| Page 1 of 4 |
helvete
Posts: 2727
Location: Sweden
|
 Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 09:21 Post subject: Assaulted by fucking little shits |
|
 |
Fucking kids these days! Was gonna take the commuter train home last night when I was assaulted on the train station. A swarm of kids (age 18-20) were overwhelmed by jealosy when they feasted their eyes on the stunning beauty that is my face. In a fierce display of cuntiness they mobbed up on me and went to work. My forehead is a mess and I have a split lip. Received several kicks to the body as well. Lucky really, could have gone much worse. No broken nose and all teeth are intact, though my jaw is pretty damned sore. I think I remember what they look like so if anyone's up for some big game hunting I have a few good ideas.
CUNTS!
REPOST
Last edited by helvete on Sun, 11th Jul 2010 15:01; edited 1 time in total
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 09:47 Post subject: |
|
|
Yup, common thing in Sweden sadly. Happens to one of my buddies pretty much monthly after a night of drinking.
Worst thing is, police doesn't care for shit.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 09:50 Post subject: |
|
|
What...? For no apparent reason 20 kids attacked you and got you to the ground and kicked you in the body?
Did nobody see what was happening?
Did you not punch back with the power of a falcon punch?
And by kids I am under the understanding that you mean ~6-14 year olds and not a bunch of teenagers.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 10:21 Post subject: |
|
|
Some teenage punks robbed my buddy a few weeks ago. Beat him up so he could barely move for a week.
Kids these days. :/
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 11:12 Post subject: |
|
|
Don't talk like that, kids are our future.. and the future is apocalypse 
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 11:24 Post subject: |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Nalo
nothing
Posts: 13516
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 11:46 Post subject: |
|
|
Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 07:05; edited 2 times in total
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 12:11 Post subject: |
|
|
And then ppl are wondering why some carry guns 
I bet if you shot one of those bastards others would thing twice before coming at you... stupid jerks...
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 12:30 Post subject: |
|
|
I really don't know how you people get assaulted so fucking randomly. Just last night I walked home from central malmö to southern part of the city alone, I've done this thousands of time at various hours of the night and never been assaulted.
I really have no idea how people manage to get their asses kicked for no reason at all....
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Nalo
nothing
Posts: 13516
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 12:46 Post subject: |
|
|
Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 07:05; edited 2 times in total
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 12:46 Post subject: |
|
|
blattar antar jag?
börja gå med kniv, det gör jag.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 12:55 Post subject: |
|
|
| Nalo wrote: | | Prefetian wrote: | I really don't know how you people get assaulted so fucking randomly. Just last night I walked home from central malmö to southern part of the city alone, I've done this thousands of time at various hours of the night and never been assaulted.
I really have no idea how people manage to get their asses kicked for no reason at all.... |
yeah me too 
 |
I wasn't trying to be or act tough, I just don't get how people manage to get randomly assaulted for no reason at all. I know that it may happen but then again there are very few incidents where people get their ass kicked for no reason at all. Usually some sort of verbal exchange takes place just before the asskicking begins.
Ohh yeah, If anything I act more cowardly than tough when going home alone, if I see a bunch of crackheads I turn around and don't actually play superman and bump into the smackheads.
| JahLux wrote: | blattar antar jag?
börja gå med kniv, det gör jag. |
Ohh, and that's the dumbest thing you can do...you'll probably get cut yourself with your own knife. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
_SiN_
Megatron
Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 13:27 Post subject: |
|
|
Lowlifes like that deserve no fucking respect in this world - I hope they die slowly in a fucking car fire. Or, they get to see their parents die that way.
Fuck, I hate fucking scum like that. Ugh..
Watercooled 5950X | AORUS Master X570 | Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC | 64Gb RAM | 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p | etc etc
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Rofl_Mao
Posts: 3187
Location: Nederland
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 13:48 Post subject: |
|
|
Give them one of these, works every time
| Lopin18 wrote: | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.  |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
helvete
Posts: 2727
Location: Sweden
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 15:13 Post subject: |
|
|
Sorry, was a bit tired when I wrote the OP. Clarification: the "kids" were 18-20 in age, there weren't 18-20 of them, thank Jeebus. I'm 30 so I, of course, have started calling anyone 10+ years younger than I "kid", as is my due as an old bastard. 
Oh and it didn't happen for "no reason at all". There was indeed a verbal exhange before the beating began, as there always is. Can't remember what was said though. It usually doesn't matter.
| JahLux wrote: | blattar antar jag?
börja gå med kniv, det gör jag. |
Faktiskt inte, denna gången.
REPOST
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 15:14 Post subject: |
|
|
I'm all up for some big game hunting, all I want is a gun and a couple of bullets. I wouldn't mind going to prison / dying for making this world a better place
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 15:14 Post subject: |
|
|
| Newty182 wrote: | | sabin1981 wrote: | So Sweden = England, these days? Sad  |
In England you would pretty much be guaranteed the group were caught on CCTV somewhere in the station. |
Besides that, I go to and from London by train on a regular basis, and spent many hours on the underground, commonly at night, and I have never encountered even a hint of violence. Then again I do look like a hard bastard! 
I have been attacked in my tiny home town though, there were about 8 of them. Thankfully I got in a lucky punch on one of them and I heard something crack and he started screaming like a bitch. So they all legged it pulling the pussy along. I only got hit once, and it didn't hurt at the time, but it ached badly the next day. They were only about 16 or so though, and that makes a big difference compared to 20 year olds. I couldn't run because they surrounded me as I tried to walk past them, otherwise I probably would have.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
tw1st
Posts: 6112
Location: New Jersey
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 16:18 Post subject: |
|
|
this is why you need to start carrying a weapon.
Look I'm all for a fair fight and all, but one guy getting jumped by 20 people isn't exactly fair....
| BenQ XL2420T 24" 120Hz | Ducky Shine III 9008 White LED - Brown MX | Logitech G9x |
| Corsair Carbide 400R | Asus Sabertooth z77 | i7 3770K @ 4.3Ghz - 1.200v | CM Hyper 212 Evo - Push/Pull |
| SLI eVGA 4GB GTX980 ACX SC | Vengeance 16GB RAM 1600 DDR3 | AX850w PSU | Samsung 840Pro 128GB SSD | WD Black 1TB HD |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 16:26 Post subject: |
|
|
| tw1st wrote: | this is why you need to start carrying a weapon.
Look I'm all for a fair fight and all, but one guy getting jumped by 20 people isn't exactly fair.... |
"Is that a mini-nuke in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 16:41 Post subject: |
|
|
| tw1st wrote: | this is why you need to start carrying a weapon.
Look I'm all for a fair fight and all, but one guy getting jumped by 20 people isn't exactly fair.... |
Yeah carry a weapon so that instead your attackers decide to pick up a pipe or something and beat you to death with it. A knife is useless against 20 people, they'll just end up disarming you and using it against you. Often running is the best strategy, because even if you are successful with your knife, you just end up getting charged with manslaughter.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 16:54 Post subject: |
|
|
| AnimalMother wrote: | | tw1st wrote: | this is why you need to start carrying a weapon.
Look I'm all for a fair fight and all, but one guy getting jumped by 20 people isn't exactly fair.... |
Yeah carry a weapon so that instead your attackers decide to pick up a pipe or something and beat you to death with it. A knife is useless against 20 people, they'll just end up disarming you and using it against you. Often running is the best strategy, because even if you are successful with your knife, you just end up getting charged with manslaughter. |
Another sidenote might be a good idea to take out your wallet, break out a couple of notes and throw them in the air, that way they'll be busy chasing the money and it'll give you a nice headstart.
You might lose some money but you won't get fucked up cause your mini-nuke malfunctioned.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 17:06 Post subject: |
|
|
| AnimalMother wrote: | | tw1st wrote: | this is why you need to start carrying a weapon.
Look I'm all for a fair fight and all, but one guy getting jumped by 20 people isn't exactly fair.... |
Yeah carry a weapon so that instead your attackers decide to pick up a pipe or something and beat you to death with it. A knife is useless against 20 people, they'll just end up disarming you and using it against you. Often running is the best strategy, because even if you are successful with your knife, you just end up getting charged with manslaughter. |
what if you cant run? thought about that ? You pull out the knife and start waving with it like a madman, unless they are retarded they wont do shit, its not worth getting stabbed for
ive had to use a knife i dunno how many times and it has saved me from getting beaten/robbed and yes i have stabbed people lol
@Prefetian no it would not be the dumbest thing since i own a stiletto knife
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 17:15 Post subject: |
|
|
| JahLux wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | | tw1st wrote: | this is why you need to start carrying a weapon.
Look I'm all for a fair fight and all, but one guy getting jumped by 20 people isn't exactly fair.... |
Yeah carry a weapon so that instead your attackers decide to pick up a pipe or something and beat you to death with it. A knife is useless against 20 people, they'll just end up disarming you and using it against you. Often running is the best strategy, because even if you are successful with your knife, you just end up getting charged with manslaughter. |
what if you cant run? thought about that ? You pull out the knife and start waving with it like a madman, unless they are retarded they wont do shit, its not worth getting stabbed for
ive had to use a knife i dunno how many times and it has saved me from getting beaten/robbed and yes i have stabbed people lol
@Prefetian no it would not be the dumbest thing since i own a stiletto knife |
You do know that waiving it around like a madman (read as; a retard) doesn't do shit if the other people can throw shit at you, like rocks or other crap they can find lying on the ground.
So essentially you're acting like a "blatte" yourself by going around with a knife...and actually stabbing people.
You're actually making the situation worse by pulling out a knife, cause what if the other guy owns a gun?
I mean, I'd rather get my ass kicked unarmed then someone grabbing the knife away from me and stabbing me with it. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Nalo
nothing
Posts: 13516
|
| Posted: Sun, 11th Jul 2010 17:21 Post subject: |
|
|
Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 07:05; edited 2 times in total
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
| Page 1 of 4 |
All times are GMT + 1 Hour |
