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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 21:16    Post subject: Sexual harassment
Okay, so there's this girl at my work and I really really really like her, at first we just talked on the phone, then she drops by and smiles at me very gently, we exchanged a couple of mails, a week or so later I need to be in her room to do some work and we started talking. Our conversation took like 40 minutes or so, ranging from her relationship that went sour, her appartment, her work, my appartment, my relationship, she asked me for advice on some thesis she was writing, we talked about this and that etc. Now I am thinking, is she just being nice or does she see something in me? If I sent her a mail stating something like, 'If my work is allways as pleasant as this afternoon, that I would marry my work', would that be considered as sexual harassment or is this rather innocent which if it blows up in my face could cost me my job Laughing

And I am expecting a few 'Fuck her in da butt's', someone that wants to answer the question without resorting to 'Rape her, then fuck her in da butt' or 'bend her over, then fuck her in the butt' or some other 'Butt-shit', much obliged.


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 21:30    Post subject:
You realy ask girls for a date with the word "marry"?

Yeah, even asking to fuck her in the butt will give you better scoring chances.
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 21:36    Post subject:
its a figure of speech you illiterate noob!!


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helvete




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 21:47    Post subject:
I'm gonna do something silly here and take this question seriously.. yes I'm that naive. Wink

I don't think simply expressing an interest can ever be construed as sexual harassment. If you're her boss, and tell her it'd be good for her career, that's another story. Also repeated (and unwelcome) sexual innuendo might do the trick.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 21:49    Post subject:
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 21:50    Post subject:
brainwashed by americans I suppose, in America you can't even look at a woman at work and they will cut your dick off in court, atleast thats what I heard.


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helvete




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 21:52    Post subject:
I tried dating a woman I worked with once.

Once.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 21:58    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
brainwashed by americans I suppose, in America you can't even look at a woman at work and they will cut your dick off in court, atleast thats what I heard.


LOL.

You need to grow a pair. It isn't that bad. It's only bad because retards say sexually explicit stuff around a women, or abuse their power to get some that women sue.
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:23    Post subject:
She is just being nice with you and women, unlike men, like to have long conversations and receive free help and useful advices. So keep the hypotetical buttsex in your head and do your best to not rape her Cool Face
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:28    Post subject:
My serious advice here: Pfiemelcheese if this play is too difficult or too boring just forget about it, it will never work with or without harassment, so instead go to a gay bar as your avatar suggests and have fun.


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:34    Post subject:
Just do the bowling ball grip on her and see how she reacts Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:34    Post subject:
oxyeL wrote:
You realy ask girls for a date with the word "marry"?

Yeah, even asking to fuck her in the butt will give you better scoring chances.


I was gunna say the same thing....

Its not sexual harassment to ask a woman out on a date, even if you work together. Me exwife married a guy that worked at her factory.

HOWEVER, DO NOT ASK HER OUT OVER AN EMAIL!!!

Ask her face to face man......asking a girl out through email....naw man, that screams highschool/immaturity.

Grab ahold of your balls and ask her out


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:35    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:


Grab ahold of your balls and ask her out


Make sure its YOUR balls


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:38    Post subject:
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:45    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Grab ahold of your balls and ask her out


Make sure its YOUR balls


my balls? Laughing Wink

Only I play with my balls and only my girl licks em Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:47    Post subject:
show her a paper about bat fellatio in her office. Now THATs sexual harrassment Laughing

http://news.sciencemag.org/scienceinsider/2010/05/fruit-bat-sex-chat-prompts-sexua.html
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:48    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
show her a paper about bat fellatio in her office. Now THATs sexual harrassment Laughing

http://news.sciencemag.org/scienceinsider/2010/05/fruit-bat-sex-chat-prompts-sexua.html


u truly are an odd cat my friend Laughing


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:49    Post subject:
Guess I will just let her know I fancy her and watch her reaction, if its bad I'll drop it, else I will fuck her in the butt:)


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 22:52    Post subject:
Just ask her out to dinner or to a movie or what have you. Simple as that. She says no, then its no. If its yes, then its yes.

No need to be nervous bud. Whats the worst she can say? No is the worst.
And who cares. Just play it cool and it will all be good, no matter what her answer is


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 23:11    Post subject:
It took me a while but I remember OP in a different role. This is the thread where MAD_MAX333 (a mod) told us that his gf broke up with him and now read what the OP had to say there and read the whole thread or from where I post it:
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=48523&start=40
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 23:43    Post subject:
Fuck her in da butt's

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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 23:44    Post subject:
And your point being Iconized, I do have a nasty side to me, no point denying that:)


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Oct 2010 23:51    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
This has nothing to do with how to pick up women, this shit goes waaaay deeper:P Its like a journey into a machine, imagine an F16, shit's got alot of buttons and you know every little button on this plane, you are the pilot, and a damn good one at that. Its the fucklords manual, how'd you think I keep meeting women lately, I am fucking godugly, when you look at me you'd say I was roadkill gone bad thats how fucking ugly I am, even my own mirror breaks when it watches me, you think its my nice pecs that sets of the women, naah, its the fucklord inside.

Oooops did I just say I was godugly hahahaha, ooh did I also mention I am crazy as fuck, so never take what I say for truth, as sometimes I don't take my meds on time and I say some crazy shit?????

My point why do you even ask for advice?


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swingman




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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Oct 2010 00:12    Post subject:
Wow! This pfiemelcheese guy is a blast from the past! I remember he's like watergem/firemaster/supermax/etc in that he's got a bunch of accounts and posts random made up shit just for the purpose of trolling. Razz
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Oct 2010 00:32    Post subject:
well I get insecure when there's a girl I really like, most girls I just bang and I never let them hear from me again, this one is a fucking keeper.


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swingman




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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Oct 2010 01:04    Post subject:
I'm not referring to your 'insecurity' but to your previous nuttiness on this board. And I'm talking bat-shit crazy behaviour. I remember one thread where you were posting under two different accounts and basically having a conversation with yourself. I know that people like you have conversations in your heads all the time but to do that online is a bit crazy, even for this board. Razz

Anyway don't mind me. Very Happy Carry on.
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Oct 2010 10:28    Post subject:
my thesis is this

thesis greek word Very Happy

well she wants you but dont kill her again ,you will no leave any woman alive!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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fishslice




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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Oct 2010 10:29    Post subject:
sounds like, since you hardly know the poor girl, that you should ease your feelings back and play it cool. Nothing worst than a bloke who gets a bit keen, not good.

Just continue to be polite allow some water to pass under the bridge, if she grows to really like you, and you her, then you should naturaly go up a gear. Don't force the issue.

My last girl friend, who I ended being with for 10 years before I met my current wife, called one day at my flat when I was at college. Turns out she'd been eyeing me up for some time, fortunately she was pretty foxy too, so had a good time, if you know what I mean.

Always better for the guy to play it down.
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