I walk into a bar tonight...
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 08:39    Post subject: I walk into a bar tonight...
two out of three people is on their cell phones. (probably either texting or facebook)

Is this normal behavior for people these days or only in the US?


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 08:46    Post subject:
everyone was updating their facebook status about that drunk guy in the corner?


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 09:06    Post subject:
People have such empty lives these days.

They get bored and the only way they can party is getting drunk. Because their imagination is just that bad. So they go to the bar.

Once they get to the bar they realize everyone is just as lame as them. 5 shots later nobody is talking to anyone else because of the "social bubble" around everyone. So they flip open their phone and go to Facebook.

They hope Facebook has some reprieve from the boredom of their lives, but no, just same old stupid shit by stupid friends you don't really care about posting on your stupid wall. So you write some dumb shit on your wall because you just don't care and then randomly text your friends.

Except your friends are just as bored as you so they text you back shit that is even more inane than what you texted them. So you order another shot at the bar and switch to Facebook to check if anyone posted to your wall in the past 5 minutes. Scan the bar for any cute chicks/guys and hope they approach you, but don't approach them because you're too much of a pussy.

Repeat all of the above.

Before you know it, Friday night has passed. Another meaningless day for another meaningless being in this fucked up directionless society of ours.

And people wonder why everything is going to hell.

My good people, it is Friday night, and I am drunk. Fuck you all, I'm going to go play Frozen Synapse.

Good evening.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 10:03    Post subject:
Man I hate when that happens! I'm out on a drink with friends and suddenly one of them start typing on their smartphone -.-"

I mean are we out to hang out or to browse on the fucking internet?! Fuck that...


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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 11:29    Post subject:
Yet these people think that they actually have any social skills at all.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 11:31    Post subject: Re: I walk into a bar tonight...
besthijacker wrote:
two out of three people is on their cell phones. (probably either texting or facebook)

Is this normal behavior for people these days or only in the US?
nah man, same shit here. Mostly chicks tho.

Iv been to parties where the mjoirty is playing Angry birds Laughing
People like that should stay home imo...
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 11:37    Post subject: Re: I walk into a bar tonight...
deelix wrote:

Iv been to parties where the mjoirty is playing Angry birds Laughing
People like that should stay home imo...


wow, just wow
you're right though

this whole 'social' era is really numbing people, it's like playing pretend
and if you say that facebook is a piece of shit you're somehow 'anti-social'


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 11:41    Post subject:
That's what the brilliant phone sex opener is for:

Walk over to a chick with her phone out, smile, say "hey, did you ever have phone sex before?", do not wait for an answer, take out your phone and rub it awkwardly against hers - BAM, great conversation starter Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 12:08    Post subject:
I walked into an empty bar last night with mates to play pool. There was this 19 year old girl on drugs, being groped on the ass, tits, skirt being pulled up, snogging all three guys involved.

Is this normal today?


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 12:09    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
I walked into an empty bar last night with mates to play pool. There was this 19 year old girl on drugs, being groped on the ass, tits, skirt being pulled up, snogging all three guys involved.

Is this normal today?
Only in UK. Been to your pubs, when chicks drink they make Polish hookers look like nuns.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 12:33    Post subject:
mmmmmmm polish hookers.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 14:26    Post subject:
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