8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
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Bansai




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:00    Post subject: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=528824

Really educated people are writing here.

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England.


Hell YEAHHH

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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:23    Post subject:
Landover Baptist is a joke site, made to make fun of REAL fundamentalist idiots Wink


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:27    Post subject:
I can't really figure out if they honestly are serious or not Very Happy


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:37    Post subject:
They're not serious. They absolutely, positively CANNOT be serious. I mean, read the thread! The twat posted the Finnish flag, then when he was corrected by someone, he constantly said HE was right and that the flag he posted as Danish.

"Prove me wrong"

Rolling Eyes

I would seriously love to slap the shit out of every single person on that site. People think SomethingAwful, The Codex or even NFOhump is full of trolls? Those people obviously having visited LOB any time... well... ever.

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total-homer wrote:

My ex-boyfriend was Danish. He was really nice and awesome.

Also, that's the Finnish flag. Not Danish. Danish is more like this:


Cranky Old Man wrote:

You are mistaken. I am very sure I used the correct Danish flag!


total-homer wrote:

Trust me, I'm half-Finnish. I would know a Finnish flag when I see one.


Cranky Old Man wrote:

Why do you keep bringing up Finland? This thread is about Denmark!


total-homer wrote:

I love Finland like you love Jesus.

I keep bringing up Finland cause that's a Finnish flag.


Dirk wrote:

Can you prove we're wrong?


Cock suckers. I'd slap the shit out of all of them, satire or not.
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:43    Post subject:
Sabin, why so serious? Razz

They're just making fun of the fundies.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:46    Post subject:
That's why I said; "Satire or not" -- they're all cock suckers.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:47    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Landover Baptist is a joke site, made to make fun of REAL fundamentalist idiots Wink

*bookmarked* in case I need some quality laughing time Very Happy


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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:49    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
That's why I said; "Satire or not" -- they're all cock suckers.

Yeah, but why are they cocksucers if it's satire?

If they were serious, yeah, that would be retarded. But knowing they are just making fun of christians, don't see what's the problem.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:54    Post subject:
Read some of the threads mate. There's only so far you can carry on a joke, read some of the threads and see.
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 13:57    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
There's only so far you can carry on a joke

No, not really. Wink
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 15:12    Post subject:
I think I would get bored on that forum very quickly


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 15:27    Post subject:
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Kristian




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 19:24    Post subject:
so I assume that whole forum is a trolling forum and not any serious?

Please say yes..


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 19:39    Post subject:
Gotta be that way - it's entertaining though Smile


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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 20:07    Post subject:
We should have forum achievements/awards like those dolts do.

If some religious trolls can have medals, I want some too!

If anyone has a LoB account, click on one of those awards and see if there's anything about how they're granted? NMA forums has a pretty nifty achievement system as well ( http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=21 just check the posters' sigs) but afaik that's done manually on a request basis.


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 20:16    Post subject:
yep but look I just gave you 1 award


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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 20:21    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
yep but look I just gave you 1 award


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SilverBlue




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 00:10    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
so I assume that whole forum is a trolling forum and not any serious?

Please say yes..


Pretty much yea. You might say its a "honeytrap" for any overly religious people who stumble upon it. Unfortunately, the people there are fucking nuts. Smile
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 00:18    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
so I assume that whole forum is a trolling forum and not any serious?

Please say yes..
dis
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 08:48    Post subject:
Oh for fucks sake, do you people not read the replies in this thread? My post, THE FIRST REPLY, describes what it is, come on..


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Frant
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 09:14    Post subject:
This is the real deal though:

http://www.godhatesfags.com/written/index.html


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 10:48    Post subject:
Ah yes, the Westboro Baptist Church Sad Fucking nutcase cult... I watched the Louis Theroux expose on them. Creepy stuff.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 12:05    Post subject:
DdoS that mofo
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SilverBlue




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 12:12    Post subject:
Nah dont do that. It might make them thing armageddon is coming and gods only know what those crazies might do (suicide pact, dig up their assault rifles, go on a rampage with them, etc Cool Face )
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John_Rembeu




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 13:14    Post subject:
What's weird about that site is that there are users with 300+ posts arguing with the trolls, is that ignorance or are they contributing to the ruse.

Trolling a troll seems redundant.
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SilverBlue




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 15:31    Post subject:
Dont know, the post counts might be fake.
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Kristian




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Jun 2010 17:11    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Oh for fucks sake, do you people not read the replies in this thread? My post, THE FIRST REPLY, describes what it is, come on..

Why would we do such a crazy thing as read the replies before we post?
wtf do you think we are? normal or something?

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