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 Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 15:07 Post subject: teen bitches |
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fucking cunt ass whore. Virgin my mother fucking ass my damn dick is burning like a fucking house fire. What the fuck have we come to when we cant fuck teenagers without getting STDs?
Fucking bitches.
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 15:26 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 15:32 Post subject: |
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she was 16 and I had a very strong emptional connection. Called horny
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lhzr
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 15:40 Post subject: |
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| 2bits wrote: | | she was 16 and I had a very strong emptional connection. Called horny |
LOL, you're actually quite witty.
16? How old are you?
I always thought my lower age limit would be 16, but I just find any girl under 18 to be so annoying that I can't stand them long enough to get to the point of having sex.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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lhzr
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 15:43 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | I just find any girl under 18 to be so annoying that I can't stand them long enough to get to the point of having sex. |
yes, that's usually the case, but sometimes they're just too sexy to ignore!
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 16:27 Post subject: |
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in my last relationship I didn't even look at other girls because I was so much in love, until I met a 15/16 year old girl who really fucked me up. I just had to have here that night. (un)luckily she wasn't ready for sex so I just got to make out with here. but anyways it was so great I didn't even care that she couldn't kiss at all.
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 16:32 Post subject: |
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How about using condoms when youre going to fuck a stranger??
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 16:33 Post subject: |
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mind explaining what condoms are?
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 16:43 Post subject: |
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Condom usage fail:
Proper usage:
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 17:41 Post subject: |
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Im 26. And usually I dont go for girls younger then 22 but im stuck home in my shithole of a town for the summer and anybody above the age of 18 leaves as fast as they can and dont come back for 6 years.
So There was this party. Kids aged 15-19 I got drunk she was cute and I was horny. And so the story goes.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:04 Post subject: |
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@2bits
Thank God for penicillin/amoxicillin right? 
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:15 Post subject: |
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Wow, girls have become real sluts these days haven't they? I mean 16 ffs! Little whore. And the fact you got some STD makes it worse. That girl has probably been handed around like a village bicycle... jeez...
Oh and btw: HA HA! That will teach you to use a condom! Somebody post the picture of nelson from the simpsons plz
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:22 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:29 Post subject: |
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Thank you kind sir
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:40 Post subject: |
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A 21 y.o. friend of mine fucked a 15 year old last night, and I thought that was bad...
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:42 Post subject: |
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I'm seriously thinking of not having kids...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:46 Post subject: |
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15-16.
Wow seriously...
Just wait till they tell how they fucked a horny and sexy 14 year old 
THEY AREN'T EVEN WOMEN IN THAT AGE!
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:48 Post subject: |
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I wanna have kids, as long as they're male. So I can hope they fuck and give them advice.
If they're female I'll use my trusty hatchet a LOT.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 20:50 Post subject: |
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| VGAdeadcafe wrote: | | So I can hope they fuck |
 That's sad |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 21:04 Post subject: |
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Well, I meant, when they're young, like 15-16 ... I hope they can fuck young, lol. Me, first time was at 19, lol. But I'm talented !
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 22:41 Post subject: |
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I am at the golden age.
For some odd reason girls like older guys. Im at the age when Im older and more "mature" yet i still look young and semi decent.
The young ones are usually not that experienced. Which can go both ways. Means they are either scared of trying new stuff or they let you do alot of stuff older girls already have tried and found out they didnt like.
I debuted late like 20+ late because I was saving myself for the whole emotional conenction thing. Well that came and went and all I can say Is fuck I lost alot of good sex over the years.
And as I said most girls I do are usually 20+ mostly cuss I live in a university town. But When Im looking for a relationship I usually aim for 22+
The thing about this girl let call her Jane is that shes the younger sister of one of the guys I grew up with and didnt like all that much. So was sorta fun to technically have sex in his old bed. But thats besides the point.
The point here is lying ass bitches who say they are virgins so you have to be carefull. If I had known Id atleast tried to get some cunnilingus out of it.
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lhzr
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 22:46 Post subject: |
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I don't get it... You would go down on her if you knew she was more experienced? Look at your cock... now imagine what would be with your mouth man!
Or you would get bj from her? In either way I don't see the win situation for you. She obviously doesn't care for hygiene, if she had sucked your cock, who knows if it would be still attached to you
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 22:48 Post subject: |
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Who said I would be doing teh cunnilingus?
and that is not the fron side mate.
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lhzr
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Jun 2009 22:54 Post subject: |
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Im guessing you do really know what that means right?
maybe 2bits actually has 2 bits lol and so it wouldnt matter, like he has 2 mouths one can get fucked litteraly while the other is free to still eat and drink without feeling like hes swallowing hot chillies day in day out.
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