A German tourist arrives at a French airport.
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 21:37    Post subject: A German tourist arrives at a French airport.
Immigration officer asks him: "Occupation?" The German: "No, no, just visit."
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 21:40    Post subject:
Laughing
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 21:47    Post subject:
lmao!!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 22:06    Post subject:
Laughing

The white flag was already ready under the desk grinhurt
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ivan1real




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 22:47    Post subject:
nice one Laughing
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Werelds
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 22:49    Post subject:
Oh my, I hadn't heard this one yet and damn it's good Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 22:50    Post subject:
Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 22:53    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 22:54    Post subject:
Laughing so good


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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 22:55    Post subject:
I will bite...

buahhaahhaha Laughing Laughing Laughing


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Jun 2011 23:31    Post subject:
Hahaha good one grinhurt


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 04:09    Post subject:
Nice Smile


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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2011 18:16    Post subject:


It's a joke about the french so it instantly wins anyway.


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Now you're just arguing semantics. Getting fucked in the ass with a broom stale is an "improvement" over getting stabbed in the eye with a fork Rolling Eyes
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