dark with their hoods on their head and giving some jehova labels which ask to join them. then that dude runs away like an idiot. usually i laugh then and scream something like "do you have any respect at all for yourself?"

also they arent allowed to get/give presents at christmas + they cant be blood donors (and they cant heal themselves when they have some weird sickness. cause its against their "belief) + no sex.


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Sad-persona
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2009 15:23    Post subject:
no sex no wonder they want to convert you


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 17:52    Post subject:
I was raised as one, my parents are, as well as some other family members, PM me if you have any questions

People unfortunately have a bad opinion in them due to the door knocking they do, but in reality, if there was ever a dominant religion, I wouldn't mind it being jehova's just for the fact they aren't fanatics and keep their religion to themselves other than the door knocking. You don't see them acting out with god this god that, they don't make you donate money to the "church", don't have fucking crosses all over the house etc, I've never met a jehova I didn't like, their not cocky or anything.


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 18:00    Post subject:
the thing i've never understood is they'd rather die than get a family members blood even if it means they will die.. mad


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 18:12    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
the thing i've never understood is they'd rather die than get a family members blood even if it means they will die.. mad


ya, I personally never believed in giving my shit away like organs and shit just cause I don't like the thought of me being chopped up and handed away, and im an atheist, but, I saw my mom just filled out such forms and it actually pissed me off, the thought of losing my mom because of her own wishes, but whatever.

The thought process on this I believe is "god" made each person individually so their parts are theres and weren't meant to be shared, but to me that kind of contradicts itself because said "god" would want to preserve his creations.


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 18:57    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
Horrordee wrote:
the thing i've never understood is they'd rather die than get a family members blood even if it means they will die.. mad


ya, I personally never believed in giving my shit away like organs and shit just cause I don't like the thought of me being chopped up and handed away, and im an atheist, but, I saw my mom just filled out such forms and it actually pissed me off, the thought of losing my mom because of her own wishes, but whatever.

The thought process on this I believe is "god" made each person individually so their parts are theres and weren't meant to be shared, but to me that kind of contradicts itself because said "god" would want to preserve his creations.


so if your heart failed you wouldn't take a new one?


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:03    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
Horrordee wrote:
the thing i've never understood is they'd rather die than get a family members blood even if it means they will die.. mad


ya, I personally never believed in giving my shit away like organs and shit just cause I don't like the thought of me being chopped up and handed away, and im an atheist, but, I saw my mom just filled out such forms and it actually pissed me off, the thought of losing my mom because of her own wishes, but whatever.

The thought process on this I believe is "god" made each person individually so their parts are theres and weren't meant to be shared, but to me that kind of contradicts itself because said "god" would want to preserve his creations.


so if your heart failed you wouldn't take a new one?


nope, the complications of such would be such a fucking hassle. I dated a girl who's dad had a transplant and the amount of money and suffering the guy is going through now because of a fuckup in the blood they didn't catch is fucking insane.

If I die then I die, it sucks but oh well


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:09    Post subject:
Well, i have a strange yet very true story.

I lost my virginity to a JW. I shit you not. At the time i didn't know she was (Well technically at the time she wasn't practicing) , we dated for about 2 years.

In the last 6 months of our relationship she told me that she wanted to go back to the church. We couldn't have sex anymore (Well she would still want me to go down on her, guess that's allowed) and if i wanted to stay with her, i would have to convert.

Well i went to one JW function, this huge one that they only do every so many years.

Most of there values are good, but others are completely fucked up, and they are very very elitist.

Needless to say i realized that thay are nothing but a CULT!!!! And our relationship ended quite poorly. The pussy was good though. Smile

But i would stay far far away. They are fucking mental.


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:09    Post subject:
Why go far, a heart, how about a kidney transplant, a lung transplant?

Always find all the "I don't want to donor my organs but I don't care getting some if I need them" hypocritical attitude ridiculous (not talking about SkypeZ here).
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:11    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Always find all the "I don't want to donor my organs but I don't care getting some if I need them" hypocritical attitude ridiculous


yeah, me too. imo if you're not signed up to be an organ donor you shouldn't get shit.


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:16    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
the thing i've never understood is they'd rather die than get a family members blood even if it means they will die.. mad


Because its one of god tests. Everything in this world is just a test, nothing matters other than being true to your god, Jehovah. Blood is not to be tampered with in the eyes on a JW, and if they do, they will not go to paradise after this world. In the JW belief system they are not dying, they are leaving this testing ground (World) for the true paradise (Heaven).

That is why they don't celebrate any holidays or B-days, because nothing in this world matters, its only a test to see if your worthy.

We have a fellow that does our engineering reports for the bank, and he was raised a JW, but has realized its not for him. Him entire family has disowned him and they have not spoken since he decided to leave the church.

Its a fucking sick religion, well its not a religion, its a cult.


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:22    Post subject:
My father and his "new" family are JWs and I'm sorry - but I've lived with him and I know exactly how much they try to force their religion on you. I've lost count of the amount of sermons I had to endure from him, his wife and his Rod & Tod family -- not to mention the amount of times that, despite my protests and refusals, I've been dragged to the Kingdom Hall and forced to pray with them, to give thanks to their God and to suffer their constant disapproving scowls and preaches about how I don't believe in ANY god, let alone theirs.

They're all sweetness and light when you buy into their bullshit - but as soon as you buck the trend and refuse to be bullied into their doctrines ... they're vicious, petty, spiteful and aggressive.

The shit STARTS at knocking on doors, preaching the will of the one true God, but that's only where it starts. Oh and they're also a bunch of hypocritical bastards too. Anyone who says they're not a cult, and a passive-aggressive one at that, *is* a JW. No contest.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:37    Post subject:
that's brutal man.. losing family to a cult like that must be a bitch. Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 19:41    Post subject:
I lost my dad when I was two and he walked out on us to live with his secretary - while HER husband was dying of lung cancer. Put up with his bullshit throughout my childhood - then to suddenly hear "I'm a Jehovah's Witness now, son, I'm a better man" ----- despite the fact that he cheated on his secretary bimbo WITH this JW slut Rolling Eyes

He, and his entire family, a naught but a bunch of pretentious, arrogant, hypocritical, bastard cultists. The KH is a truly terrifying place to be dragged to.

The one I feel sorry for his his wife's youngest son. The poor bastard has been spoon-fed this nonsense since he was born - and in spite of his protests too. He can't do anything that is considered "sacrilegious" against their God and he suffers for it.


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I honestly meant no offence to SpykeZ, by the way.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 20:43    Post subject:
Religion can be so screwed up. Too many variables

The idea behind religion is good for the most part. I think but people put their own experiences first and I find them not thinking for themselves, they are listening some leader or zealot who's word isn't God. Also people interpret the teaching through their own negative experiences and often make the wrong decisions.

I used to work with a JW guy long ago when I was 16. He was 17 and left his home to work in a restaurant at a resort. (not typical JW behavior) He was pretty cool, nice guy, always happy and a good friend but he wouldn't live in staff housing because it was co-ed. I questioned him on that because it was the cheapest thing for him to do at that time. He just said "no, I can't do that" He never put down anybody tho. Even the people he worked with and the rest of the staff were a bunch of partiers.

Said Partiers ----> They would snowboard in the daytime, work at night, party at the bar after, get laid if they got lucky, go home in the morning with the same clothes they were wearing the night before. Have 4 hrs of sleep maybe if that and go repeat the same whole thing all over again the next day. They were kinda stinky. It was insane.


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lhzr




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 21:20    Post subject:
there are no saints here, pistol. seems that hanging around that JW dude didn't do you any good
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 21:56    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
there are no saints here, pistol. seems that hanging around that JW dude didn't do you any good


Opps I made a mistake. Multi-tasking its worse!!!


Same stuff still applies to this dude.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2009 23:06    Post subject:
now now dont try to cover it up Very Happy


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