Geographical Tongue
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 19:55    Post subject: Geographical Tongue
Anyone ELSE got one ?
i mean fuck , mine is all fissured and shit
looks a little worse than this



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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 19:57    Post subject:
iju!! Not! What, you've been chewing razorblades? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 20:01    Post subject:
someone's cum is made of acid
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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 20:08    Post subject:
mine's also kinda like this, but seriously... who cares as long as it works Cool
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 20:10    Post subject:
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dominae
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 20:34    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissured_tongue
i've had this all my life


I found the reason:

in most patients with Down syndrome
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 20:40    Post subject:
My tongue i smooth. All my life, women have commented on it. Apparently its smooth and soft. I dunno tho. Its normal to me.

@dom

Laughing


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b0se
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 20:51    Post subject:
CancerIsFunny wrote:
tongue cancer!


You gay son of a bitch only to talk about cancer right ?


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 22:05    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissured_tongue
i've had this all my life


I found the reason:

in most patients with Down syndrome

lmao, that was a low blow !
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 23:52    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fissured_tongue
i've had this all my life


I found the reason:

in most patients with Down syndrome

the only symptom i have is suckmydick syndrome so .. apparently you're asking for it , sorry tho , i'm not into furfags
anyway, don't have a relative with down syondrome or anything , so , i dunno , maybe lack of calcium in my system did the job.
yeah , girls didnt mind sofar , they said it feels tickly


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dominae
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2009 00:17    Post subject:
Touchy, eh?

It's from the article you linked. It's OK if you have an extra chromosome.


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2009 00:24    Post subject:
Damn that looks as if it fucking hurts but I bet it doesn't Very Happy
Never seen something like that before.

@Syco
sexual innuendo much, heh? ;D
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2009 00:32    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
someone's cum is made of acid


Seriously pissing myself with laughter lol..
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2009 01:00    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
Damn that looks as if it fucking hurts but I bet it doesn't Very Happy
Never seen something like that before.

@Syco
sexual innuendo much, heh? ;D


Laughing

I didn't even think of that. Naw man, didn't mean it in that context at all man. lol
Which begs the question.....where's your mind at dude? lol Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2009 01:07    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Reklis wrote:
Damn that looks as if it fucking hurts but I bet it doesn't Very Happy
Never seen something like that before.

@Syco
sexual innuendo much, heh? ;D


Laughing

I didn't even think of that. Naw man, didn't mean it in that context at all man. lol
Which begs the question.....where's your mind at dude? lol Wink


Haven't seen my girlfriend for a week, you do the math Wink
plus I tend to get compliments for my tongue... work if you wanna call it that Very Happy
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2009 03:41    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Reklis wrote:
Damn that looks as if it fucking hurts but I bet it doesn't Very Happy
Never seen something like that before.

@Syco
sexual innuendo much, heh? ;D


Laughing

I didn't even think of that. Naw man, didn't mean it in that context at all man. lol
Which begs the question.....where's your mind at dude? lol Wink


Haven't seen my girlfriend for a week, you do the math Wink
plus I tend to get compliments for my tongue... work if you wanna call it that Very Happy


Laughing

I feel ya. When your gettin laid all the time/on the reg, a week is a long time.
I suggest you flush the pipes man. Maybe a few times ya know?

And same here. I've gotten compliments about my tongue for both reasons from numerous women.

Nothing better than a woman telling you that your ring her bell. Such an ego boost lol

Men....on one hand we are logical and such and on the other hand, we are like animals lol Smile

God/Evolution should have made a 3rd gender. Same biologically as a woman, but with the mentality of men lol Smile


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 18:49    Post subject:
It is also genetic. Food gets stuck in the groves and causes bad breath.
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 21:57    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
It is also genetic. Food gets stuck in the groves and causes bad breath.

not in my case , i was my teeth almost 10 minutes a day , everyday .. until now , i'm down to 4 cause i think i have paradontosis


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dominae
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 22:03    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
It is also genetic. Food gets stuck in the groves and causes bad breath.

not in my case , i was my teeth almost 10 minutes a day , everyday .. until now , i'm down to 4 cause i think i have paradontosis


Paradontosis is not only the inflammation of gums „on the surface” but also of the other deeper structures, including the bone. The main cause is not wrong composition of saliva, weakened immunity or inheritance, but non-effective cleaning of the teeth.
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 22:54    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
It is also genetic. Food gets stuck in the groves and causes bad breath.

not in my case , i was my teeth almost 10 minutes a day , everyday .. until now , i'm down to 4 cause i think i have paradontosis


Paradontosis is not only the inflammation of gums „on the surface” but also of the other deeper structures, including the bone. The main cause is not wrong composition of saliva, weakened immunity or inheritance, but non-effective cleaning of the teeth.

well , i don't really know if its paradontosis since my gums are retracting at certain teeth , and on those same teeth i usually was bleading when i brushed them in certain times , but who knows .. ?
i gotta go to dentist to check it out ..
i clean my teeth very effectivly , count those fucking minutes and i split the whole thing in areas which and how to brush .

PS
stop it with the damn wikipedia quotes , i was asking for a damn oppinion ..


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dominae
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Jul 2009 23:45    Post subject:
It's not wikipedia. And if your gums retract, you're not cleaning your teeth properly.


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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