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helvete
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sure smells like wgem around here.
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ixigia
[Moderator] Consigliere
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Location: Italy
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 16:08 Post subject: Re: The Bragging Thread |
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| helvete wrote: | Only bragging. Only truth.
I'm ten feet tall and ripped like a motherfucking he-man doll. Well almost.
My dick is so astonishingly huge I can only have sex with ex-pornstars and black women.
I'm a successful web designer who makes more money than you, and I drive that new car you posted about in general forum that you can't afford.  |
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helvete
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Nalo
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 16:10 Post subject: |
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ixigia
[Moderator] Consigliere
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Location: Italy
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 16:11 Post subject: |
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| helvete wrote: | In loving memory..  |
I bet he's still lurking here..nobody really leaves the Hump  |
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 16:12 Post subject: |
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Nalo
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 16:21 Post subject: |
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tonizito
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Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 16:31 Post subject: |
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Oh, you forgot to tell us about your cell phone...
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 16:32 Post subject: |
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helvete
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 20:23 Post subject: |
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_SiN_
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 20:46 Post subject: |
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| tonizito wrote: | | Oh, you forgot to tell us about your cell phone... |
He has an iPad Nano.  |
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DXWarlock
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Sin317
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zipfero
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Apr 2011 22:54 Post subject: |
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you fucking rock
8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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Nalo
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Sin317
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Apr 2011 00:32 Post subject: |
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Only brag about singing/songwriting if it's successful, not some random punk band.
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Sin317
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Apr 2011 01:40 Post subject: |
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depends how you measure success. I masure it in the amount of fun it brings me, so im HUGE lol.
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DXWarlock
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Sin317
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helvete
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Location: Sweden
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Apr 2011 16:43 Post subject: |
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link pls
I mean.. you have to prove you're telling the truth in this thread.
REPOST
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Sin317
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Apr 2011 19:18 Post subject: |
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If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
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