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 Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:07 Post subject: 18 year old catholic school girls :*( |
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Ok, a lot of you know my profession, I'm a leet self-employed scientist with a specialisation in biology bla bla bla
Anyways, I have recently been asked by a female friend who is a teacher to perform experimental demonstrations at the college where she works for up to 5 hours each week. I'm getting paid of course, but it's not a significant amount, especially considering the amount I earn from grants and research contracts.
So, the reason why I agreed to it, when I hate teaching in any capacity, is because it's an all girl, catholic, A-level only (no AS levels) college i.e It's packed full of sexually curious 18 year old hotties!
I've been single for a couple of months and haven't got any during this time, it gets a little frustrating when you were used to having sex regularly. So of course I thought this was the ideal opportunity to get some game on. I'm only 24 so I don't consider an 18 year old as being off limits.
Today I had to go over and sign the employment contract and have my CRB (criminal records bureau) check etc. I signed it without properly reading the details, assuming it was the generic legal blurb. Only now I'm home, I took the time to read the copy I was given.
Part of the small print basically states that a conditional basis for my employment is that I am unable to have any kind of sexual relations or otherwise take advantage of my position of authority to interact in a sexual nature with any of the students on penalty of full legal charges, the maximum sentence of which is 5 years of imprisonment! I am also unable to communicate with a student/s in any way which could reasonably be considered sexually explicit in nature, on penalty of a maximum fine of £500. So I can't even flirt FFS! Apparently in relation to this contract the students are considered as part of a "sexually vulnerable" demographic, due to their age and religious denomination.
What the fuck is this fucking bullshit! They're 18, they're considered adults by law so they should be able to make their own decisions!
I would quit now but I can't even fuck off the job obligations for another month as the contract states I have to give the college a minimum of a months notice before quitting/resigning so they can arrange a replacement tutor. GODDAMNIT!  
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:10 Post subject: |
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Not too good with Contract law, but I believe your job just tried to make consensual, legal sex illegal and punishable by law...
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:12 Post subject: |
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Always read the fine print 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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tonizito
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:14 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | |
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:18 Post subject: |
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come on dude
it's totally worth the jail time. 
>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ♪ Viva La Vida ♪ <<<<<< <<<<< <<<<<< <<<
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:21 Post subject: |
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Wow she's so beautiful I almost cried a little lol
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:38 Post subject: |
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| Spazmotic wrote: | | Not too good with Contract law, but I believe your job just tried to make consensual, legal sex illegal and punishable by law... |
It's all based around the fact that I'm in a position of authority over them, so they are considered as being "sexually vulnerable" to me, and that it would be an abuse of my 'powers'.
Technically it's not the sex itself that is punishable, but the breach of contract, where I have signed legally designating them as a "sexually vulnerable" demographic.
Essentially they've made me having sexual contact with a student equivalent to something like a manager threatening to fire a female employee unless she blows him i.e. sexual coercion. Since they're designated as being unable to give informed consent being that they are "sexually vulnerable".
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:39 Post subject: |
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| tonizito wrote: | | dingo_d wrote: | | |
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^Sorry but it's the only thing that crossed my mind  |
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TSR69
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 21:42 Post subject: |
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Hmm dude are you some kind of sex predator?
Formerly known as iconized
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 22:13 Post subject: |
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praise the lord, HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!
PS : Does a degree in biology also entail checking out the acidity and penetration depth of 18 year old virgin hotties' vaginas waiting to be pounded to death by 24 year old cock thats been in heat for over a month, throbbing for sensual relief?? |
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 22:23 Post subject: |
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So, the reason why I agreed to it, when I hate teaching in any capacity, is because it's an all girl, catholic, A-level only (no AS levels) college i.e It's packed full of sexually curious 18 year old hotties!
^^ your a disgrace to what you do and for the thought of taking a teaching job when you would not really be teaching in the capacity of helping others, more of helping yourself to a pair of tits or three.. you should be ashamed of yourself, maybe you should be reported as a possible in the making rapist or pedo 
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 22:29 Post subject: |
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*smiles self contentedly*
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 22:36 Post subject: |
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AM sorry but you deserve it
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 22:46 Post subject: |
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Yeah that is actually a good point! Your 18 year old catholic students might have 18yr old friends who don't visit your class 
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 22:57 Post subject: |
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Come on man! Since when was being a teacher and having sexual relations with a student ever a good idea. NO IT MOST DEFINITELY IS NOT. Plus there is also a reason why they show this as a bad thing in every TV/MOVIE out there. Google for it my friend and be amazed.
Thank the lord the girls have been saved.
1 and 2 are still amazing.
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Nov 2010 23:04 Post subject: |
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You could also see what other all girl Catholic schools are in your area, and hang out around those schools if you want 18 year old Catholic ass. You didn't agree to anything that says you can't have sex with 18 year old Catholic school girls that don't go to the same school you work in, correct?
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 00:07 Post subject: |
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HAHA ixigia, love it!
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 02:31 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 13:45 Post subject: |
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| moosenoodles wrote: | | ^^ your a disgrace to what you do and for the thought of taking a teaching job when you would not really be teaching in the capacity of helping others, more of helping yourself to a pair of tits or three.. you should be ashamed of yourself, maybe you should be reported as a possible in the making rapist or pedo |
Just because you'r gay and you wanted to teach in an all boys school does not make Animalmother a pedo, what he's dealing with are normal feelings, which guy in his right mind would not want to pound a new fresh 18 year old hottie every day. I work at a school too and they'r all 18+ as well and hot, and my contract does not state that I cannot have sex with them and its even allowed, nothing my boss can do when feelings get in the mix. |
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 14:15 Post subject: |
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| Pfiemelcheese wrote: | | moosenoodles wrote: | | ^^ your a disgrace to what you do and for the thought of taking a teaching job when you would not really be teaching in the capacity of helping others, more of helping yourself to a pair of tits or three.. you should be ashamed of yourself, maybe you should be reported as a possible in the making rapist or pedo |
Just because you'r gay and you wanted to teach in an all boys school does not make Animalmother a pedo, what he's dealing with are normal feelings, which guy in his right mind would not want to pound a new fresh 18 year old hottie every day. I work at a school too and they'r all 18+ as well and hot, and my contract does not state that I cannot have sex with them and its even allowed, nothing my boss can do when feelings get in the mix. |
Again talking out of our ass, aren't we?
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 14:19 Post subject: |
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Every time You post in this thread I have to scroll paste that girl, and it hurts my heart lol
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 16:22 Post subject: |
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yeah Spazmo. i know
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 18:19 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | Pfiemelcheese wrote: | | moosenoodles wrote: | | ^^ your a disgrace to what you do and for the thought of taking a teaching job when you would not really be teaching in the capacity of helping others, more of helping yourself to a pair of tits or three.. you should be ashamed of yourself, maybe you should be reported as a possible in the making rapist or pedo |
Just because you'r gay and you wanted to teach in an all boys school does not make Animalmother a pedo, what he's dealing with are normal feelings, which guy in his right mind would not want to pound a new fresh 18 year old hottie every day. I work at a school too and they'r all 18+ as well and hot, and my contract does not state that I cannot have sex with them and its even allowed, nothing my boss can do when feelings get in the mix. |
Again talking out of our ass, aren't we? |
Stop being a Dingo - wake up - he has already stated the does not want to teach in any capacity, hence this means hes only there for the tits, now why not just go to a club and pull normally or pull somewhere else etc, end of day he WANTED to abuse his position to make it easier to do the pulling.. Blind much?
P.s I dont recall stating I wanted to teach in an all boys school and that I was gay lol, Unfortunate though, I am attached to the opposite sex, and have a kid.. |
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 18:49 Post subject: |
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| moosenoodles wrote: | | Unfortunate though, I am attached to the opposite sex, and have a kid.. |
I rest my case, the good ole' ball and chain has been securely attached to your left ankle, all testosterone and hornyness that once infested your lovesausage has been squeezed out, dried up like a bare desert, so plz refrain from calling someone names that still has a healthy sexlife and a need to get some fine fresh nookie(regardless of his position or stature)!!
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 19:07 Post subject: |
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(regardless of his position or stature)!!
^^ utter fail..
You believe that shit? Position and stature is supposed to be earned, usually a position should be given because your worthy of it, trustworthy etc, stature built up over time due to not breaking the ground rule of your position..?
He might as well just drop the line of work hes in and become a politician.. They are about as trustworthy snakes in the grass and abuse power also..
It may of escaped your notice but being attached to a partner does not always follow with marriage, Ive yet to bother with that bit of useless paper.. He should just go grab a bag of candy and start handing it out see what he gets, its a stupid ass thing to say just to get a bit of pussy anyway no matter what you dress it up as...
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| Posted: Sat, 27th Nov 2010 19:12 Post subject: |
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It's just common sense that teachers should not take advantage of their students...
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