Sweet home alabama- Near death experience
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 20:02    Post subject: Sweet home alabama- Near death experience




Near death experience @ 2:28


Future of gaming by Bioware:

"WHEN YOU PRESS A BUTTON, SOMETHING AWESOME HAS TO HAPPEN."
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 20:13    Post subject:


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 21:03    Post subject:
I smiled!


Space for rent. Contact me for rates!
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Sep 2010 23:23    Post subject:
@sabathius___
At first I was like... and then I thought you were an idiot Cool Face


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Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 00:34    Post subject:
woof grinhurt


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 01:38    Post subject:
Man the harpoons !
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Ronhrin
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 01:47    Post subject:
When the Aliens come and ask "give us the worst of your species!"

I would obliterate her and deliver them Hitler's clone!

Laughing lol wut
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 01:53    Post subject:
You know that that is a trick question? They are asking you to play god and your answer will result in you being obliterated. Compare it with this:
Cool Face


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Ronhrin
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 01:57    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
You know that that is a trick question? They are asking you to play god and your answer will result in you being obliterated. Compare it with this:
Cool Face


It's actually a question with double meaning.

And what I meant was that my response to that question would be ignoring the stupidity line of worse, and deliver them the worse as defined in a moral line.

Get it? Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 02:04    Post subject:
Yep I get it but you don't Laughing Wink


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Ronhrin
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 02:11    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Yep I get it but you don't Laughing Wink


The nature of that video does not apply to my situation.

Besides, I never said the aliens would obliterate me, if I got it wrong Wink
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 02:22    Post subject:
Lets keep it short in the most preposterous situation I will ever be asked to name the worst of the human species by aliens, I will ask them what do you mean by worst? Arthur in that video also asked for more information about the question and that was the end for the bridge keeper.

* Saddam Hussein is responsible for the deaths of 1 million people and new mass graves are found every month.
* Pol Pot is responsible for the deaths of nearly 2.3 million people.
* Vladimir Lenin is responsible for the deaths of nearly 3.5 million people.
* Adolph Hitler is responsible for nearly 11 million deaths about half of which were killed because of their Jewish beliefs.
* King Leopold II, of Belgium is responsible for an estimated 15 million deaths in the Congo Free State (now Zaire).
* Mao Tse-tung is responsible for upwards of 40 million deaths.
* Joseph Stalin is responsible for the deaths of more than 50 million people. This number increases every year as new records of his brutality are found.
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 02:43    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Lets keep it short in the most preposterous situation I will ever be asked to name the worst of the human species by aliens, I will ask them what do you mean by worst? Arthur in that video also asked for more information about the question and that was the end for the bridge keeper.

* Saddam Hussein is responsible for the deaths of 1 million people and new mass graves are found every month.
* Pol Pot is responsible for the deaths of nearly 2.3 million people.
* Vladimir Lenin is responsible for the deaths of nearly 3.5 million people.
* Adolph Hitler is responsible for nearly 11 million deaths about half of which were killed because of their Jewish beliefs.
* King Leopold II, of Belgium is responsible for an estimated 15 million deaths in the Congo Free State (now Zaire).
* Mao Tse-tung is responsible for upwards of 40 million deaths.
* Joseph Stalin is responsible for the deaths of more than 50 million people. This number increases every year as new records of his brutality are found.


I get your point, but first, my initial statement was obviously a joke without deep analysis, secondly it was made under the premise that independent of what answer I would give, my personal integrity would be kept!

Anyway, you did made a good point, which is absolutely correct under the circumstances proposed by you or the video Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 03:05    Post subject:
Of course your initial statement was a joke that is why I responded with another joke and a funny sketch of a brilliant movie. However in my joke I joked about the ridiculous idea of playing god. The point I tried to make: Who of us can really judge who or what is the worst given that we agree on what we mean by worst.


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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Sep 2010 03:13    Post subject:
Must be some heavy duty camera to have the lens withstand something like that without cracking.
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