FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 01:03    Post subject: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
I order thai food. it's awesome. it's good.
i tell them i want it by 720. cause that's when gf comes home.
I decide to have a fantastic shit. squeezing every single poop drop out of my ass...
It's wonderful. Then the buzzer rings. Neutral

WHATAFUCK!? Sad
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 01:07    Post subject:
Pffchh
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 02:08    Post subject:
Is the gf a dream too?


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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 02:16    Post subject:
thai food. thats the one with cockroaches in it, right?


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boysetsfire




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 03:14    Post subject:
white poeple probs again, let the guy wait
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 08:44    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
thai food. thats the one with cockroaches in it, right?

Cockroaches are delicious.
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:00    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
chiv wrote:
thai food. thats the one with cockroaches in it, right?

Cockroaches are delicious.


Too dry.


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:02    Post subject:
Or with a sauce.
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:02    Post subject:
NOW you're talking Smile


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:20    Post subject:
I just took my morning dump ^^ It was perfect Very Happy grinhurt


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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:23    Post subject:
same here Smile
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:23    Post subject:
Did you take a picture of it?
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:25    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
same here Smile


Me three

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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:45    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Did you take a picture of it?


I'm not Rofl_mao xD


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:48    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
human_steel wrote:
Did you take a picture of it?


I'm not Rofl_mao xD
xD
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bringiton




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 09:51    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Did you take a picture of it?


Why would you want a picture of his fantastic shit? I Am Disappoint


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 10:00    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
human_steel wrote:
Did you take a picture of it?


I'm not Rofl_mao xD


We did not ask you to sell it to us as apple news Smug
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 10:01    Post subject:
bringiton wrote:
human_steel wrote:
Did you take a picture of it?


Why would you want a picture of his fantastic shit?


Maybe he's never had or seen a fantastic dump himself? Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 10:11    Post subject:
is this the bitching section or the scatting section ffs.


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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 10:20    Post subject:
We're bitching about scat?


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 10:23    Post subject:
There. I took a dump as well.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 11:36    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
There. I took a dump as well.




Let's call this the official dump day xD

Official hump dump day xD


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 12:27    Post subject:
Thai food and shit, wot= the difference


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I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 13:21    Post subject:
Thai food is awesome, Mao. Back off. Mad
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 15:44    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Thai food is awesome, Mao. Back off. Mad


I eat a lot of Asian food, Indonesian cuisine. Excellent vegetarian dishes also, which taste much much better than bland Western meat meals. Even though Asia's main ingredient seems to be E621, the artificial seasoning vetsin.

Thinking of Thailand though I see images of perverted sex tourists and underage street hookers. Which ruins my appetite so that's why I haven't eaten Thai yet I guess.


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I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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dsergei




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Aug 2011 15:47    Post subject:
No, I'm sorry but Thai Food is an oxymoron. Been to Thailand several times, asked the locals for good restaurants and dishes, never had anything decent. Is all random spices blocking the taste of the ingredients or some tastless goo. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indonesian yes pls second helpings pls, Thai - put back in the toilet:(
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