CD Projekt Red presents The Bard: Saviour of Queens
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:43    Post subject: CD Projekt Red presents The Bard: Saviour of Queens





TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:50    Post subject:
Laughing

The description is hilarious too: Razz

Quote:
This game is an ultimate answer towards all the players that always wanted easy, short and fun adventure. There's no violence, no complex storyline and definitely no morality. It's a really short game (no more than 2 hours of gameplay with autoplay feature on the easiest difficulty setting) that will not burden you with anything gameplay-related.

Let desire, wine and music guide you!

Please scroll down to find out more about our brand new title - check out the official Announcement Trailer and the latest exclusive Developer's Diary. In case you would like to pre-order THE BARD: Saviors of Queens, we will do all our best to help you.


http://www.saviors-of-queens.com/index2.html
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:50    Post subject:
lolol april fools!
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:51    Post subject: Re: CD Projekt Red presents The Bard: Saviour of Queens
consolitis wrote:



Also,

Quote:
(no more than 2 hours of gameplay with autoplay feature on the easiest difficulty setting)

Ah, so it's a typical console game then. Smug
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:51    Post subject:
Awesome, great 1st april joke

CDPR for the win Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:52    Post subject:
"Takes like 2 hours to walk through the game" Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:55    Post subject: Re: CD Projekt Red presents The Bard: Saviour of Queens
consolitis wrote:




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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:57    Post subject:
Good one CD Projekt Laughing. The idea would actually be awesome. They can actually make a game which has the main character a bard, add a character generator actually, that would be awesome. It would be nice to see CD Projekt doing a game like that in the future. Also, am I the only one who thinks that Tomasz is one awesome guy?


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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:58    Post subject:
It could be a good tech demo for the Witcher 2 engine. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 14:59    Post subject:
Ah ah, form the dev diary: in easy mode the game plays by itself... can't stop laughing at these videos
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 15:02    Post subject: Re: CD Projekt Red presents The Bard: Saviour of Queens
iNatan wrote:
Quote:
(no more than 2 hours of gameplay with autoplay feature on the easiest difficulty setting)

Ah, so it's a typical console game then. Smug

Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 15:45    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 16:00    Post subject: Re: CD Projekt Red presents The Bard: Saviour of Queens
iNatan wrote:
Quote:
(no more than 2 hours of gameplay with autoplay feature on the easiest difficulty setting)

Ah, so it's a typical console game then. Smug


Close to it, they haven't confirm preorder and day 1 DLC yet... Cool Face


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Apr 2011 16:29    Post subject:
anyone notice that the music is similar to the hanged man pup music from DA2

or when at the end of the trailer he says a human and a dwarf wander..........DA2 huh

sneaky
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 02:56    Post subject:
YAY! And there will be 20 DLC's on launch day! Laughing

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"Following recent video game trends the title will offer a very short and linear story. Almost no gameplay whatsoever and twenty launch DLCs, including a special pink banjo (normally obtainable by finishing a game) and a unicorn mount, will have you stuck in front of your computer screen for minutes."
Very Happy

http://www.gog.com/en/news/cd_projekt_red_new_project_announced


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 10:41    Post subject:
lmao..just like that Splash Damage new game Laughing

gotta love PC developers
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 11:30    Post subject: Re: CD Projekt Red presents The Bard: Saviour of Queens
consolitis wrote:
Close to it, they haven't confirm preorder and day 1 DLC yet... Cool Face

Smug
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 15:57    Post subject:
hah! At the bottom at the end of the trailer where they had the copyright. In polish it said "refrigerator broke again"


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 16:50    Post subject:
dethy wrote:
hah! At the bottom at the end of the trailer where they had the copyright. In polish it said "refrigerator broke again"
No bo lodówka sie zepsuła

ale urwał Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Apr 2011 17:04    Post subject:
Considering that (well known The Witcher 2 spoiler)
 Spoiler:
 
this could actually be more than just a tech demo.
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