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chiv
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 Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 20:02 Post subject: Well its been fun, but goodbye... im off to my death. |
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lets recap the week. needed a new fridge.. fridge gets here, but its not the right one, so back it goes. washing machine blows up, and finally my router gives out on me and dies.
today i get to go on my first plane ride.. a little cessna i think. wee. i dunno... this isnt a good week for machines in which i entrust my life to...
additionally, open up the local new website, and first thing i see on the main page:
| Quote: | Light plane crash in Blenheim
There has been a light plane crash in Blenheim this afternoon |
the signs... oh god the signs. well fuck it... let it not be said i dont enjoy risking fate for giggles. if i dont make it back, cya round'.
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 20:05 Post subject: Re: Well its been fun, but goodbye... im off to my death. |
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screw you I plan to live forever
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 20:05 Post subject: |
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light crash, don't worry. good for first time.
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 20:59 Post subject: |
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Don't forget the red bandana and to yell KAMIKAZEEEE when you're close enough to Kotick's window
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 21:01 Post subject: |
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Look on the bright side Chiv, it will be a fast and painless death, I almost envy you 
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TSR69
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 21:11 Post subject: |
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Well you can always cancel the plane and look on the bright side, you've got all new, good stuff now.
Formerly known as iconized
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 21:44 Post subject: Re: Well its been fun, but goodbye... im off to my death. |
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| chiv wrote: | | lets recap the week. needed a new fridge.. fridge gets here, but its not the right one, so back it goes. washing machine blows up, and finally my router gives out on me and dies. |
Chivy it sounds to me like you have faulty electric lines in your house, or your electric devices where not grounded and had a short circuit
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 21:50 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | ixigia wrote: | | Look on the bright side Chiv, it will be a fast and painless death, I almost envy you |
You know, I've always wondered just HOW painful/painless a plane crash death would be.... (and a lava death, and pretty much most extreme forms of snuffing it. I'm morbid like that ) |
Unfortunately Chiv won't have the possibility to tell us how negative the experience will be 
Lava death doesn't sound that bad though.. I mean, even Terminator recommends it!
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 21:53 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 21:59 Post subject: |
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Haha sorry <3
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chiv
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 22:03 Post subject: |
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lulz. At runway now. Plane has problems with its radio. We all gonna die hahaha (let it be on record that i went down laughing at death!!). At least there are 3 others on the plane so im taking others with me.
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 22:07 Post subject: |
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| chiv wrote: | | lulz. At runway now. Plane has problems with its radio. We all gonna die hahaha (let it be on record that i went down laughing at death!!). At least there are 3 others on the plane so im taking others with me. |
So you're using your laptop AND flying the plane at the same time? Oh my... 
1 and 2 are still amazing. |
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garus
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 22:07 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 22:08 Post subject: |
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Can I take your cat? 
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TSR69
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garus
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 23:08 Post subject: |
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Quick, download something in 1080p! You won't need the BW later anyway. 
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 23:43 Post subject: |
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Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die !!'
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Epsilon
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2011 23:46 Post subject: |
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| garus wrote: | Grab the RPGs people!  |
yeah streamli...oh those kind of RPG's! right. |
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TSR69
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