Assholes parking in my hired parking spot
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Yondaime
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 16:06    Post subject: Assholes parking in my hired parking spot
I don't know if it's the correct English term but I've just had my first asshole parking in my 'hired' parking spot outside the place I live. Pissed me off so much given that there are a ton of regular parking spots just 50 meters away. But no, the fuckwad had to park in my one spot that I pay for every month.

So now I'm sitting here anxiously waiting for the parking company to come and give a nice juicy ticket to said asshole. I'm just hoping he won't leave before they get here, but I'm keeping watch so if I see him I can run out and ask him what the fuck he's doing.

I know it's pretty silly to get pissed off about something this small but it's just, you know, you pay for this place and there are a ton of other free parking spots that are VERY easy to find and yet this fucker had to take my one spot. Yes it's silly but fuck me if I'm going to miss the chance to give this guy a ticket. Very Happy I just don't get these kinds of people, I would never park in another persons owned spot... Anyone else share this frustration?
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dsergei




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 16:08    Post subject:
It's me brb I'll move the car sorry man Sad
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 16:18    Post subject:
nah its not silly. some assholes just think they can do whatever the fuck they want, and you shouldnt let them get away with it. its odd that you just called the parking company or whatever... couldnt you just get it towed? that woulda been better, means the guy is without his car AND has to pay to get it back. that'd teach the fucker.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 16:29    Post subject:
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 16:29    Post subject:
Can't you park your car behind his and block him in?


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 16:35    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 16:36    Post subject:
hah!

I had something like this happen to me on Monday. We don't have a garage or drive way so we have to park on the street which sucks. So some bitch double parks her car parallel to mine blocking me in completely and I'm already getting late for work.... fuck.

Thankfully my father cars was in front of mine, so he moved and I was able to get out.

Left her a nice note on her window.

"Hey bitch, thanks for blocking me in today and making me late for work, next time try to be more considerate where you park your car, there are plenty of spots everywhere else.

- Pissed off neighbor"

I'm with you dude, shit like that pisses me off!


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 16:45    Post subject:
Here's a 3 step troubleshoot for the next time!
1. Breaking assholez car window,releasing handbrake.
2. Rolling assholez car out from parking space(with or without dozer as ya like,if ya live in hillz area,bonus pointz)
3. Park to ur freed up,paid parking space.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 17:03    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
nah its not silly. some assholes just think they can do whatever the fuck they want, and you shouldnt let them get away with it. its odd that you just called the parking company or whatever... couldnt you just get it towed? that woulda been better, means the guy is without his car AND has to pay to get it back. that'd teach the fucker.


No. We don't have that kind of towing service here in Sweden.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 18:03    Post subject:
Have it towed away. Will cost alot more to get back than just a ticket. Also should put some ninja spikes behind tires if it dont get towed. This way douche will have flat tires on top of ticket.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 18:04    Post subject:
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 18:54    Post subject:
hot-glue all the locks on his car


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 18:56    Post subject:
Stick a ticking bomb under his car.
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Monoblaine




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:00    Post subject:
Take a shit in his air filter.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:02    Post subject:
pay a homeless man to fuck the cars exhaust pipe, take a picture, then glue it to the hood of his car.


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:02    Post subject:
Fuck his wife.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:04    Post subject:
Fuck his dog.


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:05    Post subject:
Fuck him.
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:09    Post subject:
Fuck you.


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:11    Post subject:
Fuck.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:21    Post subject:
Fuck him/her in teh butt!


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:28    Post subject:
Fuck the car.




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Newty182




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:53    Post subject:
Let the car fuck you.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 19:55    Post subject:
maybe it s a hot girl who has the hots for you and wants to be tow-trucked by you? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 22:43    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
maybe it s a hot girl who has the hots for you and wants to be tow-trucked by you? Laughing
There is no "fuck" in your post, now go ban yourself Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 22:48    Post subject:
i can show you the level of professional tow-trucking i m capable of and you wont miss the word fuck any longer, if you know what i mean and i think that you do grinhurt
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 22:53    Post subject:
I don't know what you mean. Sad Elaborate, please. Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 23:01    Post subject:
before i get out the tow-truck, you ll have to show me how indecent you can park! grinhurt
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Namarie




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 23:35    Post subject:
Eh, just get some powdered sugar.

Open gas-cap, pour it in..

Hilarity will ensue when he/she drives the car.. Razz


It's my favourite method for parking jackers, since most cars aren't going to alarm if you cap open
the gas lid.. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Aug 2011 23:56    Post subject:
Take a dump on the cars roof.
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