Fucking Polish furniture
Page 1 of 1
difm




Posts: 6618

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 07:29    Post subject: Fucking Polish furniture
I spent 3 hrs last night putting my moms' new dresser together.
I swear to god, it's easier to put IKEA stuff together more quickly.

Some pieces were miscut and on top of it all it's fucking aslant...
GODDAMIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE CHEAP SHIT MAKERS THINKING??!

Sad


i5 6600k @ 4.3 GHz | MSI z170 Gaming M7 | 32GB Kingston HyperX Fury | 850 Evo 500GB | EVGA 1070 SC | Seasonic X-660 | CM Storm Stryker
Back to top
Neon
VIP Member



Posts: 18935
Location: Poland
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 08:43    Post subject:
What company is it? Black red white is pretty awesome, and no problems putting them together.
Back to top
difm




Posts: 6618

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 09:14    Post subject:
Should have clarified that it's made in Poland, it's some local company buying stuff from Poland (cheaper).
Some half-noname company too.

Oh well, guess I have to force mum to pay for better quality.

I'm gonna try to straigthen it tonight after work. Why the flying shitfcuking duck would someone make a piece of furniture that's only held straight by a piece of plywood in the back?


i5 6600k @ 4.3 GHz | MSI z170 Gaming M7 | 32GB Kingston HyperX Fury | 850 Evo 500GB | EVGA 1070 SC | Seasonic X-660 | CM Storm Stryker
Back to top
pistolshrimp
Über-VIP Member



Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 09:40    Post subject:
Can't you take it back if it is fucked up?

I did an order and was off a bit in the drawers. I called them and they sent a new one. Then weeks later I pushed one of the drawers down and it popped back into place... I had the new one by that time. So I kinda got 2 for 1.
Back to top
deelix
PDIP Member



Posts: 32062
Location: Norway
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 11:17    Post subject: Re: Fucking Polish furniture
difm wrote:
it's easier to put IKEA stuff together more quickly.

um, ofc Razz
Back to top
tainted4ever
VIP Member



Posts: 11336

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 11:23    Post subject:
IKEA is super easy to put together Confused
Back to top
deelix
PDIP Member



Posts: 32062
Location: Norway
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 11:25    Post subject:
Can only talk for my own experience, so yes
Back to top
Rofl_Mao




Posts: 3185
Location: Nederland
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 16:01    Post subject: Re: Fucking Polish furniture
difm wrote:
I spent 3 hrs last night putting my moms' new dresser together.
I swear to god, it's easier to put IKEA stuff together more quickly.

Some pieces were miscut and on top of it all it's fucking aslant...
GODDAMIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE CHEAP SHIT MAKERS THINKING??!

Sad


Buy Scandinavian and not Polish, sounds logical enough to me


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
Back to top
garus
VIP Member



Posts: 34197

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:33    Post subject:
snip


Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:55; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
Przepraszam
VIP Member



Posts: 14653
Location: Poland. New York.
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:40    Post subject:
garus wrote:
IKEA maybe is simple to put together, but is (not so cheap) shit. My desk already crackle every time I put my hands on it. Veneer unsticks from the the desk over time...


you are not suppose to drink when you assemble furniture Wink


Back to top
garus
VIP Member



Posts: 34197

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:41    Post subject:
snip


Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:55; edited 2 times in total
Back to top
Rofl_Mao




Posts: 3185
Location: Nederland
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 17:43    Post subject:
garus wrote:
IKEA maybe is simple to put together, but is (not so cheap) shit. My desk already crackle every time I put my hands on it. Veneer unsticks from the the desk over time...


That's news to me, the IKEA stuff I've seen in Holland is of very good quality. Could a Polish IKEA be inferior to the Dutch one? Still, I hope your IKEA also offers the super cheap breakfasts Laughing


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
Back to top
_SiN_
Megatron



Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 19:14    Post subject:
Yeh, Ikea have some varying quality on their furniture. Their kitchens are fucking top quality, especially for the price you pay.


Watercooled 5950X | AORUS Master X570 | Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC | 64Gb RAM | 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p | etc etc
Back to top
WaldoJ
VIP Member



Posts: 32678

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 19:29    Post subject:
it depends what you buy. I bought two islands and a dining table from ikea. No issues what so ever. Bought a bookcase and it's wobbly all over. It happens. They have showrooms where you can see the build quality. It's good to see them. If it's heavy and awesome it'll last. If it's light and weak and doesn't look like it can support an orgy, then why buy it?


Sin317 wrote:
I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
Back to top
Mr.Tinkles




Posts: 12378
Location: Reino de Suecia
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 19:43    Post subject:
The desk I'm using that I bought 12-14 years ago is from IKEA, it's survived multiple disassemblies and re-assemblies... ^_^

However the bookshelf I bought a year ago is wobbly as fuck (also from IKEA). Sad

My sister bought this big ass sofa from some company that makes all their stuff in Poland and it's still holding, top notch sofa. grinhurt


Back to top
difm




Posts: 6618

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 19:45    Post subject:
Finally. I got the bastard straigthened and fixed as much as possible.Still minor distance problems with doors, but overall looks good.

Next time, I'll force buy IKEA etc alternatives.


i5 6600k @ 4.3 GHz | MSI z170 Gaming M7 | 32GB Kingston HyperX Fury | 850 Evo 500GB | EVGA 1070 SC | Seasonic X-660 | CM Storm Stryker
Back to top
PumpAction
[Schmadmin]



Posts: 26759

PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 20:54    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Yeh, Ikea have some varying quality on their furniture. Their kitchens are fucking top quality, especially for the price you pay.


Oh yeah and they look awesome Sad


=> NFOrce GIF plugin <= - Ryzen 3800X, 16GB DDR4-3200, Sapphire 5700XT Pulse
Back to top
Mr.Tinkles




Posts: 12378
Location: Reino de Suecia
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 21:15    Post subject:
OMG...pumpy is a moderator


Back to top
TSR69
Banned



Posts: 14962
Location: Republic of the Seven United Provinces
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 21:50    Post subject:


Formerly known as iconized
Back to top
Mr.Tinkles




Posts: 12378
Location: Reino de Suecia
PostPosted: Mon, 30th May 2011 22:03    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFAn0D3x9U



Hahahahha grinhurt

"There's a finger pointing at a hole...!" grinhurt

"Fuck you, you furniture fuck...FUCK!!!!!!!"

Btw, he's assembling the same shelf that my mom and sister got, only much smaller...it was actually a piece of cake to assemble. o.O


Back to top
Page 1 of 1 All times are GMT + 1 Hour
NFOHump.com Forum Index - The Bitching Session
Signature/Avatar nuking: none (can be changed in your profile)  


Display posts from previous:   

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group