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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 03:57 Post subject: Dicks |
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Apparently me and my company broke over 30 glasses last nigh we were in the bar we visit. Fucking waiter is gonna get his head chewed off if I wasn't worried about police showing up again. Anyway this is a story about two dumb fucks, in total.
1. About a month ago stupid fuck "warns" us the bar is closing by throwing a cigarette tray(or beer bottle, dont know), almost at my cousin in the head (it hit the floor instead), and telling us to get out. My friend didn't want to make a scene out of it so I kept quiet.
2. Last weekend me and my friend get into a verbal fight with this fuck, and I try to apologize to the guy as I only called him an "idiot" in the form while I was telling my fiend "get the fuck away from that idiot, hes not worth it". I start arguing with the guy and and some fuck calls the fucking police. There was no actual physical conflict but the fucks still somehow decided it was worth of court??? Guess how the fuck that called the police was?
3. Day after that I was pushed a bit by this girl and I knock over a chair and he start shitting me why am I breaking shit, while I immediately pulled the chair up.
4. Today that same fuck of a waiter start shitting me I broke 30 glasses in the bar. WTF? How the fuck did I even come in contact with 30 glasses?
Fucking bitch deserves some revenge, or just keep it cool? I'm so pissed, and he would have gotten pounded if it wasn't for another waiter, and the bar owner, who I'm friends with.
P.S.
The other "dumb fuck" was the "idiot" I called in the second paragraph. He just doesn't want to leave it alone. This time he attacked my friend for an innocent remark in the form of "life is life" (different phrase, but he obviously didn't get it). He should get pounded too right?
Only reason I didn't get in a fight today because that other waiter told me to keep it cool, and I'd be a better man, but I'm really starting to doubt that.
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 04:31 Post subject: |
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why the fuckety fuck would you keep going back ?
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 04:46 Post subject: |
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Because I'm still drunk.
It is called the useless void for a fucking reason so drunk fucks like me can complain about shit noone cares about.
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 04:52 Post subject: |
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shouldnt this be in the bitching session anyway ?
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Frant
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 07:21 Post subject: |
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tell the owner...
"There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this planet, you are guilty, fuck you, end of report, next case, NEXT FUCKING CASE! Your birth certificate is proof of guilt!" - George Carlin
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 09:43 Post subject: |
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Really , change the bar and stop being a dick 
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Saner
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 10:53 Post subject: |
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Quick, post it on facebook
ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 11:13 Post subject: |
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Last edited by Yondaime on Mon, 2nd Dec 2024 15:51; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 12:00 Post subject: Re: Dicks |
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BearishSun wrote: | Apparently me and my company broke over 30 glasses last nigh we were in the bar we visit. Fucking waiter is gonna get his head chewed off if I wasn't worried about police showing up again. Anyway this is a story about two dumb fucks, in total.
1. About a month ago stupid fuck "warns" us the bar is closing by throwing a cigarette tray(or beer bottle, dont know), almost at my cousin in the head (it hit the floor instead), and telling us to get out. My friend didn't want to make a scene out of it so I kept quiet.
2. Last weekend me and my friend get into a verbal fight with this fuck, and I try to apologize to the guy as I only called him an "idiot" in the form while I was telling my fiend "get the fuck away from that idiot, hes not worth it". I start arguing with the guy and and some fuck calls the fucking police. There was no actual physical conflict but the fucks still somehow decided it was worth of court??? Guess how the fuck that called the police was?
3. Day after that I was pushed a bit by this girl and I knock over a chair and he start shitting me why am I breaking shit, while I immediately pulled the chair up.
4. Today that same fuck of a waiter start shitting me I broke 30 glasses in the bar. WTF? How the fuck did I even come in contact with 30 glasses?
Fucking bitch deserves some revenge, or just keep it cool? I'm so pissed, and he would have gotten pounded if it wasn't for another waiter, and the bar owner, who I'm friends with.
P.S.
The other "dumb fuck" was the "idiot" I called in the second paragraph. He just doesn't want to leave it alone. This time he attacked my friend for an innocent remark in the form of "life is life" (different phrase, but he obviously didn't get it). He should get pounded too right?
Only reason I didn't get in a fight today because that other waiter told me to keep it cool, and I'd be a better man, but I'm really starting to doubt that. |
change bar, dont drink a lot maybe you broke 30 glasses and you dont remember it
are you from those guys that are crawling on the pavements after the hang over? 
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Slizza
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 12:23 Post subject: |
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You and your boyfriend should start drinking in more heterosexual establishments.
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Lutzifer
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 12:42 Post subject: |
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if you re friends with the owner and another waiter of that bar, why not try to settle the issues when sober like normal people?
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 15:33 Post subject: |
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Yondaime wrote: | Sounds like you or your friend started the problem. Why would the waiter throw a cigarette tray (or beer bottle, eeeerrrm, they're not even similar in appearance, are you sure you're not confusing things here????) for no reason?
He seems like a cunt indeed, but there's obviously more to this story than you're telling us/than you know. lol |
Didn't know what it was because it broke on impact.
Anyway, maybe I did break it indeed I dont remember. Anyway ignore the thread I was fucking wasted last night.
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 17:07 Post subject: Re: Dicks |
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BearishSun wrote: | Apparently me and my company broke over 30 glasses last nigh we were in the bar we visit. Fucking waiter is gonna get his head chewed off if I wasn't worried about police showing up again. Anyway this is a story about two dumb fucks, in total.
1. About a month ago stupid fuck "warns" us the bar is closing by throwing a cigarette tray(or beer bottle, dont know), almost at my cousin in the head (it hit the floor instead), and telling us to get out. My friend didn't want to make a scene out of it so I kept quiet.
2. Last weekend me and my friend get into a verbal fight with this fuck, and I try to apologize to the guy as I only called him an "idiot" in the form while I was telling my fiend "get the fuck away from that idiot, hes not worth it". I start arguing with the guy and and some fuck calls the fucking police. There was no actual physical conflict but the fucks still somehow decided it was worth of court??? Guess how the fuck that called the police was?
3. Day after that I was pushed a bit by this girl and I knock over a chair and he start shitting me why am I breaking shit, while I immediately pulled the chair up.
4. Today that same fuck of a waiter start shitting me I broke 30 glasses in the bar. WTF? How the fuck did I even come in contact with 30 glasses?
Fucking bitch deserves some revenge, or just keep it cool? I'm so pissed, and he would have gotten pounded if it wasn't for another waiter, and the bar owner, who I'm friends with.
P.S.
The other "dumb fuck" was the "idiot" I called in the second paragraph. He just doesn't want to leave it alone. This time he attacked my friend for an innocent remark in the form of "life is life" (different phrase, but he obviously didn't get it). He should get pounded too right?
Only reason I didn't get in a fight today because that other waiter told me to keep it cool, and I'd be a better man, but I'm really starting to doubt that. |

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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 17:18 Post subject: |
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 18:20 Post subject: |
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I suggest you just go in there and actually break 30 glasses, if hes gonne blame you for 30 you might aswell break 30.
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 18:40 Post subject: |
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sabin1981 wrote: | Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork  |
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 18:50 Post subject: |
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BearishSun what do you have so many stories about you behaving like an asshole?
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 18:52 Post subject: |
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AnimalMother wrote: | BearishSun what do you have so many stories about you behaving like an asshole? |
coz I drink too much...
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 19:20 Post subject: |
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AnimalMother wrote: | BearishSun what do you have so many stories about you behaving like an asshole? |
perhaps?
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Lutzifer
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 19:28 Post subject: |
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 19:31 Post subject: |
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GeordieRacer wrote: | AnimalMother wrote: | BearishSun what do you have so many stories about you behaving like an asshole? |
perhaps? |
BearishSun what do you have so many stories about you behaving like an asshole?
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 19:36 Post subject: |
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BearishSun wrote: | GeordieRacer wrote: | AnimalMother wrote: | BearishSun what do you have so many stories about you behaving like an asshole? |
perhaps? |
BearishSun what do you have so many stories about you behaving like an asshole? |
Ewww, dick! 
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Lutzifer
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Posted: Sat, 2nd Oct 2010 19:54 Post subject: |
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hahahaha
there are only three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes! xD
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Posted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2010 06:37 Post subject: |
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Lutzifer wrote: | hahahaha
there are only three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes! xD |
No wonder you want me so bad, it so clear now. Cause I know I'm (and have) a HUGE DICK 
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Lutzifer
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Posted: Sun, 3rd Oct 2010 11:33 Post subject: |
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it was a reference to "Team America", but your ass-ass-ment is not far off either, hahahahahaha
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