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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 13:30    Post subject: what scares a former nascar driver?

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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 13:34    Post subject:
Haha, welcome to real racing you Nascar idiot Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 13:58    Post subject:
"Can't even see where we're going! Slow it down! I'm dying!" Laughing

Definitely harder than driving in circles for two hours Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 14:21    Post subject:
to be fair though its not a flat track like you would expect in amerika

its on a mountain with big drops outside the barrier which is probably what scared the shit out of this guy
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 14:37    Post subject:
Point being? That's why Bathurst rocks Very Happy
He'd still shit his pants going around the Nordschleife probably.

I just can't take NASCAR serious at all, even worse than Handegg. The only thing worse I can think of is drag racing
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 14:43    Post subject:
@Werelds: amerikan sports at their finest! Ken Block ftw Cool Face Reaction
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 14:53    Post subject:
Oh damn yes, Ken Block still falls below all of that Smug

He's got like what, 4 points out of 8 races in the WRC now? Retard Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 14:58    Post subject:
He's very good at crashing though Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 16:14    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
He's very good at crashing though Laughing


ahahahah its epic when they finally push his car free and then a HE BEACHS IT TRYING TO GET BACK OIN THE ROAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 17:09    Post subject:
Werelds wrote:
Point being? That's why Bathurst rocks Very Happy
He'd still shit his pants going around the Nordschleife probably.
Hell yeah:


With this guy driving I know I would. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 19:47    Post subject:
'I hate the corkscrew. The corkscrew is dumb!'

'This is a geological oddity'

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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 20:20    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Werelds wrote:
Point being? That's why Bathurst rocks Very Happy
He'd still shit his pants going around the Nordschleife probably.
Hell yeah:


With this guy driving I know I would. Very Happy

I'd have the biggest adrenaline rush of my life and I'd be loving it haha Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 20:54    Post subject:
Is he confusing geology with geography? Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 20:57    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 21:11    Post subject:
Lol, i actually had a friend who was a huge Nascar fan. No matter what i told him about real racing (GT1, GT3, etc.) he always told me i just don't see the "depth" and "strategy" of Nascar. Here you go mate, this one is for you !Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 21:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2011 21:22    Post subject:
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NASCAR is the special Olympics of racing.


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Oct 2011 01:10    Post subject:
zmed wrote:
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ahaahhaaahaaa

nascar Reaction
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Oct 2011 02:09    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
zmed wrote:
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ahaahhaaahaaa

nascar Reaction

iits from the onion they are a joke site not a legit news website like CNN Laughing
you got owned ahahahaha!
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Oct 2011 03:22    Post subject:
Poker Face Are You Serious Mind Is Full Of Fuck
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Oct 2011 03:34    Post subject:
it's shocking how many people out there don't know onion Sad

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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Oct 2011 03:41    Post subject:
Hurr Durr I know it's a fucking Onion skit ... I still lolled at their expense.

You really thought I believed that was real, jeeesus.
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Oct 2011 16:18    Post subject:
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Hurr Durr I know it's a fucking Onion skit ... I still lolled at their expense.

You really thought I believed that was real, jeeesus.

dont tell lies son
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Oct 2011 23:04    Post subject:
zmed wrote:
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Ahahaha! Epic! Great satire! That coach was so funny!
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