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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jan 2010 05:04    Post subject: Massage Parlor Handjob Protocol.
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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jan 2010 05:26    Post subject:
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Most likely, though, she'll want more money. Tell her you're broke and make up another story about how your pet just died or you just sent all of your money to a Nigerian prince. If this fails immediately make sure you display the twenty dollar bill. Escorts aren't like normal humans because their senses are trained to recognize the sight and smell of money and they become physically stimulated by it, causing them to throw caution to the wind. In short, it's like fucking opium to them.

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