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 Posted: Sun, 7th Aug 2011 23:59 Post subject: Motherfucking wasp mtherfucker |
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I fell asleep on the couch with only my shorts on. I felt something on my back so sort of grabbed at it. Wasp stung me on my back, then I tried to grab at it again and it stung my finger.
Motherfucker.
Managed to get it off though and smash it to death with the TV remote.
Worth it huh you fucking fuck?
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 00:00 Post subject: |
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Kill that fucking bastard.
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 00:01 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 00:11 Post subject: |
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| sabin1981 wrote: | | Kill that fucking bastard. |
And then eat it.
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 00:21 Post subject: |
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I like wasps. No particular reason, though.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 00:36 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 00:40 Post subject: |
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| human_steel wrote: | | sabin1981 wrote: | | Kill that fucking bastard. |
And then eat it. |
Then get another wasp and put it in your undies, and post the video of it on the hump.
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b0se
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 05:54 Post subject: |
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I presume that you cant sleep on your back now right ?
Usually wasps leave a son of a trace on the skin .
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chiv
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 07:02 Post subject: |
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it was probably just looking for a place to lay its eggs.
pleasant dreams.
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| Posted: Mon, 8th Aug 2011 07:51 Post subject: |
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Did you ever see that show, "1000 ways to die" and this guy when to some brothel in some asian country. The hooker couldn't get him off because he was fucking around so much so she tried to plug? something in the wall? I don't know, heard buzzing in the wall. Looked in the plug and a huge hornet (oh yea right, topic is wasp not hornet but WTF they both sting) came flying outta the plug hole, She screamed and took off. Hornet came out and stung the guy, leaving phermones on him. Turns out there was a hive in the wall and they ALL CAME OUT, and followed the phermones to him, and promptly stung him to death. Them were HUGE FUCKERS TOO.
Yep, one of the 1000 ways to die.
You were lucky your wasp wasn't attached to some mother of a hive!!!!!!!!!!!!
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