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 Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 10:21 Post subject: Fuck Colonoscopy |
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Tomorrow at 8:30am.
Just taken my Picolax and in 3 hours I need to drink more water than the Horn of Africa sees in a decade.
Im going to be shitting through the eye of a needle then a surgeon rummages around in my dirt box while I'm knocked out!
It's not going to be a nice 2 days.
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b0se
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 10:53 Post subject: |
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Oh man that's gotta be bad .
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[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
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ixigia
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 11:18 Post subject: |
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It won't hurt..you're used to much worse 
Good luck! 
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 11:23 Post subject: |
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I don't think it will be as the title says, rather the other way around xD 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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ixigia
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 11:42 Post subject: |
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the colonoscopy scope is not amused
but someone has got to do the dirty job |
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b0se
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 13:07 Post subject: |
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Be happy its only a little camera then and stop complain
Empty again 
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HubU
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 13:09 Post subject: |
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Dude, you just took it up the ass!
Bad joke apart, I truly hope you got your shit right! (couldn't resist, sorry)
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Vassago
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 13:14 Post subject: |
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They gonna give you something so you won't feel anything but happy:)
Tried it 2 times.
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b0se
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 13:45 Post subject: |
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I'm currently shitting my brains out.
Stomach is going crazy.
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b0se
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 13:59 Post subject: |
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What health problems do you have dude ?
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 14:04 Post subject: |
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I'd rather not say the symptoms but as you can probably guess, it involves my colon.
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 14:05 Post subject: |
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| GeordieRacer wrote: | | I'd rather not say the symptoms but as you can probably guess, it involves my colon. |
IBS? |
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 14:08 Post subject: |
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I dunno, theyre still in the diagnosis stage.
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 14:54 Post subject: |
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I told you that little Thai boy's tongue was filthy.
But did you listen? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Now look at you, getting fucking cameras shoved up your ass to diagnose a disease that might've come straight out of a MOD lab.
Geordie Geordie, you never listen... next time, we go with the ladyboys that cost $30 more. Sure it's more expensive, but at least it doesn't end with the garden of eden blooming in your asshole.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 15:51 Post subject: |
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shit fucking hurts. they put you under and all. but i woke up in the middle and i felt like my innards getting tossed around like a bowl of sphagetti. it fuckin' huuuurt. i was like IT HURTS! IT HURTS and then i went under again and woke up on my side in the hospital incase i shit myself. it sucks.
But, think of it this way, it's not as bad as... yes it is, it's just as bad as being ass raped in prison for pirating gay villa.
Picolax tastes weird and its warm it didn't make me shit out of my way. it was like having a regular shit with a vacuum attached.
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 16:20 Post subject: |
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Yeah this stuff doesnt taste great. I'm reading a lot of mixed reports about pain in colonoscopy.
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 16:25 Post subject: |
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Inspecting other people's shit tubes, that's one ugly job. But it pays well I guess...
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tonizito
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 16:33 Post subject: |
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| Prefetian wrote: | | GeordieRacer wrote: | | I'd rather not say the symptoms but as you can probably guess, it involves my colon. |
IBS? |
Or Rofl_Mao-ism?
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 16:50 Post subject: |
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Been there, done that turned out to be nothing but stress, stupid, shitty doctors with their tests  it's like they're just looking for an excuse to shove it up someone's ass.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 16:53 Post subject: |
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mine wasn't. i had my stomach gutted. after they did my colonoscopy.
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 16:54 Post subject: |
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I'm now pissing out of my arse
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 16:55 Post subject: |
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lulz  i don't even remember it being that bad.
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Jul 2011 18:12 Post subject: |
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Geordie Toilet Racer
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