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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 08:37    Post subject: Bitches.
Why do I always let my dick do the thinking? I'm aware of almost all mind games women play and game #1 is when they say they're upfront and don't play games. The second game is when they cut off sex, Now that's my real problem. Bitch you know I got the stamina of a horse and the dick of a donkey and I pound you so hard your eyeballs roll up and you scream till we wake up the whole building. YOU CANNOT BLAME ME FOR BEING ANGRY AS FUCK WHEN YOU AINT OPENING UP YOUR LEGS.

This goes out to all the bitches out there.
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 08:40    Post subject:
Keep your knob in your trousers and your money in your pocket.
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 09:23    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
Keep your knob in your hands and your money in your pocket.


fixed

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What's with girls saying no, and then being dissapointed that you didn't force yourself on them?! ARGH
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 11:24    Post subject:
wanking. It helps. =D
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 11:25    Post subject:
i.e. FireMasterBation !!!
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chiv




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 11:56    Post subject:
ba-dum-tish
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 12:52    Post subject:
Thing is I never spend a dime on dem girls. I make them take the high road, lol.
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 12:53    Post subject:
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 13:00    Post subject:

Formerly known as iconized
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 13:04    Post subject:
Stop meeting women in dark back alleys. If you absolutely have to, stop being a cheapass and pay their hourly rate.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 13:54    Post subject:
Fire Mistress, stop whining and go back to the kitchen Cool Face
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 13:58    Post subject:
But he can continue on whining from the kitchen?
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 14:11    Post subject:
You start being nice, they go cold, you go cold, they start getting angry annoy the fuck out of you.
The fuck is up with crazy bitches and the fuck is up with me and crazy bitches.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 14:35    Post subject:
You're doing it wrong, you should start with ignoring them. Cool Face

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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 14:41    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
You're doing it wrong, you should start with ignoring them. Cool Face

Forever Alone
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 14:55    Post subject:
Acquiring currency is my main goal at this moment of life. I really don't need this drama.
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sabin1981
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:12    Post subject:
True dat.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:20    Post subject:
Sabin you motherfucker I still haven't quit smoking you should spank me hard.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:23    Post subject:
I've been a non-smoker for a quarter year already... tut tut tut. You need to bring your A game, Pyro Lord.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:31    Post subject:
Do we get to see a picture soon of your belly? Cool Face
<3

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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:34    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
I've been a non-smoker for a quarter year already... tut tut tut. You need to bring your A game, Pyro Lord.


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:37    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Do we get to see a picture soon of your belly? Cool Face
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Funny you should say that... because I DO have a belly now. My wife loves it Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

@StrEagle

Pics... of.... me... NOT... smoking? Scratch Head
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:39    Post subject: Re: Bitches.
FireMaster wrote:
Why do I always let my dick do the thinking? I'm aware of almost all mind games women play and game #1 is when they say they're upfront and don't play games. The second game is when they cut off sex, Now that's my real problem. Bitch you know I got the stamina of a horse and the dick of a donkey and I pound you so hard your eyeballs roll up and you scream till we wake up the whole building. YOU CANNOT BLAME ME FOR BEING ANGRY AS FUCK WHEN YOU AINT OPENING UP YOUR LEGS.

This goes out to all the bitches out there.
ur on the wrong forum Wink
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:40    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Pics... of.... me... NOT... smoking? Scratch Head

No, a pic of you being proposed to light up a smoke and subsequently refusing.


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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:40    Post subject:
Cool Face

Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 15:59    Post subject: Re: Bitches.
deelix wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
Why do I always let my dick do the thinking? I'm aware of almost all mind games women play and game #1 is when they say they're upfront and don't play games. The second game is when they cut off sex, Now that's my real problem. Bitch you know I got the stamina of a horse and the dick of a donkey and I pound you so hard your eyeballs roll up and you scream till we wake up the whole building. YOU CANNOT BLAME ME FOR BEING ANGRY AS FUCK WHEN YOU AINT OPENING UP YOUR LEGS.

This goes out to all the bitches out there.
ur on the wrong forum Wink


Of all people don't you think I'd know exactly which forum this is?
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 17:17    Post subject:
63% of all women have serious mental problems, nuff said Sad
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 17:44    Post subject:
I think that percentage is wayyyy too low...
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garus
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2011 18:17    Post subject:
snip


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