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 Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 06:20 Post subject: Keeping track of PMS days |
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Ive noticed a lot of my friends (majority of them who happen to be female) turn into complete bitches during certain days of the month. Usually it occurs around the same time month after month. Im not exactly sure how PMS works or if they even HAVE PMS. But this crappy behavior always occurs at a specific time of the month.
I know a lot of you have many female acquaintances/girlfriends/wives and I was wondering, do any of you keep a PMS chart of every girl you speak to? My friend thinks Im kidding when I told him we should keep a PMS chart for every chick were friends with. Keep in mind, Im a noob when it comes to women and Im trying to minimize any conflict with them.
So anybody else do this? I know im not crazy 
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 06:40 Post subject: |
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fuck her in teh butt
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 06:47 Post subject: |
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well, i sometimes find myself marking certain days in the calender in red, but that's just the "M" days
screw this PMS chart, there are far too many factors involved:
- while menstruation is a (more or less) regular process, PMS isn't. it can appear from a few days till 2 weeks in some cases before the red flood starts
- in some cases, the girls are just bitchy because of the pain and/or cramps involved during/before menstruation. lion with a thorn in its foot, you know. i'm a bitch too at least once a month if i'm in pain and you wouldn't draw a PMS chart for me  </3
- their bitchy period (period as in time interval, not egg discarding) could be caused by anything, doesn't have to be PMS
conclusion: it just wouldn't work out, plus what VGA said. but please, do your duty as an internet citizen and post the pix on various body modification boards if they find out about your devious plan and appropiate actions ensue.
| tainted4ever wrote: | | fuck her in teh butt |
no tainted, just no. that's for the time AFTER the PMS. 
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 06:55 Post subject: |
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So what youre saying is, this just cannot be done. But theres gotta be some way to accurately predict these days before they occur. If I keep a record of their bitching days and keep track of it for about 2 months, I have a feeling I can figure out the days they are guaranteed to be a bitch. Its gotta work lol it seems like such a simple and perfect plan
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 07:05 Post subject: |
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perhaps
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 07:09 Post subject: |
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| timechange01 wrote: | | So what youre saying is, this just cannot be done. But theres gotta be some way to accurately predict these days before they occur. If I keep a record of their bitching days and keep track of it for about 2 months, I have a feeling I can figure out the days they are guaranteed to be a bitch. Its gotta work lol it seems like such a simple and perfect plan |
of course you could do it, but what's the point? just so you know when to avoid certain people for a week?
how about simply not taking shit from them for a change? the following isn't meant to be an insult, just an observation: you seem to be quite the omega dog. so step the fuck up instead of devising plans for when to run from people.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 07:33 Post subject: |
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we all mark blowjob weeks...
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 11:28 Post subject: |
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huh? blowjob?
ok - it`s a bit messy, but many girls are horniest short before/during/short after. Just be a man and stick it in.
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 11:58 Post subject: |
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| bushwacka wrote: | | timechange01 wrote: | | So what youre saying is, this just cannot be done. But theres gotta be some way to accurately predict these days before they occur. If I keep a record of their bitching days and keep track of it for about 2 months, I have a feeling I can figure out the days they are guaranteed to be a bitch. Its gotta work lol it seems like such a simple and perfect plan |
of course you could do it, but what's the point? just so you know when to avoid certain people for a week?
how about simply not taking shit from them for a change? the following isn't meant to be an insult, just an observation: you seem to be quite the omega dog. so step the fuck up instead of devising plans for when to run from people. |
True that!
Grow some hair on your balls instead of acting like Lord Douches the Second!
Like VGA said, if they find out that you made a chart -> translation: you stalking them; you would propably not need a PMS chart anymore cause that will freak them so out that they won't wanna be around you anymore at all!
So basically your PMS chart would indeed be a a permanent solution for your temporary problem!
Instead I would call them out on their shit! No woman ever has the right to do her bitchy act if its directed towards me. If you got your priorities straight and act congruent to that, woman won't act that way.
It's always my WAY or the highway!
So focus your time on yourself - getting and being a better you, instead of wasting it on time consuming nonsense! You can lose a lot of money chasing women...but you can NEVER lose a woman chasing money(ergo: follow your passion*)!
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*Note: If that is stalking and observing people, well, still good for you!
Seems like you should consider a career as a PI 
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 12:37 Post subject: |
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| AwE wrote: | huh? blowjob?
ok - it`s a bit messy, but many girls are horniest short before/during/short after. Just be a man and stick it in. |
nowt wrong with a pit of blood at the start /end of the period cycle but on a messy day no waY!
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 15:30 Post subject: |
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Just remember, if your girl works/lives with other women eventually all their periods will go into sync. So, whatever you do don't go out with them all during this time. for some reason only women know they blame us for them having the painters in.
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 18:11 Post subject: |
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| Kecksta wrote: | | You can lose a lot of money chasing women...but you can NEVER lose a woman chasing money |
What an absurd statement, if the women is your partner they're going to expect a certain amount of social commitment. Many workaholic men have lost women from focusing solely on their job.
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 18:25 Post subject: |
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| iNatan wrote: | perhaps
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that's fucking gross |
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 19:25 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | Kecksta wrote: | | You can lose a lot of money chasing women...but you can NEVER lose a woman chasing money |
What an absurd statement, if the women is your partner they're going to expect a certain amount of social commitment. Many workaholic men have lost women from focusing solely on their job. |
Any woman who isn't fully supportive of your job isnt worth the time.. I work 12 hour days 6 days a week and my misses is behind me all the way.. Has nothing to do with money / 'social commitment'. She understands that business is important. It's not like we don't spend time together, we are with each other every night.
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 19:36 Post subject: |
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| wgem wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | | Kecksta wrote: | | You can lose a lot of money chasing women...but you can NEVER lose a woman chasing money |
What an absurd statement, if the women is your partner they're going to expect a certain amount of social commitment. Many workaholic men have lost women from focusing solely on their job. |
Any woman who isn't fully supportive of your job isnt worth the time.. I work 12 hour days 6 days a week and my misses is behind me all the way.. Has nothing to do with money / 'social commitment'. She understands that business is important. It's not like we don't spend time together, we are with each other every night. |
yeah, but you're a freelancer working from home iirc? it's a good combination if you manage to pull it off, but i think the case AM was talking about is when you're actually married to your job instead of your woman - which mostly turns out bad after a few years.
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| Posted: Sun, 4th Oct 2009 20:05 Post subject: |
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| bushwacka wrote: | | wgem wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: |
What an absurd statement, if the women is your partner they're going to expect a certain amount of social commitment. Many workaholic men have lost women from focusing solely on their job. |
Any woman who isn't fully supportive of your job isnt worth the time.. I work 12 hour days 6 days a week and my misses is behind me all the way.. Has nothing to do with money / 'social commitment'. She understands that business is important. It's not like we don't spend time together, we are with each other every night. |
yeah, but you're a freelancer working from home iirc? it's a good combination if you manage to pull it off, but i think the case AM was talking about is when you're actually married to your job instead of your woman - which mostly turns out bad after a few years. |
Well, what I ment to say was "Focus on your passion!"
Women go for guys who are driven by a passion for a "craft".
Of course you can take it to an extreme, like AM or bushwacka stated.
Still, it's as destructive to a relationship as having nothing going on in your life but adoring your chick.
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Very few will recognize this but something like that is done by Niels Buckingham and he's not one you want to imitate.
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| Posted: Mon, 5th Oct 2009 07:14 Post subject: |
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| zipfero wrote: | | Very few will recognize this but something like that is done by Niels Buckingham and he's not one you want to imitate. |
That guy is a complete prick
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| Posted: Mon, 5th Oct 2009 10:18 Post subject: |
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I love it how there is no option in the poll to select "no thats plain sick you lil pervert"
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| Posted: Tue, 6th Oct 2009 22:39 Post subject: |
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Fuck women and the fucking rainforest chainsawnagging horse they rode in on, woman suck at everything whilst they are king at getting on your nerves with their incessant whining, if you ever come across a bitch that whines just nail her to the ground verbally, preferably for a group of people so it sticks. No women can ever get me down or fuck with me, I learned it the hard way by being a pussy, no more, now the only law a woman has in my eyes is to spread her legs, eat my fucking cock and shut her goddamn trap. Thats just my 2 cents ofcourse:D
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| Posted: Wed, 7th Oct 2009 00:43 Post subject: |
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| wgem wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | | Kecksta wrote: | | You can lose a lot of money chasing women...but you can NEVER lose a woman chasing money |
What an absurd statement, if the women is your partner they're going to expect a certain amount of social commitment. Many workaholic men have lost women from focusing solely on their job. |
Any woman who isn't fully supportive of your job isnt worth the time.. I work 12 hour days 6 days a week and my misses is behind me all the way.. Has nothing to do with money / 'social commitment'. She understands that business is important. It's not like we don't spend time together, we are with each other every night. |
Dude, respect. Me and my brother were just talking about this, it's impossible to focus when you're at home; there are always friends over, or mom is making lunch, or we wanna play the Xbox, or we need to get a haircut... at the end of the day, when you tally up the time you're worked, it turns out it's only 3 hours or so. Turns out you're more productive working out of a cubicle :S
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