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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 05:03    Post subject: Girls girls girls
Yeah, another guy bitching about girls... Surprised

So there's this chick in my uni programme that I'm into, until two weeks ago she had a boyfriend (a ~3 months relationship). She's been acting very friendly to me the last few weeks at school, flirting and so on, even before breaking up. We also go drinking almost every week along with some other friends.

Last Friday I kissed her, both of us were kinda tipsy but not really drunk. During the weekend after that I tried to ask her out but she was making up excuses. In Sunday I saw her (not on a date) and she told me that she didn't want to start a relationship only one week after breaking up, I said "Okay, fine, take your time" and decided to move on/wait/whatever.

This Friday (yesterday) we were waiting for the same tram, and she kissed me. She was very drunk this time though, but I still went with it and basically told her not to give me the same shit as last time ("I'm not ready bla bla"), her answer was "hihihi okay". Well, surprise surprise today when I saw her again said that she doesn't want a serious relationship right now. Laughing

The thing is I really like her and want something to come out of this but WTF IS GOING ON IN HER MIND, OR IN ANY GIRL'S MIND FOR THAT MATTER?

On an an unrelated note, I had to break up with my gf of almost three years a couple of weeks ago. And I still kinda miss her.

/bitching session
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 05:07    Post subject:
what you really need is a xmas hat on your penis.. Smile
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 05:08    Post subject:
Or put your penis inside an xmas hat.
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 05:10    Post subject:
Ah, fuck that, I'm not buying a xmas hat only for some chick. Razz
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 05:45    Post subject:
She likes you but she doesn't want to get into a relationship 1 week after breaking up because she doesn't want to be "that" kind of girl. Hence her attraction to you, and her unwillingness to commit.

So you have to attack from a different angle. Right now you're asking for something serious. She doesn't want that. So pretend to be her friend. Hang out a lot. Go to parties together, get drunk, make out. But never mention a relationship, and never pretend you're her boyfriend in public. Wait for the customary 1.5 month period after her breakup to end. Then ask her out on a real date. If she doesn't treat you like a rebound fuck, she'll accept.

The end.


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helvete




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 07:08    Post subject:
eh.. she had a 3 month relationship. A couple of hours "mourning" period should be sufficient. Smile


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dsergei




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 08:37    Post subject:
Where is the customary "fuck her in teh butt" reply? ;o
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difm




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 10:04    Post subject:
tl;dr - fuck her in the butt.


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 11:45    Post subject:
Move on and find someone who is not gonna fuck you about as she obviously is, you are very lucky to get an inkling of her personality before you get too attached. Alternatively play along with her and have a bit of fun but don't let it go too far, just treat it as a casual fling.
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 11:52    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
She likes you but she doesn't want to get into a relationship 1 week after breaking up because she doesn't want to be "that" kind of girl. Hence her attraction to you, and her unwillingness to commit.

So you have to attack from a different angle. Right now you're asking for something serious. She doesn't want that. So pretend to be her friend. Hang out a lot. Go to parties together, get drunk, make out. But never mention a relationship, and never pretend you're her boyfriend in public. Wait for the customary 1.5 month period after her breakup to end. Then ask her out on a real date. If she doesn't treat you like a rebound fuck, she'll accept.

The end.


This aaaand definitely this

difm wrote:
tl;dr - fuck her in the butt.


Strange, cause this is actually tainteds response Confused


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 12:11    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:

This aaaand definitely this

difm wrote:
tl;dr - fuck her in the butt.


Strange, cause this is actually tainteds response Confused


It's because he's a true gentleman now, no more surprise buttsecs Razz
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Spazmotic
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 12:30    Post subject:
Tainted pops out these crazy deep and intellectual responses that confuse me sometimes..I wanna troll it or make silly but makes me feel dumb Razz
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 12:43    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
She likes you but she doesn't want to get into a relationship 1 week after breaking up because she doesn't want to be "that" kind of girl. Hence her attraction to you, and her unwillingness to commit.

So you have to attack from a different angle. Right now you're asking for something serious. She doesn't want that. So pretend to be her friend. Hang out a lot. Go to parties together, get drunk, make out. But never mention a relationship, and never pretend you're her boyfriend in public. Wait for the customary 1.5 month period after her breakup to end. Then ask her out on a real date. If she doesn't treat you like a rebound fuck, she'll accept.

The end.

Wow, I actually didn't expect such an useful and serious answer here. <3

Also, yeah, the FITB post came way too late.
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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 14:16    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
She likes you but she doesn't want to get into a relationship 1 week after breaking up because she doesn't want to be "that" kind of girl. Hence her attraction to you, and her unwillingness to commit.

So you have to attack from a different angle. Right now you're asking for something serious. She doesn't want that. So pretend to be her friend. Hang out a lot. Go to parties together, get drunk, make out. But never mention a relationship, and never pretend you're her boyfriend in public. Wait for the customary 1.5 month period after her breakup to end. Then ask her out on a real date. If she doesn't treat you like a rebound fuck, she'll accept.

The end.


Be sure to make out though, so you don't end up in the permanent friend zone.
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b0se
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 15:04    Post subject:
im not going to read your sad/happy thread / when you talk about girls = just fuck'em all


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 16:28    Post subject:
Girls are pretty weird and in my book they deserve to be the ones to be fucked with, for 2000 years they were submissive and marriages lasted and men were happy, the last 40 or so years all fucking hell breaks loose, they think they own the world, just bang her brains out, fuck her in da butt and whilst doing that make sure you have your mind set on another girl. After my last relationship from hell I just like to bang around and all of a sudden I will just stop texting, ban them from msn and then its onto my next target to use and abuse, when I do find that one honest and trustworthy chick I will treat her right as if she's the queen of my heart, but after several fucks that honest and fine chick still hasn't entered my life, so I will continue to use women for what they'r good for, banging. There's a reason why women have one more chromosome than cows, cuz if they hadn't, they would be shitting and pissing in the kitchen whilst cooking.


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 16:33    Post subject:
post of the year !





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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 16:37    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Girls are pretty weird and in my book they deserve to be the ones to be fucked with, for 2000 years they were submissive and marriages lasted and men were happy, the last 40 or so years all fucking hell breaks loose, they think they own the world, just bang her brains out, fuck her in da butt and whilst doing that make sure you have your mind set on another girl. After my last relationship from hell I just like to bang around and all of a sudden I will just stop texting, ban them from msn and then its onto my next target to use and abuse, when I do find that one honest and trustworthy chick I will treat her right as if she's the queen of my heart, but after several fucks that honest and fine chick still hasn't entered my life, so I will continue to use women for what they'r good for, banging. There's a reason why women have one more chromosome than cows, cuz if they hadn't, they would be shitting and pissing in the kitchen whilst cooking.


mommy issues? Laughing Did you bang her too?
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 21:29    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
PumpAction wrote:

This aaaand definitely this

difm wrote:
tl;dr - fuck her in the butt.


Strange, cause this is actually tainteds response Confused


It's because he's a true gentleman now, no more surprise buttsecs Razz
I'm getting soft Sad Brb raping someone.
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 23:54    Post subject:
fuck her in the butt - answer to every female problems


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Dec 2010 08:14    Post subject:
Could be she just likes you 'enough' when she is drinking. Common story.
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Dec 2010 12:27    Post subject:
Depending on the girl's character she either a) likes you but doesn't want a reationship yet, or b) she likes you but thinks she can find something better. So you're either the moron waiting for her 'to be ready', or you're the idiot filling the void between relationships. Both are bad and should be avoided.
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helvete




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Dec 2010 12:51    Post subject:
Yeah I'd move on. I'm very proud though (way too proud really) and I can't stand it when a girl fucks around like this.


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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Dec 2010 17:37    Post subject:
fuck me, theres nothing wrong with a bird saying she doesnt want a relationship yet, thats fucking sweet. just fuck her brains out as friends, fist her in the ass, do it all, and everyone is happy Smile


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Dec 2010 17:59    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
fuck me, theres nothing wrong with a bird saying she doesnt want a relationship yet, thats fucking sweet. just fuck her brains out as friends, fist her in the ass, do it all, and everyone is happy Smile


^^ the right idea right there Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Dec 2010 15:26    Post subject:
so don't get into a real relationship - just be fuck buddies


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Dec 2010 00:44    Post subject:
Girls are cryptic



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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Dec 2010 01:16    Post subject:
Post a picture.
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Dec 2010 04:31    Post subject:
A little update: we slept together. And now she is still acting like a total bitch. So yeah, I think that was it with her.

FHITB. Laughing
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Dec 2010 04:33    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Yeah I'd move on. I'm very proud though (way too proud really) and I can't stand it when a girl fucks around like this.

Dude, you were so right.
On the other hand the sex was good so it wasn't all bad.
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