Wtf is up with girls these days
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Vassago




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 20:06    Post subject: Wtf is up with girls these days
Went to town, was hijacked by a tight long legged brunette and we went to my place.
Had it on for 5 hours or so, she went home and texted me later for a meet. I was to tired and said no tomorrow and now I don't hear from her. WTF is up with that bullshit!!! Is this normal these days or did I sleep under a stone?


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Waargh




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 20:36    Post subject:
such posts deserve a foul bachelor frog with something like:

e-penis increase needed
post about casual sex with hot brunette


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helvete




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 20:59    Post subject:
what ever are you talking about waargh? Oh that reminds me.. I boned this model with my giant penis yesterday. And the day before that. Been banging her for 2 weeks straight actually. Anyway, she said it hurts because my penis is enormous. I'm talking huuuge here guys. Guys, it's huge! I'm not only very sad, but also have no ulterior motive for posting this. Crying or Very sad


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 21:24    Post subject: Re: Wtf is up with girls these days
Vassago wrote:
Went to town, was hijacked by a tight long legged brunette and we went to my place.
Had it on for 5 hours or so, she went home and texted me later for a meet. I was to tired and said no tomorrow and now I don't hear from her. WTF is up with that bullshit!!! Is this normal these days or did I sleep under a stone?


u really expected her call after 5 hours of useless blabbering?! Smug
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Vassago




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 21:31    Post subject: Re: Wtf is up with girls these days
Mortibus wrote:
Vassago wrote:
Went to town, was hijacked by a tight long legged brunette and we went to my place.
Had it on for 5 hours or so, she went home and texted me later for a meet. I was to tired and said no tomorrow and now I don't hear from her. WTF is up with that bullshit!!! Is this normal these days or did I sleep under a stone?


u really expected her call after 5 hours of useless blabbering?! Smug


Hehe, maybe that's why Very Happy


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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 21:33    Post subject: Re: Wtf is up with girls these days
Vassago wrote:
Wtf is up with girls these days?


They've probably evolved. Perhaps men should follow Very Happy


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 22:12    Post subject:
indeed

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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 22:13    Post subject:
On a related note with this thread and another thread in the same section: Fucked a 19 year old Catholic girl on our 2nd date. Life is good Very Happy


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Vassago




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Dec 2010 22:16    Post subject:
Life is good sometimes


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fisk




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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Dec 2010 10:23    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:
indeed



<Anti-Inception rant incoming>
WoW! tHat's sO aMazInglY coMplICateD!!11one

It's like a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream. You have to be uber-intelligent to understand stuff like that, like... wow, I give it a 10/10 because it was just like Inception, except with a better lead actor!
</Anti-Inception rant>


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Dec 2010 20:51    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
On a related note with this thread and another thread in the same section: Fucked a 19 year old Catholic girl on our 2nd date. Life is good Very Happy


Sad


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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boysetsfire




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Dec 2010 03:15    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Mortibus wrote:
indeed


<Anti-Inception rant incoming>
WoW! tHat's sO aMazInglY coMplICateD!!11one

It's like a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream. You have to be uber-intelligent to understand stuff like that, like... wow, I give it a 10/10 because it was just like Inception, except with a better lead actor!
</Anti-Inception rant>


dude you're just... really annoying
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Dec 2010 03:57    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
On a related note with this thread and another thread in the same section: Fucked a 19 year old Catholic girl on our 2nd date. Life is good Very Happy


Sad
Well I'm 20, so that solves a lot of the issues you are facing.

Ah, to be young Very Happy

Sorry, I'll stop being an asshole now Arrow
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Dec 2010 09:24    Post subject:
Why do I always think you're more like 21-22? :hmmm:

Damn, I feel old now O.o Sad


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Dec 2010 09:32    Post subject: Re: Wtf is up with girls these days
Vassago wrote:
Went to town, was hijacked by a tight long legged brunette and we went to my place.
Had it on for 5 minutes or so, she went home and texted me later for a meet. I was to tired and said no tomorrow and now I don't hear from her. WTF is up with that bullshit!!! Is this normal these days or did I sleep under a stone?
Thats more like it Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Dec 2010 09:53    Post subject: Re: Wtf is up with girls these days
deelix wrote:
Vassago wrote:
Went to town, was hijacked by a tight long legged brunette and we went to my place.
Had it on for 5 minutes or so, she went home and texted me later for a meet. I was to tired and said no tomorrow and now I don't hear from her. WTF is up with that bullshit!!! Is this normal these days or did I sleep under a stone?
Thats more like it Smile


Laughing


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Vassago




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Dec 2010 14:45    Post subject: Re: Wtf is up with girls these days
deelix wrote:
Vassago wrote:
Went to town, was hijacked by a tight long legged brunette and we went to my place.
Had it on for 5 minutes or so, she went home and texted me later for a meet. I was to tired and said no tomorrow and now I don't hear from her. WTF is up with that bullshit!!! Is this normal these days or did I sleep under a stone?
Thats more like it Smile


Hehe, nice one. Well i'm talking with her again, so I must have done something right Shocked


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Dec 2010 13:19    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
On a related note with this thread and another thread in the same section: Fucked a 19 year old Catholic girl on our 2nd date. Life is good Very Happy


Sad
Well I'm 20, so that solves a lot of the issues you are facing.

Ah, to be young Very Happy

Sorry, I'll stop being an asshole now Arrow


The issues I'm facing are legal ones, not related to age. Besides I'm only 25, I'm not old goddamnit! I can still pull an 18 year old catholic school girl!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Dec 2010 14:41    Post subject:
I'm 25 too and I strongly agree with AM, and the fact that I'm still studying makes me even younger Laughing
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Dec 2010 14:57    Post subject:
lmao this morning I had written a long post detailing exactly the woman psychology and how to get any woman you want, but I reached an orgasm (my new gf was blowing me) and it seems I forgot to click "Post Reply"

/facepalm

meh, too bored to type all that out again.
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boysetsfire




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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Dec 2010 02:21    Post subject:
oohh yeah u forgot , it happens to all of us bro Laughing
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