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 Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 03:52 Post subject: Summer plans ruined |
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Honestly, lately I havent had any real problems to be complaining about. Sure I have finals or whatever but thats every semester. But this really fucking pissed me off. So heres the situation:
Grandma came to visit from the other side of the world. She came at the beginning of January (this year). It was cool and stuff for her to visit or whatever. Anyways at first I thought she would leave in the beginning of January, nope. Then I thought shes leaving in June because thats what my mother told me. But then today I was told shes leaving in fucking OCTOBER! 
This is a big problem because my and my current gf(not the fat bitch from october/november) were planning to hangout at my house almost everyday this summer but now I got this fucked up situation. I cant bring a girl home in front of grandma without getting weird looks. My girl is cool with grandma being here but grandma will probably think Im having sex with my gf if we stay in my room too long
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought she was gonna leave in June. I was counting on it and looking forward to it. And she stays home all day every day. I gotta go through this gay shit all fukcing summer
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 03:58 Post subject: |
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You know, your grandmother was once young too. She will understand.
Grow up.
Oh, and
fuck her in teh butt
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 04:02 Post subject: |
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Yea but she was young in the old skool world. Things were different back then and shes not from America. My parents are more lenient but even they flipped out on me when I let an asian girl move in to my room last year
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 04:25 Post subject: |
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| timechange01 wrote: | | Yea but she was young in the old skool world. Things were different back then and shes not from America. My parents are more lenient but even they flipped out on me when I let an asian girl move in to my room last year |
That's because Asian girls are impossible to kick out.
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 04:29 Post subject: |
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Forget outside its too hot in the summer. I was looking forward to relaxing on my bed with my girl in an air conditioned room and not worry about being accused of having sex
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 05:05 Post subject: |
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lol, speak of the devil.
I have plans for houseboating in Shuswap lake in BC that I've already got $900 spent on that I might have to walk away from because I just took a new promotion :/
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 08:05 Post subject: |
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| timechange01 wrote: | | Forget outside its too hot in the summer. I was looking forward to relaxing on my bed with my girl in an air conditioned room and not worry about being accused of having sex |
haha you think its hot ? Try living where i live mate, like fucking 90% humidity everyday in the summer and damn near 110 heat index each day
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 09:09 Post subject: |
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Frant
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 11:16 Post subject: |
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get home with a boyfriend and your granny wont give you weird looks, I think 
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 13:17 Post subject: |
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| iconized wrote: | timechange01, just fuck it. Why don't you ask your grandma what she thinks of it?
Try to have a conversation with her, I am sure she will understand you and the fact you like to spend some time together with your gf and I doubt that she will mind.
You only make these bitching threads since you are so insecure, time to to grow up buddy  |
yes and seeing grandma is living in modern times, why not offer to here that if she feels left out when your in ur room with the gf, that maybe she would like to come and sit in and watch or even participate.. |
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Nalo
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 13:25 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 13:28 Post subject: Re: Summer plans ruined |
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| timechange01 wrote: | grandma will probably think Im having sex with my gf if we stay in my room too long
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I think it's pretty obvious to us (and your grandma) you are not getting any. You're safe.
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 15:12 Post subject: |
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Common grow a pair, its a girl not a disease!
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 15:56 Post subject: |
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Relax guy, both your girlfriend and your grandma are probably thinking the same thing:
"What a fucking pussy...  "
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 16:59 Post subject: |
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Lol its not about getting laid. I just wanted to relax at home alone with her over the summer and not worry about stupid shit. I wanted be able to eat in the kitchen, cuddle on the couch and watch a movie without seeing grandma (what if there is nudity in the movie). She walks around the house because she has nothing else to do. And its gonna feel awkward knowing grandma is in the other room when were in my room (ofcourse Im locking the door though)
I was REALLY counting on her leaving in June. Me and my gf we were both counting on it because she knows how much I dislike being asked how to turn on the TV every 5 minutes. Annoying as hell. I thought if I just played it cool with grandma and put up with her crap until June that she will leave but now my entire summer getting taken away
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 17:05 Post subject: |
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| timechange01 wrote: | | (what if there is nudity in the movie |
What the fuck, seriously. Aren't you in your mid 20s? Fuck, I'm just hitting 18 this year and my parents are OK with me watching nude scenes. I mean what the hell.
Your grandma is a person too, you know, she actually gave birth to your mother (or father), I think she knows what sex is...
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 17:18 Post subject: |
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| Nalo wrote: |
yeah granny prob has a few pornos of her of her own anyway |
IN TODAYS HEADLINE
A young boy was caught fucking his grandma in teh butt
more at 11 news |
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 17:48 Post subject: |
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This smells like pubic problems
Empty again 
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 17:55 Post subject: |
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If you are gonna tell your grandma that your gf is coming over in the summer and that you would like to have some casual sex with her, maybe you better use some less obvious words.
Old people like to use the imagination, so instead use whoopsidaisy.
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| Posted: Tue, 25th May 2010 18:01 Post subject: |
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| iconized wrote: | If you are gonna tell your grandma that your gf is coming over in the summer and that you would like to have some casual sex with her, maybe you better use some less obvious words.
Old people like to use the imagination, so instead use whoopsidaisy. |
ask her to give you money for condoms and then say your gf will be here for the summer
and that she can watch
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