Almost punched my neighbor in his fucking face...
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:24    Post subject: Almost punched my neighbor in his fucking face...
he comes up to me and asks me "hey do you know where my newspaper is?" I told him that I have no clue and that I don't care, cus I use the INTERNETS for news.

he got cocky and started yelling at me, so I yelled back.

Oh, and by coincidence I had this hammer in my bag:



I was about to hammer that bastard down.... but he ran ...like a chicken :>

what a douchebag...
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:26    Post subject:
if you said "i don't care" like that to me in that manner i would be fucking pissed at you too.
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:27    Post subject:
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:31    Post subject:
Well, it's not my problem. Why does he ask me? because he's suspicious that I stole his fucking asswiper?...dude, I don't read the newspaper....such a moron. He should've asked me politely - then I would've given him a polite answer.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:33    Post subject:
Who do people still keep reading newspapers? Scratch Head
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inz




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:34    Post subject:
Next time say: "I don't care, said Pierre, I'm from France."
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:47    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Who do people still keep reading newspapers? Scratch Head


Old ppl like to read them I guess :\


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Tobas_Funke
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:52    Post subject:
"hey, do you know where my newspaper is?" does not sound rude to me.

You saying "I don't care" does. You could have just said "No, I don't know".

You didn't need to explain to him how you use the internet.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 16:55    Post subject:
Yeah, that's what i thought aswell. Since he pulled a hammer like that he must be from some uncivilized part of the planet.
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Kurosaki




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 17:08    Post subject:
nope, I didn't pull the hammer out of the bag - I was about to, but I'm not a moron. I know that I would get in trouble for doing that..... I guess the heat today ( 36°C ) made me kinda aggressive...and his bullshit talk...meh~... god, I hate that guy...
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 17:10    Post subject:
You should have put your Daft Punk helmet on and answer

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 17:10    Post subject:
Tobas_Funke wrote:
"hey, do you know where my newspaper is?" does not sound rude to me.

You saying "I don't care" does. You could have just said "No, I don't know".

You didn't need to explain to him how you use the internet.


+1

Don't know why Kurosaki approached him with rage and intolerance. Rolling Eyes
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fisk




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 17:18    Post subject:
I don't like accusations either. But there is no need to be a douche about it. Just say "No idea man, how about a blowjob?" and be down with it.


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 17:22    Post subject:
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 17:39    Post subject:
kenny64 wrote:
Yeah, that's what i thought aswell. Since he pulled a hammer like that he must be from some uncivilized part of the planet.
Some people might get offended by being asked too? "like, wtf, do you think I stole it?!"
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 17:41    Post subject:
yeah, i would ask questions like that if i felt he accused me. But i wouldnt be rude on the offchance that he wasn't.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 17:54    Post subject:
I would've done the same kuro. The guy did not ask him with good intentions in the first place, so he deserved that type of answer.

Btw, do you know where my dildo is?
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 18:16    Post subject:
lol i think ur the shitbag for even trying to use a weapon, ten men n his weapon, what ever happened to using fists like a real man these days.


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 18:26    Post subject:
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 18:40    Post subject:
What kind of hammer is this? Real man use real hammers!



"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 18:48    Post subject:
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What kind of hammer is this? Real man use real hammers!

Puny pathetic shit.

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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 18:49    Post subject:
FOR THE EMPEROR!
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 18:51    Post subject:
Nah, I work for no one.
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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 19:20    Post subject:
you did good, next time tell him straight to FUCK OFF, no polite bullshit


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 19:30    Post subject:
So somebody bought Warhammer 40k: Space Marines xD


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 19:48    Post subject:
I bought after. xD I got pumped looking through artwork and clicked buy. Laughing
Someone needs to almost punch me in the face. Laughing
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 20:12    Post subject:
/me punches inatan in the face.
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 20:13    Post subject:
Too late Rolling Eyes Steam doesn't refund. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 20:24    Post subject: Re: Almost punched my neighbor in his fucking face...
Kurosaki wrote:
he comes up to me and asks me "hey do you know where my newspaper is?" I told him that I have no clue and that I don't care, cus I use the INTERNETS for news.

he got cocky and started yelling at me, so I yelled back.

Oh, and by coincidence I had this hammer in my bag:

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I was about to hammer that bastard down.... but he ran ...like a chicken :>

what a douchebag...


Are you often confronted with accusations/discrimination? This might be the reason you reacted with anger (easily bruised ego). Normal reaction is just to let it go or laugh about it.
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Sep 2011 23:37    Post subject:
What a bunch of nonsense. Fighting because you read a newspaper or the internet...?


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