i kitcked my bitch out
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HunterHare




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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 04:15    Post subject: i kitcked my bitch out
I couldnt take it no more, she wouldnt let me fuck her in the butt, she goes out all morning/day while I work everytime my daughter i saway with grantma.
This time, she beeen away for 2 days and this twist left with no regret bgecause I loved a hooker for a 6 months. I helped her kicked dope, live with us, she became clean but cant kick her filthy habits.

I fucking hate woman, my last bitch chated on me with a hospital security guard. She had 13 yrs on me but still, what a cunt. and this slut, she is 30 and im 27, nothing like this ever before and I live on the edge. and my cock is bit uncircumsized and is clean, so I aint no little dick prick!


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 04:44    Post subject:
- She wouldnt let you have anal sex
- She made your daughter stay with your mother
- You love a prostitute
- You helped here kick a dope habit
- She has other dirty habits
- Your ex cheated on you
- She was older
- You have an average size manhood which is part circumcised

Right?
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 09:34    Post subject:
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 09:56    Post subject:
Does this guy always post like this?
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 11:15    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Does this guy always post like this?


Dunno, but this was totally incoherent :\


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 11:18    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 15:19    Post subject:
Women! Those filthy bitches, always discriminating guys with cocks a bit uncircumsized and clean!


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 17:02    Post subject:
HubU wrote:
Women! Those filthy bitches, always discriminating guys with cocks a bit uncircumsized and clean!

Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 17:24    Post subject: Re: i kitcked my bitch out
HunterHare wrote:
I couldnt take it no more, she wouldnt let me fuck her in the butt, she goes out all morning/day while I work everytime my daughter i saway with grantma.
This time, she beeen away for 2 days and this twist left with no regret bgecause I loved a hooker for a 6 months. I helped her kicked dope, live with us, she became clean but cant kick her filthy habits.

I fucking hate woman, my last bitch chated on me with a hospital security guard. She had 13 yrs on me but still, what a cunt. and this slut, she is 30 and im 27, nothing like this ever before and I live on the edge. and my cock is bit uncircumsized and is clean, so I aint no little dick prick!




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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Aug 2011 18:21    Post subject:
Not sure if serious.


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HunterHare




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 01:37    Post subject:
wow, the stress and the feeling of a monkey on my back and raising another child is gone! and after 5 days temping to an electrical company with good pay and sweet benefits hired me on! things are turning around already, I'm so fucking motivated!


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 01:52    Post subject:
At least you aren't drunk anymore Laughing


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HunterHare




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 04:59    Post subject:
but now im drunk, celebrating the goodnesses


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HunterHare




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 05:04    Post subject: Re: i kitcked my bitch out
charlie is the shit, I never knew he was a ninja to until this year


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 07:34    Post subject:
You need more drinking posting experience. Hehe
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helvete




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 07:35    Post subject:
Nah he performed well! Very Happy


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 07:38    Post subject:
I don't know about that.. That last sentence of his is already falling to shit. I bet he hasn't had that much to drink yet. I used to reread some of my drunken posts the next day. I thought they were brilliant.
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helvete




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 07:47    Post subject:
More like falling to awesome! The OP is comedic gold. Don't ever change hunterhare. Don't you dare! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Aug 2011 07:50    Post subject:
Not surprised the world has gone to the dogs Laughing
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