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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 13:25    Post subject: Fuck Math
Yap. Failed my Analysis 1 exam today.
Yay! Another semseter of that bullshit that I just don't understand ( and I don't understand why I don't understand it - if that isn't too meta for you).

Wednesday I gotta write an Linear Algebra exam. Pretty certain I gonna fail that one too.

In b4 "learn more" and stuff like that. The last six weeks were pretty much (with a couple of exceptions) nothing _but_ learning for those exams.

And up to now I got a student grant (at least that's the translation the internet throws at me - for my german fellows I'm talking about BAFöG).

but since I failed pretty much 2/3 of the exams I would have to have passed I'm not getting any money anymore. So please someone tell me from what am I supposed to live?
(seeing as I got probably 6 classes coming semester so I can be happy if I got time to learn/eat/sleep at some point).

Yap. My universty life is looking pretty grim right now.
Next week I got an exam in computer science coming up but that shouldn't be too much a problem.
After all I study computer science Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 13:34    Post subject:
Don't worry I failed Analysis 1 approximately 3 times and perfectly survived to the catastrophic negativity that followed that ill-omened event! Razz

I haven't studied CS, but the first two years of engineering have a lot in common with your course (Linear Algebra included)
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 14:29    Post subject:
@ixigia
problem with that is if I fail an exam three times I get expelled Wink
But it was just the first time so I'm not worrying about that yet.


sabin1981 wrote:
Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 14:58    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
@ixigia
problem with that is if I fail an exam three times I get expelled Wink
But it was just the first time so I'm not worrying about that yet.


Meh, that sucks .. hopefully we don't have such restriction here, otherwise I would have probably been expelled after the first three months of university Laughing

What can I say, good luck and let the hump be with you Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 15:18    Post subject:
Jeez 3 times?! We have 8 times until they kick us out :\ Well I always recommend Courant's Introduction to Calculus and Analysis. It's great for understanding things.

I never had any problems with numerical problems in analysis (1 and 2), but I hated oral exams -.- Analysis 1 was my first one and I thought I'd get a heart attack. But I've managed to memorize every important definition and theorem (proof was another thing grinhurt). And I even managed to raise the grade Very Happy

The second I stepped out of the classroom the memory of analysis 1 started to fade grinhurt

The biggest problem for me was that I couldn't visualize epsilon and delta neighborhood. Until I read Courant. That was a big AHA! moment for me (I'm extremely visual kinda guy).

If you have problems with numerical exercises try Schaum, it's easy read and usually offers a through and through solutions.

I loved linear algebra. It's extremely important in physics, and the teacher was kinda wacky Very Happy Also I passed that via colloquium (little tests)...

I hope everything works out for you...


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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 15:58    Post subject:
Yap just 3 times but we don't have midterm exams or stuff like that. It's just one exam at the end of the semester.


sabin1981 wrote:
Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 20:06    Post subject:
I recently graduated in CS myself (fortunately I didn't have your "3 chances or gtfo" policy, or I would never have graduated grinhurt), and I can sympathize: I hated math courses as well. Some of the stuff you learn does come in handy when studying more interesting stuff like algorithms, security protocols etc... but, at least in my experience, a lot of it doesn't Razz Just try to get them out of your way as soon as possible.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 20:37    Post subject:
I heard that in Italy there are universities where they never kick you out.
Heard a specific story of a girl that failed the same exam (something in math, prob statistic) for 9 years straight!
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 20:47    Post subject:
learn more Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 20:48    Post subject:
oxyeL wrote:
I heard that in Italy there are universities where they never kick you out.
Heard a specific story of a girl that failed the same exam (something in math, prob statistic) for 9 years straight!


True, I know a guy who's preparing an exam for the 11th time Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 20:59    Post subject:
I suppose that Reklis is a bachelor student. I, as an old school student, am still busy with my diploma and there are some subjects where you are allowed to write them as much as you want (studienleistung) and the other, important ones, where you'll be expelled after 3 tries ( prüfungsleistung)...

Poor Bachelor students, they have all this pressure and they have to reach a specified amount of credits and all that crap!

Say thank you CDU


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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 21:47    Post subject:
so, how do you go about fucking math?

what kind of operator, thrust-vector and so on would you need?


if math is fucked, we are all fucking then Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 21:56    Post subject:
Show us your skew cylindroid Lutzy, and we'll calculate the volume Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 21:59    Post subject:
Cylindroid you say? Cool Face



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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 22:08    Post subject:
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i am not a number, I AM A FREE MAN!!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 22:17    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Cylindroid you say? Cool Face



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Well that doesn't exclude the fact that he could have a vagina Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Sep 2010 22:55    Post subject:
yeah! fuck math! Very Happy
last time i had a math class was like 12 years ago!! Very Happy
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