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garus
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deelix
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 01:09 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 02:51 Post subject: |
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just played it for about half a hour, it IS shit. reminds me of another game, forgot the name of that one though
it's kinda like manhunt, but...
- most boring level design i've ever seen
- same goes for combat/items/gameplay in general
- every bear is a damn clone, just the colours differ. yes, they've all got different names and supposedly varied AI behaviour, but that doesn't change anything about them being fucking clones!
- no blood and gore. over-the-top cartoon violence like in fairytale fights would have been a redeeming factor for the fetishists out there
- special/finishing moves (which the game is all about, after all) are unspectacular to say the least
- the AI has about the same IQ you'd expect from heads filled with cotton
i could go on and on, but here's the bottom line: game is a steaming pos, yet there's one reason to finish it - watch the credits and look up the narrator as well as the guy who wrote that shitty excuse for a script, cause the use of the word "naughty" in this game is obnoxious and overabundant so such an extent that it necessitates the forced entry of giant cacti up their urethras.
rating:  /10
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 03:09 Post subject: |
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oh by all means sabin, give it a try - in fact, the game is so good that i had to represent its godlike over 9000 score in custom designed hexadecimal values which just happens to be "lol" and is accidentally - but fitting - interpreted as a smiling face full of happiness by this forum.
those lines full of rage above the rating are just there to deter the infidels from playing this piece of art coded by jesus himself.
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 06:30 Post subject: |
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Damn, so people don't really like this game so far .
I was actually considering buying it for PS3 because it looked like fun in the trailers.. :/
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azzman
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 07:23 Post subject: |
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| bushwacka wrote: | just played it for about half a hour, it IS shit. reminds me of another game, forgot the name of that one though
it's kinda like manhunt, but...
- most boring level design i've ever seen
- same goes for combat/items/gameplay in general
- every bear is a damn clone, just the colours differ. yes, they've all got different names and supposedly varied AI behaviour, but that doesn't change anything about them being fucking clones!
- no blood and gore. over-the-top cartoon violence like in fairytale fights would have been a redeeming factor for the fetishists out there
- special/finishing moves (which the game is all about, after all) are unspectacular to say the least
- the AI has about the same IQ you'd expect from heads filled with cotton
i could go on and on, but here's the bottom line: game is a steaming pos, yet there's one reason to finish it - watch the credits and look up the narrator as well as the guy who wrote that shitty excuse for a script, cause the use of the word "naughty" in this game is obnoxious and overabundant so such an extent that it necessitates the forced entry of giant cacti up their urethras.
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Was going to download the 700meg rip , but dont think I can be bothered extracting and FTPing to the 360 now. Thanks for the review
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 09:31 Post subject: |
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Thanks a lot for saving time and effort. Anyway, why people bother to make such crap?
11th "Thou shalt not flash"
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 09:45 Post subject: Re: [XBOX360] Naughty Bear |
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| acRon_ wrote: | | Trailer: LINK |
Seriously, there is something very disturbing in this trailer (I haven't bothered looking at others)... Not sure what it is, maybe the squealing of the other bear, but it's very disturbing...  |
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 11:25 Post subject: |
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Damn and I downloaded and burned it to play it after work :<. I hate mondays :< ...
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apcarr
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 12:55 Post subject: |
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pos,tried it on my jtag (extracted its only 740mb) My advise...give it a miss
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Epsilon
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Jun 2010 17:49 Post subject: |
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Dupe thread, also wrong title format. Continue here
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