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Lutzifer
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 Posted: Sat, 4th Dec 2010 20:33 Post subject: Buttkegs |
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Our fearless leader Rofl Mao has to stop producing them! For the love of the humper's republic of toilet china! 
Sincerely, the secretary of the people's bowel movement 
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Dec 2010 23:13 Post subject: |
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I hereby sign this petition, in hope that glorious leader will one day lead a life of smalllogs, (hence forth to be called slogs).
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Dec 2010 23:20 Post subject: |
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To be honest I had another one of the embarrassing problematic logs today. It didn't want to go down the hole on its own, it was standing straight up. Unfortunately I don't have a light saber in my bathroom, so I make do with a sturdy bamboo stick to chop the log up in a couple of pieces.
Yes I know its got to be one of the dirtiest jobs on the planet. But I don't have much of a choice: it has to go down the toilet. One way or the other.
Remarkably, my ownage logs aren't a problem for the sewage system really. Municipalities are complaining more and more about clogged sewers... caused by people flushing anything but logs down the toilet. Used oil from the frying pan, cleaning cloths, leftovers, and lots of other waste that doesn't belong in the toilet.
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Dec 2010 23:24 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 01:03 Post subject: |
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| Rofl_Mao wrote: | | To be honest I had another one of the embarrassing problematic logs today. It didn't want to go down the hole on its own, it was standing straight up. |
lolwut? 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Dec 2010 18:09 Post subject: |
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Thanks for all your concern, I have the log jam issue pretty much under control for a while (with a little improvisation). I just posted the issue in the bitching section for the sake of bitching. And I think regularly having a mess in your toilet bowl is a bitch worthy topic. Which is what the bitching section exactly is for
A year or 5 ago I had actually solved the problem with 30cm logs, simply by drinking much more. A brisk walk every day, some more fiber; it all worked really quickly and really great. I remember having a normal log every single day at exactly the same time.
At that point I had already had years of troublesome constipation behind me. Which meant large logs AND incredibly hard logs. Which caused a lot of pain and eventually an anal fissure or 2. But all that was wonderfully solved by water, exercise and fiber.
So why did I change that winning concept? I started using antidepressants, which worked really well. Side effect: constipation. And the trick with the water and fiber didn't work this time. Enter a safe laxative, movicolon. That solved the constipation but also somehow elongated the logs by quite a bit.
So that's how I got my ownage logs that are too big for the toilet to swallow. I'm not quitting the antidepressants, they're working well. They're preventing a lot of shit if you know what I mean. Shit outside the bathroom that is. What I got in return is some shit INSIDE the bathroom. So I guess that's the price I have to pay.
My sister in law is a pharmacist, and works at a company that specializes in side effects of medication. Maybe I should write her "pill x + y = ownage log" 
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