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LeoNatan
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 Posted: Thu, 17th Jun 2010 03:45 Post subject: Celebrity Sex Tapes - What Ifs |
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http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/947994:BlogPost:379821
Some really funny ones 
| Quote: | Woman: Oh yeah J.J. [Abrams], just like that!
J.J.: Here we are, simply having sex. Not suspecting a thing.
Woman: Yeah, right there! Oh yeah, that feels so good!
J.J.: Neither of us suspects that at any moment a mysterious third person might appear.
Woman: What?
J.J.: Yeah baby! You’re so sexy! Don’t stop!
Woman: No, what was that part about the third person showing up?
J.J.: Don’t worry about it. It’s not a big deal. Let’s just keep making sweet love.
Woman: Um, okay… Yes! That’s the spot! Harder!
J.J.: I lied. It is a big deal.
Woman: Is that—Who the fuck just got into the bed with us?
J.J.: Whoa, I don’t know. How will this crazy mystery ever be solved?
Woman: Is that your brother? That looks like your brother.
J.J.: Are you sure? Maybe it’s me from the future.
Woman: Damnit J.J., he’s groping me now. Carl, if that’s you, please leave, I didn’t say okay to J.J.’s stupid prank.
Carl: Hi, Tina.
J.J.: And……. cut! Stay tuned next week for the thrilling finale.
Woman: We’re both still here. |
| Quote: | Eddie [Murphy]: Oooh ya, do it. That’s the spot!
Eddie: (female voice) Yeah baby. Give it to momma.
Eddie: Uh-huh. You go girl.
Eddie: (female voice) You are one sexy looking man, Eddie Murphy.
Eddie: Oh, I know, sugar.
Eddie: (grandma voice) I bet you guys didn’t realize Grandma was invited!
Eddie: What?! Grandma? You’re so crazy!
Eddie: (grandma voice) Yep, Grandma’s here to school all you youngin’s. Let me just do my thang!
Eddie: (female voice) Ooh la la, Grandma! You’re tickling all my lady-parts.
Eddie: Wait a second, is that? It can’t be…
Eddie: (little kid voice) Yep, it’s me, Little Eddie! Hi everybody!
Eddie: Get out of here, Little Eddie. You’re too young for this!
Eddie: (little kid voice) Awww, shucks!
Eddie: Phew, that was close. It was getting pretty hot and steamy in here.
Eddie: (deep voice) Did someone say hot and steamy? It’s me, Fat Eddie. I came looking for some hot and steamy food because I am so fat.
Eddie: Hahaha!
Eddie: (grandma voice) Hahaha!
Eddie: (female voice) Hahaha!
Eddie: This is the best family reunion ever. |
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George lucas was a nice touch
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