Goddamn Jailbait!
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 18:57    Post subject: Goddamn Jailbait!
Went to a house party at the weekend, there were loads of people there and I was having a great time. After I had been there for a couple of hours and had a few drinks, I met these two hot (imho of course) girls who I started getting on really well with. They told me they were 17 and 18. I didn't really have a reason to dispute that.



Well I won't go into detail but there was some snogging and talk of a threesome etc. I was expecting to get laid lets put it that way. Then I find out from the sister of one of them that they're both 15! I could have been charged with statutory rape had I done anything more then exchange some saliva with them!

I can't remember any girls looking like that when I was 15! Evil or Very Mad


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:08    Post subject:
You should have done it and gotten arrested so you could have written; FML.


If they told me they were 18 I wouldn't dispute that either, especially not if drunk. I think 15 is legal in Denmark, though so send them over here? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:10    Post subject:
Yup, 15 is the age limit in Denmark. Thank you government! Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:12    Post subject:
So a guy is fucked if a 15 year old girl has a fake idea? What madness is this!!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:15    Post subject:
I don't know how they look up close, but they look underage in that pic.

Stupid turds are dangerous !!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:17    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
So a guy is fucked if a 15 year old girl has a fake idea? What madness is this!!!


Do you mean ID ? :DDDD




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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:28    Post subject:
Well, they're undoubtfully cute (especially the girl on the right) and do not look underage imho so..I really don't know if I would have stoically resisted as you did. No wait, ...I surely couldn't have resisted Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:35    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
I don't know how they look up close, but they look underage in that pic.

Stupid turds are dangerous !!!



Let me use my CSI-a-like magic zooming software...



WADAAAAAAA !


The left one MIGHT have been 18 but the right one never... But you might have been drunk and they were talking about a threesome. Who would've been able to tell right from wrong ? Very Happy


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:39    Post subject:
Let me put it this way, they told me their ages and I accepted it, I'm sure being moderately drunk and horny had something to do with that.

Actually it was the one on the right that I was most interested in, obviously I'm warped! Crying or Very sad

As it happens I don't know if they even would have gone through with this 'threesome', it could have been all talk. But the point is that I would have, and for that I could have been chemically castrated!


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:41    Post subject:
Confused I think that the left one would've been the better deal. Yeah, the right one is looking naughty but both of them agreed to do a threesome so... the left one can't be that prude Very Happy (and her hair is nicer too Very Happy )


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:43    Post subject:
yep, the same situation is here, there is this bar where they only let older guys (>27 or with big wallets) and girls that have 15 yrs and look older than 18...

That's the future...


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 19:52    Post subject:
Go with the "I was horny" defence AM, sounds reasonable enough. I know 15 year old girls which look like 20+, couple that with a fake ID and a guy can't be blamed.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 20:20    Post subject:
random house party weekend #334950



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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 20:33    Post subject:
Hahaha Laughing


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 20:35    Post subject:
LOL, bastard!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 20:44    Post subject:
Proof-pic right there !

Lol, AM is a pedobear !

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 20:51    Post subject:
Pfffft, should've tapped 'em both anyway mate Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 21:13    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Pfffft, should've tapped 'em both anyway mate Laughing


Yeah, you should have said some fake name, and bang them both in the ass Cool Face


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 21:42    Post subject:
I would have fucked them both in teh butt regardless of the outcome, not like they'll go running to the cops right after, and even if they do, do your time and go back to rape them and their children this time Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 22:03    Post subject:
Its actually hard to tell girls age :/ They put so much make up on etc. But its the other way around too, know a girl thats 20 and looks like she is 15-16.
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TiHKAL




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 23:02    Post subject:
They both look really young to me, I dunno. Drinking age here is 21+, it's quite obvious they aren't anywhere near that. I realize different countries different rules and everything. Just sayin' they look like jailbait to me. Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Feb 2010 23:21    Post subject: Re: Goddamn Jailbait!
AnimalMother wrote:

I can't remember any girls looking like that when I was 15! Evil or Very Mad


That. All the way. It's really disturbing. I am really thankful for my gf so I don't have to go through the same stuff you do Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Feb 2010 00:40    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
So a guy is fucked if a 15 year old girl has a fake idea? What madness is this!!!


yep yep
no one here knows it..but best place to bring it up.
but im on the "offenders" list for the same exact fucking thing...for the rest of my life.

worked in a 18+ up club..girl was in with fake ID I was the one who checked it at the door...she came home with me.

called her mom the next day to come get her...he mom pressed charges..she was 16.
I got 5 years house arrest..and the rest of my life as being listed on the sexual offenders website, checking in every 6 months in person to the sheriffs office to let them know any new info on me, and to check my address and such is right.
have to give them ALL my email addresses, and IM software names I use...they even ask MY kids offensive questions about their dad...such is my life now

A kid comes up missing in the town..they come by my house checking. I travel to another state, I have to tell them where and when and how long...neighbors can look me up on a site and see that Im marked as one.

judge me if ya want..everyone that lives within 2 blocks of me does anyway now...

so BE CAREFUL man...dont end up like me.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Feb 2010 01:37    Post subject:
well if shit like that would've happened to me i'd moved out in Europe, where no retarded ppl with their retarded laws live
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Feb 2010 03:42    Post subject:
LOL snogging

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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Feb 2010 11:58    Post subject:
|DXWarlock wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
So a guy is fucked if a 15 year old girl has a fake idea? What madness is this!!!


yep yep
no one here knows it..but best place to bring it up.
but im on the "offenders" list for the same exact fucking thing...for the rest of my life.

worked in a 18+ up club..girl was in with fake ID I was the one who checked it at the door...she came home with me.

called her mom the next day to come get her...he mom pressed charges..she was 16.
I got 5 years house arrest..and the rest of my life as being listed on the sexual offenders website, checking in every 6 months in person to the sheriffs office to let them know any new info on me, and to check my address and such is right.
have to give them ALL my email addresses, and IM software names I use...they even ask MY kids offensive questions about their dad...such is my life now

A kid comes up missing in the town..they come by my house checking. I travel to another state, I have to tell them where and when and how long...neighbors can look me up on a site and see that Im marked as one.

judge me if ya want..everyone that lives within 2 blocks of me does anyway now...

so BE CAREFUL man...dont end up like me.


That's fucked up man. If people check the sex offenders website can they see the reason why you're on it? I mean, it's not like you should be classed as a pedo. Some 16 year olds are more mature than girls that are 21.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Feb 2010 12:20    Post subject:
That really is fucked up.. I hope you somehow reminded/remind her that she's more or less ruined your life in a way.. I really really hope she feels the guilt every damn day.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Feb 2010 12:25    Post subject:
She won't feel guilt. Just like those whores that go out, have a good time, then regret the ACTION in the morning so they scream rape.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-hofstra-student-says-oops-she-wasnt-gang-raped-afterall/

The only reason that fucking whore recanted her story was because her little escapade was filmed on a camera phone, which one of the accused submitted as evidence of their innocence.

=Edit=

Ahh, I knew I remembered that from somewhere;

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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Feb 2010 12:53    Post subject:
To me, they obviously look like annoying kids with hormonal issues.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Feb 2010 18:46    Post subject:
Meh, They look totally underage to me. "There is no way these girls are 17 & 18 from that picture" is what i first thought when i saw it.

But if girls are lying about there age, why the fuck should a guy get in trouble?? Inst that entrapment? Kinda. LOL


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