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Invasor
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 Posted: Wed, 18th May 2011 05:44 Post subject: For the first time in five months, I am drunk. |
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I am drunk. Not too drunk. Just drunk.
Got home drunk. Went online. Saw idiots. On Facebook, google groups, etc. Idiots. I wasn't nice to them.
I won't regret it tomorrow. They are idiots.
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| Posted: Wed, 18th May 2011 06:25 Post subject: |
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Did you touch yourself a littlebit on your special place too?
I hate you.
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Invasor
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| Posted: Wed, 18th May 2011 06:38 Post subject: |
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Ankh
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Gomp
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| Posted: Wed, 18th May 2011 11:16 Post subject: |
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Ankh
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| Posted: Wed, 18th May 2011 15:33 Post subject: |
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Weird time to get drunk at Tuesday/Wednesday...
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Invasor
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| Posted: Wed, 18th May 2011 19:16 Post subject: |
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Every day is a good day to drink. No hangover today! No tentpoles either. Nice GF and brother that guy has.
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TSR69
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 00:11 Post subject: |
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Well sometimes it is good to be drunk so you can finally say it to some people.
sober: I think you should reconsider it.
drunk: You are fucking retarded!
sober: I don't like it.
drunk: It is so fucking ugly it hurts me eyes.
Formerly known as iconized
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Ankh
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 12:46 Post subject: |
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The italian way is best, drink little and often
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Invasor
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 18:16 Post subject: |
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Drink little? Thats the italian way? Ixigia, Im dissapoint.
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 18:59 Post subject: |
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The best way is to not get drunk.
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Invasor
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 20:03 Post subject: |
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Go drink with Bear grylls.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 20:07 Post subject: |
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| Invasor wrote: | | Drink little? Thats the italian way? Ixigia, Im dissapoint. |
 The "Drink little and often" habit is quite common though, adults/older people prefer to have a nice glass of wine at regular intervals instead of draining the bottle in a single sitting 
It's not valid for young people though  |
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 20:42 Post subject: |
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| Invasor wrote: | | Go drink with Bear grylls. |
I don't want to.
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Nalo
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 20:47 Post subject: |
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Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 06:49; edited 2 times in total
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 20:51 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 19th May 2011 23:34 Post subject: |
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about 10% of the alcohol you drink you´ll piss out. If you don't drink regularly you'll get drunk by drinking your local drunks piss. bon apetit.
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 20th May 2011 11:14 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Ankh wrote: | | pistolshrimp wrote: |
Ya, that someone shoved a tent pole up his ass. Seriously. I think the gross factor of anyones ass is enough to deter the vast majority of people from shoving anything up it as a joke. The exceptions being (not a joke) violence against men and women through domination by means of rape with or without objects. It is assault regardless if the person is drunk or not. |
It doesnt matter if you belive or not  I was there - although I was not involved in the "act". |
My opinion; wheather it happened or not, matters little --is a given.
Actually in law (lawyers correct me if I am wrong) you were a party to it if you were there and did not do anything to try to stop it. |
Only if he presses chagres, I guess....  |
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Ankh
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| Posted: Fri, 20th May 2011 11:31 Post subject: |
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| Ankh wrote: | You've never been at the kind of party I go to Thats obvious. There arent people who whine about small stuff there. Also, its the kind of things he could do towards others.
A girl once asked him to hold her icecream while she went to the toilet. When she went in he pulled his pants down and pulled it along his arse.
So you so, what goes around... |
This sounds something that Dave Chappelle was joking about on his stand-up (FUCK CARROTS!!!) and it's just fucking strange.
Why would you do that?
Why would you take your friends ice-cream and slide it along side the inner cheeks of your bumhole? Does he really dislike her that much that he wants her to taste some fecal matter on her ice-lolly? |
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Ankh
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| Posted: Fri, 20th May 2011 11:39 Post subject: |
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| Ankh wrote: | | lol trying having a party with skins and punks and you'll see |
I'm afraid that it would take me a week to get rid of the taste of shit in my mouth, so I'll pass thank you very much. |
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Ankh
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| Posted: Fri, 20th May 2011 11:46 Post subject: |
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No amount of brushing would get rid of that... 
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