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b0se
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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 00:44 Post subject: Valentines	Quick Quote Quote

Seeing that no one created one thread about OMFG VALENTINES FACK THAT I am going to, so : What to buy for your gF/bF ? Im waiting for options, and yes this thread is supposed to contain rage .

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 01:05 Post subject: Re: Valentines

b0se wrote:

OMFG VALENTINES FACK THAT

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 01:50 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

we have a statutory (ie paid) holiday on the monday 15th (family day), so I'm kinda obliged to do something for the weekend asus z170-A \|\| core i5-6600K \|\| geforce gtx 970 4gb \|\| 16gb ddr4 ram \|\| win10 \|\| 1080p led samsung 27"

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 01:52 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Wait, what? Gifts? For a completely commercial day? Screw that. She's gonna get the "I cook for you, massage you, see that you have a nice day" kinda route. Worked every time. Maybe I'll steal some flowers from some front yard or something like that I'm not spending any money on that. Great thing is, she doesn't expect me to

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 02:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

fuck emotional faggotty shit suck my dick cunts

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 02:33 Post subject:

FireMaster wrote:

fuck emotional faggotty shit
suck my dick cunts

No, that's where my valentines day is gonna end Cool Face

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 04:11 Post subject:

Reklis wrote:

FireMaster wrote:

fuck emotional faggotty shit
suck my dick cunts

No, that's where my valentines day is gonna end Cool Face

Your day is gonna end by sucking Juba's dick? Confused

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 08:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Fuck VD, we both think it's a stupid day anyway. Wait, when the fuck is VD anyway? Watercooled 5950X \| AORUS Master X570 \| Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC \| 64Gb RAM \| 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p \| etc etc

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 10:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

im getting mine a Rubber fist!!

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 10:36 Post subject:

iNatan wrote:

Reklis wrote:

FireMaster wrote:

fuck emotional faggotty shit
suck my dick cunts

No, that's where my valentines day is gonna end Cool Face

Your day is gonna end by sucking Juba's dick? Confused

I fucking LOL'd.

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 10:46 Post subject:

iNatan wrote:

Reklis wrote:

FireMaster wrote:

fuck emotional faggotty shit
suck my dick cunts

No, that's where my valentines day is gonna end Cool Face

Your day is gonna end by sucking Juba's dick? Confused

I kinda brought that one on myself, didn't I?
Well anyway, I think it's clear what I _really_ meant Razz

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 13:26 Post subject:

Reklis wrote:

iNatan wrote:

Reklis wrote:

No, that's where my valentines day is gonna end Cool Face

Your day is gonna end by sucking Juba's dick? Confused

I kinda brought that one on myself, didn't I?
Well anyway, I think it's clear what I _really_ meant Razz

Anyway, Abuj likes younger dicks so you really don't have to worry Cool Face

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 14:12 Post subject:

_SiN_ wrote:

Fuck VD, we both think it's a stupid day anyway. Wait, when the fuck is VD anyway? Laughing

fuck venereal disease? id rather not...

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 14:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I was waiting for that one Watercooled 5950X \| AORUS Master X570 \| Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC \| 64Gb RAM \| 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p \| etc etc

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 15:16 Post subject:

iNatan wrote:

Reklis wrote:

FireMaster wrote:

fuck emotional faggotty shit
suck my dick cunts

No, that's where my valentines day is gonna end Cool Face

Your day is gonna end by sucking Juba's dick? Confused

I he have tickets to London, sure Wink

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 16:33 Post subject: Re: Valentines

b0se wrote:

Seeing that no one created one thread about OMFG VALENTINES FACK THAT

I am going to, so :

What to buy for your gF/bF ?

Im waiting for options, and yes this thread is supposed to contain rage .

Dude wouldn't you think it's time to ditch that Santa hat before you start celebrating Valentine's day?

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 16:34 Post subject: Re: Valentines

b0se wrote:

Seeing that no one created one thread about OMFG VALENTINES FACK THAT

I am going to, so :

What to buy for your gF/bF ?

Im waiting for options, and yes this thread is supposed to contain rage .

Dude wouldn't you think it's time to ditch that Santa hat before you start celebrating Valentine's day?

Lopin18 wrote:

I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face

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Posted: Fri, 5th Feb 2010 22:50 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

give your woman a blender for VD, she'll love it. Phenom II X4 965 @ 3.8 // 4GB DDR3 // GTX 285

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Posted: Sat, 6th Feb 2010 02:54 Post subject: Re: Valentines

Rofl_Mao wrote:

b0se wrote:

Seeing that no one created one thread about OMFG VALENTINES FACK THAT

I am going to, so :

What to buy for your gF/bF ?

Im waiting for options, and yes this thread is supposed to contain rage .

Dude wouldn't you think it's time to ditch that Santa hat before you start celebrating Valentine's day?

Is there a problem regarding my avatar ? You cant masturbate in peace when you see it ?

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Posted: Sat, 6th Feb 2010 14:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I am going to take myself out. I think to the boathouse and eat a lobster and some steak! http://www.boathouserestaurants.ca/ <-----here

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Posted: Sat, 6th Feb 2010 16:15 Post subject:

im taking mine out to a hotel suite for 3 days wtih kitchin, jaccuzi, tv... nice view and pwesents Very Happy

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all sentimental and shiet... and 2 boxes of condoms.

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Posted: Sat, 6th Feb 2010 20:29 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

No girlfriend = no tension = win = 1 and 2 are still amazing.

WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 6th Feb 2010 21:59 Post subject:

lol i did vday shopping months ago

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Posted: Sun, 7th Feb 2010 04:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I miss Betty there I said it. Valentines 2009 was the best damn V-day ever. Although I spent it alone it was still hella awesome ASUS Maximus XII Formula \| Core i9 10900k @ 5.2Ghz \| 32GB G.Skill DDR4 4200Mhz \| EVGA RTX 3080 Ti FTW3 Ultra Hydro Copper \| ASUS ROG PG35VQ

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Posted: Sun, 7th Feb 2010 11:22 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

only got a fuckbuddy right now and she doesn't want to do anything special on valentine's day. not even fisting.

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Posted: Sun, 7th Feb 2010 14:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

string roses to your penis on valentines then, hahahaahah => "thorned for her pleasure" www.psygamer.net ::::

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 12:37 Post subject:

bushwacka wrote:

not even fisting. Sad

you shitting me?? Sad

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 12:38 Post subject:

timechange01 wrote:

Although I spent it alone it was still hella awesome Very Happy

your strange my boy, fist urself!!

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Posted: Mon, 8th Feb 2010 13:04 Post subject:

Lutzifer wrote:

string roses to your penis on valentines then, hahahaahah => "thorned for her pleasure" Laughing

thx for the advice, but i've already got a cactus stuffed up my urethra so i can finally pleasure her uterus. think the roses my be a bit too much. Sad