FML!!
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 23:56    Post subject: FML!!
The roomate I have owns the house I live in, well she quit her job to go back to school and had someone fill an empty room.

Plot twist

She's a gorgeous lesbian with a hot as fuck GF.

Her room is right next door to mine.

IM DRILLING A FUCKING PEEP HOLE!

I thought things like this only happened in movies


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Neon
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 23:59    Post subject:
Ask them if they want to use a warm dildo Cool Face
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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 00:12    Post subject:
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 01:50    Post subject:
holy sheeeeeeeeeit, fuck them in the butt!
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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 01:53    Post subject:
Record and share that gross pussy on pussy action!


"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 05:30    Post subject:
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 08:28    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Be careful with the peeping buddy!


Very Happy Laughing
Laughing Laughing Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Roach_666




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 08:52    Post subject:
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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 09:10    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Be careful with the peeping buddy!


Very Happy Laughing



LOL


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Sellob




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 09:11    Post subject:
Where's the FML part in this thread?
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 10:17    Post subject:
There are no such thing as lesbians, they are all bi at some level!
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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 10:18    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
There are no such thing as lesbians, they are all bi at some level!


Yes, and they want your manstick inside of 'em. Slap


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Acer




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 10:38    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
There are no such thing as lesbians, they are all bi at some level!



I have a theory on this, either a woman is lesbian by choice or because she has no other choice because no man would touch her with a stick...


Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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Sellob




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 11:11    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
deelix wrote:
There are no such thing as lesbians, they are all bi at some level!



I have a theory on this, either a woman is lesbian by choice or because she has no other choice because no man would touch her with a stick...


Reminds me of this

 Spoiler:
 
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 11:52    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
The roomate I have owns the house I live in, well she quit her job to go back to school and had someone fill an empty room.

Plot twist

She's a gorgeous lesbian with a hot as fuck GF.

IM DRILLING A FUCKING PEEP HOLE!


Fucking male! Chauvinist pig! Disgusting creep! OMG!
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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 11:54    Post subject:
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 11:57    Post subject:
Feminist can still fancy women. We should castrate ourselves.


sar·​casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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xxax
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 12:05    Post subject:
...didn't i write something in here? Or am i having hallucinations?
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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 12:27    Post subject:
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 12:32    Post subject: Re: FML!!
SpykeZ wrote:
hot as fuck GF.

IM DRILLING A FUCKING PEEP HOLE!


well there you did it, you unleashed the Sin Laughing
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Saner




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 12:38    Post subject:
garus wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
The roomate I have owns the house I live in, well she quit her job to go back to school and had someone fill an empty room.

Plot twist

She's a gorgeous lesbian with a hot as fuck GF.

IM DRILLING A FUCKING PEEP HOLE!


Fucking male! Chauvinist pig! Disgusting creep! OMG!

Exactly. We should all be feminists.



I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Neon
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 13:00    Post subject:
They weren't in the kitchen, how could they? Smug Laughing
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 13:07    Post subject:
When can we expect pics?
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 22:10    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Be careful with the peeping buddy!


Very Happy Laughing


ROFLMAO!! When the fuck doesn't Ixi deliver!?

xxax wrote:
...didn't i write something in here? Or am i having hallucinations?


Ya you did but...it "disappeared"


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 22:49    Post subject:
Do as instructed in the image below by one of your brethren

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