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You are dead. What would you be incarnated as?
Pierre Woodman
11%
 11%  [ 4 ]
One of my favourite nForce users (at choice)
16%
 16%  [ 6 ]
Chuck Norris
30%
 30%  [ 11 ]
Rocco Siffredi's shlong
13%
 13%  [ 5 ]
I'm already reincarned as a faggot
27%
 27%  [ 10 ]
Total Votes : 36

ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 16:15    Post subject: You are dead. What would you be incarnated as?
Make your dreams come true.
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 16:17    Post subject:
Pierre Woodman Very Happy Love this dude!
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 16:20    Post subject:
He is badass Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 16:21    Post subject:
dazz.....

btw, why is this in the bitching session?
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 16:28    Post subject:
I thought it was too "serious" for the useless section and too thoughtless for the general chat one. Razz Anyway, if the mods would like to move it, it's ok.
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 16:38    Post subject:
acid rain so i can erode your mothers grave stone

cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 16:39    Post subject:
Steve Jobs! - always wanted to be a cult leader

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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 16:50    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
acid rain so i can erode your mothers grave stone


Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 17:01    Post subject:
Can I come back as me? I've never been sure on the rules of reincarnation. Seems a loophole in there.

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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 17:04    Post subject:
To help you decide:

http://www.wankspider.com/search?q=Pierre+Woodman
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 17:53    Post subject:
fisk

I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 18:01    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
acid rain so i can erode your mothers grave stone

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 18:15    Post subject:
I would rather never die and continue improving my current state forever.

Plus, shall I start to argue why reincarnation is a ridicule idea, is there anyone here who still is not cleared about this subject?

I can give you a logical argument or a practical experiment, for those who have doubts, the practical experiment would be my recommendation of choice

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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 18:33    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:
Plus, shall I start to argue why reincarnation is a ridicule idea, is there anyone here who still is not cleared about this subject?

Not really no, you miss the point of the thread (this is what usually happens when a void thread is put in another section). Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 18:41    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:
Plus, shall I start to argue why reincarnation is a ridicule idea, is there anyone here who still is not cleared about this subject?

Not really no, you miss the point of the thread (this is what usually happens when a void thread is put in another section). Laughing



It's absolutely not void, it's actually full of beautiful philosophical ideas.

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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 19:04    Post subject:
Choices 1 and 4 are very similar as are choices 2 and 5. I don't want to be reincarnated as a pornstar because while sleeping with so many women and being paid for it sounds attractive, that is pretty much what pornstars are limited to. Because of the taboo of porn they can never have a non-porn career. As for Chuck Norris, well his awesomeness is limited to the internet and his career, mediocre at best. So, Wink no thanks I'll pass on the choices.

My preference would be a famous military general or an explorer but that would imply time-travel which is not a given parameter. In such a situation I would have to go with a politician. Yes, because people forgive their worst mistakes and they have very long careers even after the end of their term. All sorts of book-deals and executive positions where they don't do squat and get paid for it.
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 19:27    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
fisk
Very Happy
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inz




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 20:11    Post subject:
Poor choices, with each one you end up being a dick.
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 20:46    Post subject:
woman
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 21:29    Post subject:
Rocco Siffredi's shlong

no question about it Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 22:03    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Poor choices, with each one you end up being a dick.

Since Nforce forums are heavily masculinist by definition, there's no real problem. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2009 22:42    Post subject:
Chuck Norris ftw

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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Aug 2009 07:12    Post subject:
Can we have more options? Ive never heard of two of them and Chuck Norris is a twat, how about some real heroes? Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Aug 2009 08:57    Post subject:
Rocco's schlong of course Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Aug 2009 12:29    Post subject:
grimmmy wrote:
Can I come back as me? I've never been sure on the rules of reincarnation. Seems a loophole in there.


You just reminded me of a scene in the Laurel and Hardy movie "The Flying Deuces".

Ollie is brokenhearted over a love meant to be and decides he's going to drown himself, naturally, taking Stan with him. After many interruptions by Stan down in the canal (making sure the rope is tight, the water is deep enough etc.) Stan asks Ollie if he believes in reincarnation and what he'd like to come back as. Ollie says he wants to come back as a horse, to which Stan replies that he'd like to come back as himself, as he gets along "swell" with himself. Very Happy

Here's a link (Google Video) - the canal scene starts at 11m52s in (seek ahead)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6679788916796577083&ei=uiGNSpfBAZr8qAOmoLjkAg&

These guys are irreplaceable - fuckin golden!
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Aug 2009 12:47    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Aug 2009 04:20    Post subject:
None of the options....I would come back as a Grey Wolf.
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Aug 2009 15:31    Post subject:
A Dildo would be good Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Aug 2009 07:00    Post subject:
Lots of faggots here Smile

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