Woodcutter Simulator [R!!!]
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 21:03    Post subject: Woodcutter Simulator [R!!!]
While we wait for Ubisoft to get cracked, here is something to keep us busy:

http://www.uieg.de/index.php?id=42







And these staggering 3D marvelous graphics that surpass Crysis run at 20fps!!!!1

And there is a release!!! : Woodcutter Simulator-BACKLASH
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 21:41    Post subject:
someone beat him with a tree please... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 21:42    Post subject:
Looks a bit dull for a lumberjack sim.


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 21:43    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
someone beat him with a tree please... Very Happy
Is stick ok?
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 21:48    Post subject:
Just when I thought I've seen everything.....


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 21:59    Post subject:
Immunity wrote:
Just when I thought I've seen everything.....
Oh, this is nothing.

There are , , , and God knows what else.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 22:00    Post subject:
Let's just wait for a toilet cleaner simulator or smth like that.


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 22:02    Post subject:
Will buy.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 22:12    Post subject:
if people can play fishing simulations, they can play this as well Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Mar 2010 22:18    Post subject:
That's the shit !
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 00:31    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
if people can play fishing simulations, they can play this as well Laughing

What?
Fishing simulations? What kind of a moron makes a fishing simulation?
And more importantly, who the fuck buys them? Confused


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 01:58    Post subject:
Quote:
While we wait for Ubisoft to get cracked, here is something to keep us busy:


Razz good one! ubi DRM will fall like those trees Laughing

(also the heads of the ones that program that fancy DRM Very Happy )
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shole




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 02:09    Post subject:
this still isn't nearly as retarded as the train simulator
i mean.. most games are just linear.. that one is literally one direction

the fishing game's graphics are actually pretty darn good for a game of it's calibre
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 02:12    Post subject:
Should have got it endorsed by python:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 02:24    Post subject:
vaifan1986 wrote:
Lutzifer wrote:
if people can play fishing simulations, they can play this as well Laughing

What?
Fishing simulations? What kind of a moron makes a fishing simulation?
And more importantly, who the fuck buys them? Confused

I loved Sega Bass Fishing for the dreamcast Very Happy

edit:
Damn looks extremely fun indeed
Laughing


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tolanri




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 02:29    Post subject:
vaifan1986 wrote:
What?
Fishing simulations? What kind of a moron makes a fishing simulation?
And more importantly, who the fuck buys them? Confused


It's ideal for CoD campers.
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adastar




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 02:35    Post subject:
Fishing games are fun in arcades where they have actual fishing polls. Not sure id play it on a console/pc though
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 04:22    Post subject:
actually ive played many of these games xD

Skycrapper Building Simulator is good, i played it for some days.

Theres another one about Cranes simulation from the same german fellas, played it with an Xbox controller and amazingly it was fun... for a while. got tired of the fucking precise movements that u need to do everything perfectly.

Mining simulator, kinda liked the engine, was kinda cool to see how the game handled sand and dirt etc xD

aaaaand farming simulator, but that one sucked major ass.

Train simulator is the most intrigging idea..... push foward... brake.... wait... load... push foward... 3 hours later. brake.... uju...
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EwarWoo1




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Mar 2010 04:25    Post subject:
tolanri wrote:
vaifan1986 wrote:
What?
Fishing simulations? What kind of a moron makes a fishing simulation?
And more importantly, who the fuck buys them? Confused


It's ideal for CoD campers.

Lol. Aint that the truth.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Apr 2010 13:21    Post subject:
It's out!

Woodcutter Simulator-TiNYiSO

from the nfo:

Quote:
Detailed scenery in 3D graphics
Intriguing, ongoing story
Weather effects, day / night shift
....


Smug
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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Apr 2010 13:50    Post subject:
lol omfg! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Apr 2010 16:12    Post subject:
lol and sexy story - rape someone with axe Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Apr 2010 16:34    Post subject:
Not only is the woodcutter simulator out, yesterday I saw that the Tow Truck simulator and Destruction simulator came out too. And I wish all three were a joke.
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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Apr 2010 22:27    Post subject:
Is there a special controller available?!
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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Apr 2010 22:56    Post subject:
you will be surprised how small games or may i say low budget games, sometimes are adicted.

there was one game named construction destruction that came out something like ..2003 or 2004 from valuesoft and this days i used to test every game that came out, and ..this one was pretty cool:)


now..at the same day this woodcuter sim been released (was yesterday or so), anothere game name" destruction simulator" came out, pretty mutch the same visuals, but i loved the idea of the distruction sim, you have to destroy buildings and to take care the around so the explotions will be as corect as possible without ruin all the buildings around, and i was looking for something like this game Very Happy
http://www.tothegame.com/pc-10207-destruction-simulator-for-pc.html

so..sometimes you may find this kind of game actualy ok;)
didn't install it yet, busy week:( , but i hope it is what i was looking for:)
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Apr 2010 03:31    Post subject:
installing now.

Release Information:

The player assumes the role of a timber worker who slowly works his way
up from small to huge orders, where he even has to fell mammoth trees.
You receive orders for the safe removal of trees in gardens or parks, the
preparation of building sites and the production of firebreaks. In
addition to the tree felling you have to take care of the processing,
such as debarking or sawing as well as the wood transport to the
processing facilities.
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dickybob26
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Apr 2010 04:04    Post subject:
Most fishing games suck for pc,ive yet to see a good one thats not arcadey that has course fishing only fishsim2 is ok and the latest fishing simulator 2010 is beyond a joke,i really hope a developer see's this gap in the market for a true fishing game.
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Apr 2010 04:12    Post subject:
Arbit3r wrote:
Let's just wait for a toilet cleaner simulator or smth like that.


I think Clamp Simulator will be next tbh.
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