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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:06    Post subject: so...
...how useless is this void anyway? more or less useless than me? i think less also hi!
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Lord_IpwnU
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:09    Post subject:
Hi FP, have you ever thrown a piece of bread to pigeons or seagulls on a boat/yacht?
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feedingpigeons




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:18    Post subject:
no but im gonna someday. but first i must find myself a boat or a yacht and some bread.


sense no make what the fuck
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Lord_IpwnU
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:25    Post subject:
I can handle the yacht part, One of my friend's friend has a 10m long yacht but I don't have any bread since we always eat cake. (Also she hasn't been posting here so often lately)

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feedingpigeons




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd May 2010 16:44    Post subject:
then i shall bring the bread and some cake too


sense no make what the fuck
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th May 2010 00:17    Post subject:
FUCK YO BIRDS!
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RMFX




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th May 2010 00:23    Post subject:
Lord_IpwnU wrote:
Hi FP, have you ever thrown a piece of bread to pigeons or seagulls on a boat/yacht?


I have, when I was a child. I've heard since then that if you lace the bread with paracetamol that the seagull will explode. I''n not sure if it's true or not but I'd like to find out. I don't want to have any blood on my hands though so if feedingpigeons could test this out for me and let me know I'd appreciate it.
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th May 2010 00:39    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th May 2010 01:03    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
Seagulls are like flying rats, people feed them here with bicarbonate of soda, which makes them swell up and ultimately explode. Takes a while though...


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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th May 2010 01:06    Post subject:
That's just urban legend (a stupid one, at that). Rice doesn't kill birds either.
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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th May 2010 01:21    Post subject:
How long, exactly? Maybe it died from old age? Razz

Have to admit I never bothered to even try it (when I was a kid those stupid seagulls tasted the wrath of my mighty pellet rifle!) but everywhere the exploding seagulls is mentioned, it's always said that it's because they can't burp and the gas build-up kills them.

Which of course sounds completely ridiculous since seagulls can regurgitate to feed their young (or to dispose of bad food).
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th May 2010 01:25    Post subject:
Anyway, why all the hate with these charming low-class birds Sad
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feedingpigeons




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th May 2010 08:28    Post subject:
RMFX wrote:
Lord_IpwnU wrote:
Hi FP, have you ever thrown a piece of bread to pigeons or seagulls on a boat/yacht?


I have, when I was a child. I've heard since then that if you lace the bread with paracetamol that the seagull will explode. I''n not sure if it's true or not but I'd like to find out. I don't want to have any blood on my hands though so if feedingpigeons could test this out for me and let me know I'd appreciate it.


i wish i could try that because it sounds hilarious but i made a promise to only use my awesome pigeon feeding powers to help those in need
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